whats more embarassing?

[cancelled]

Skating pads on street or showing up to the park with a longboard?

pads on street.

[MustardTigerPhilCollins]

Getting the shit kicked out of you by a little infant 3 year old girl while you are fully grown and developed man and having a cast on your leg for the next 2 months so you can't skate and having to walk the long way home and trying to explain to your friends that you can't go down this street anymore or skate for the next 2 months because a girl still in her diapers focused your leg, or being the next selfish AM

nice picture text

[Magic Pizza]

^^^ Your username is funny, I would give you +1 for it but since I can't, I will give you a gift.

[smokecrack]

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answer and ask your own


not being able to drop in, or not being able to kickflip?

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I can do neither of these things. Not being able to drop in is worse.

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then what are you doing on a skateboarding messageboard?

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I like watching skateboarding. A lot. A lot a lot. It's all I do. I just can't skate. I'm physically able to, but I'm horrible. Really really horrible.

But I don't talk shit on bad skaters. THAT would be embarrassing.

EDIT: Wait, I meant to say the chicks.

damn, dude. you can't drop in and you can't kickflip. i suck too, but i could atleast do those things. i suggest you turn off the skate vids, log off the net and hit the skatepark. pushing yourself to progress can be frustrating, but the results are worth it. i hope you learn how to drop in. once you get over the initial fear, tranny can be really fun to skate

[jimi420]

having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[HubbaAdsGiveMeBoners]

having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Not being able to drop in. I can't kickflip but I can drop in. I can heelflip but not kickflip. Every time I attempt a kickflip, everyone's like,"You pop them so high!" but I can't land on them or flick them consistently.

Wearing TK Society's or being a skater and wearing Element.

[dolphinstyle.]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

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I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

that' a tough one. embarassing-wise the loud one but complexity-wise the shart

[ice nine]

im trying to remember a phil collins song, was really good(i think), dancy, super repetitive chorus, i think just repeating the same word over and over, pretty joyous and shit. i heard it at a party and never before or since, any help? im thinking like go, yes, dance, something like that

hey guys i found it!! and its so fuckin good! party with it on!

Phil Collins - I'm Not Moving (Idjut Boys Edit)

originals good too tho

[BuddyPal]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

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I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[jimi420]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

[finknoos]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[close]

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

Watching the view...

not bieng able to revert or not knowing who Gonz is?

[Sleazy]

not knowing gonz

not being able to get it up or blowing it on the way in

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[close]

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

Watching Fox news 

[Turtle Boy]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[close]

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

[close]

Watching Fox news 

Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[close]

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

[close]

Watching Fox news 

[close]

Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?

[Macs T]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[close]

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

[close]

Watching Fox news 

[close]

Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?

chris cole kid.

premature ejaculation with your dream girl or pissing your pants in the middle of crowded party.

[Omamori]

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having a parent walk in on you yanking it or walking in on one of your parents?

[close]

I'd say parents walking in on you.

Farting really loud in a populated but quite setting or farting silently but shitting your pants?

[close]

i've almost always been able to pawn off my farts on someone else and blame them but if you shit your self you've got the instantstink factor and the possibilty of it going to to your legs and leaving a trail. so the quiet fart and shit is more embarrasing.

getting pantsed in front of tons of people and getting your weiner exposed or slipping on a banana peel and dying

[close]

probably getting pantsed. you'd still be alive to feel the anguish. one time my dick popped out of a hole in my pants while i was walking down the hallway at school. luckily nobody saw it.

Getting caught watching The View because you "Like their views on things." or watching Fox news because you believe it to be straight truth?

[close]

Watching Fox news? 

[close]

Being Chris Cole Kid or being Skwisgaar Skwigelf?

[close]

chris cole kid.

premature ejaculation with your dream girl or pissing your pants in the middle of crowded party.

Piss pants in the middle of a crowded party, because you can spill your drink at the same time...nobody will know.

[snickelfritz]

having someone on letter "t" in  a game of skate then your opponent realizes you cant nollie flip and does every nollie flip variation, leaving you feeling just stupid.

[WWD4D?]

Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

[Albinskejt]

Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

Sucking at skating, obviously.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.

[smokecrack]

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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

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Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.

c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene and all your buddies know/have seen it or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train with at least 10 dudes and he's the caboose?

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

[close]

Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.

[close]

c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train and he's the caboose?

It's not about "skate nerd" shit, not what I mean. It's about knowing about what the history is behind what you're doing and exploring what's out there in skating and meeting new, cool people. Being gnarly is awesome but if you're a dickhead to other skaters, then you're just a douchebag. I dunno, I just like to know about what I'm doing in the big picture, as well as the small picture. But hey, to each his own, as I always say.

For which one of those two, I pick alleged straight dad. I'd be more disappointed in my wife, than embarrassed.

[smokecrack]

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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

[close]

Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.

[close]

c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train and he's the caboose?

[close]

It's not about "skate nerd" shit, not what I mean. It's about knowing about what the history is behind what you're doing and exploring what's out there in skating and meeting new, cool people. Being gnarly is awesome but if you're a dickhead to other skaters, then you're just a douchebag. I dunno, I just like to know about what I'm doing in the big picture, as well as the small picture. But hey, to each his own, as I always say.

For which one of those two, I pick alleged straight dad. I'd be more disappointed in my wife, than embarrassed.

fine, let me fix mine. finding out your wife did a gangbang scene and having all your friends see it/be the ones that end up tellin you or catching your allegedly straight father getting pounded by 10 dudes. hairy, bear-type dudes.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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Being really good at skating but not knowing shit about skating (video part knowledge, product knowledge, who did what trick down what gap, etc)
or
Knowing a lot about skating but sucking really bad at it.

[close]

Being really good but not knowing shit.
It's not all about how good you are, it's also about the culture and the community, as well.

[close]

c'mon. reading this is some embarrassing shit. a lot of the guys i used to skate with killed it and didn't really know/care too much about the industry. i find that way gnarlier than being some gossipy skate nerd all up on shit w/ no skills. why would you prefer trivial skate knowledge over talent? give me a nice bag of tricks and an empty skate head any day. ok, i got one: realizing your wife of five years did a gang bang porn scene or walking in on your allegedly straight dad in man train and he's the caboose?

[close]

It's not about "skate nerd" shit, not what I mean. It's about knowing about what the history is behind what you're doing and exploring what's out there in skating and meeting new, cool people. Being gnarly is awesome but if you're a dickhead to other skaters, then you're just a douchebag. I dunno, I just like to know about what I'm doing in the big picture, as well as the small picture. But hey, to each his own, as I always say.

For which one of those two, I pick alleged straight dad. I'd be more disappointed in my wife, than embarrassed.

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fine, let me fix mine. finding out your wife did a gangbang scene and having all your friends see it/be the ones that end up tellin you or catching your allegedly straight father getting pounded by 10 dudes. hairy, bear-type dudes.

The dad one... I wouldn't get past the embarrassment... haha.

[Schteven]

heads or tails, heads or tails?

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But hey, to each his own, as I always say.

i do believe you did coin that phrase.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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But hey, to each his own, as I always say.

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i do believe you did coin that phrase.

I do use it a lot, don't I...

[Schteven]

Taking a girl on a first date in a semi-fancy restaurant, not Mc Do's, and while proposing a toast " to the times to come" you fart really loud (accidentally or maybe thinking it was a silent one). OR finding out after said fart that the girl in question didn't mind, but appreciated it, after which she let's go a few stink bombs as well.

?