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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #90 on: September 09, 2010, 03:26:50 PM »
Taking a girl on a first date in a semi-fancy restaurant, not Mc Do's, and while proposing a toast " to the times to come" you fart really loud (accidentally or maybe thinking it was a silent one). OR finding out after said fart that the girl in question didn't mind, but appreciated it, after which she let's go a few stink bombs as well.

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Chicks openly farting is a gigantic turn-off, so I'd go with that one. At least I could laugh off the first situation and find a way to make a joke out of it.
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #91 on: September 09, 2010, 03:45:17 PM »

Chicks openly farting is a gigantic turn-off

It's as if every single post of yours is just saying "I DONT BELONG HERE"

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #92 on: September 09, 2010, 04:36:15 PM »
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Chicks openly farting is a gigantic turn-off
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It's as if every single post of yours is just saying "I DONT BELONG HERE"
So in order to belong here, I need to have a fucked up fart fetish?
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or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #93 on: September 09, 2010, 04:49:41 PM »
Eating shit in front of some hot girls just skating down a side walk and hitting a rock

Getting ripped up in a mini bowl by a 7 year old girl wearing mostly pink
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2010, 08:37:03 AM »
Eating shit in front of some hot girls just skating down a side walk and hitting a rock

Getting ripped up in a mini bowl by a 7 year old girl wearing mostly pink


I'd be stoked to get outskated by some 7 year old girl, that's the future y'know...

And even though the hot girls weren't gonna lay you anyway, it's more of a public situation. And hitting a rock and falling sucks anyhoo
so that one.


This one's realistic, and actually applies to myself everyday. So I need an honest opinion to know habit to drop first (which I prob won't)
in public:
adjustin your junk
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pickin your nose
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #95 on: September 14, 2010, 09:34:27 AM »
picking your nose
tricks are for kids , style is forever

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #96 on: September 15, 2010, 01:03:25 AM »
farting a lot, bad breath, or having bad bo on a first date

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #97 on: September 16, 2010, 02:13:44 PM »
Farting a lot, because it will make people envision your rectum.

What about: being single and loosing your actual balls in a gnarly war, then explaining to women that you have no balls with an epic story - or - being in a relationship and loosing your metaphoric balls because you get whipped so bad by some spoiled brat who wouldn't last a day in the jungle?


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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #98 on: September 17, 2010, 05:44:27 AM »
Farting a lot, because it will make people envision your rectum.

What about: being single and loosing your actual balls in a gnarly war, then explaining to women that you have no balls with an epic story - or - being in a relationship and loosing your metaphoric balls because you get whipped so bad by some spoiled brat who wouldn't last a day in the jungle?



wow thats a toughie... id have to say the second 1 is more embarassing

Breaking a bone doing an ollie off a curb or bieng one of those kids who flips tricks he cant do just to make people think he can do them

(you know like those kids at the skatepark you see that flip tre flips all over the place but dont even attempt landing them)

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #99 on: September 17, 2010, 09:11:08 PM »
Breaking a bone because eventually you'll learn the trick....curb ollies get no respect.  Ok whats more embarassing Being recognized in your local skate scene and never going anywhere or turning pro and being extremely underrated....

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #100 on: September 17, 2010, 09:28:33 PM »
Neither one of those is embarrassing at all.

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #101 on: September 18, 2010, 05:40:00 PM »
Breaking a bone because eventually you'll learn the trick....curb ollies get no respect.  Ok whats more embarassing Being recognized in your local skate scene and never going anywhere or turning pro and being extremely underrated....


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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #102 on: September 18, 2010, 07:12:49 PM »
you suck

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #103 on: September 23, 2010, 11:37:26 PM »
Winning the berrics or losing the berrics.
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #104 on: September 24, 2010, 05:51:50 AM »
Winning the berrics or losing the berrics.

losing the berrics... because...

You did not say battle at the berrics you just said berrics, so in order to lose the berrics you must first have the berrics, making you either berra or koston, and since koston doesnt give a shit about the berrics that would mean you are probably Berra

so bieng berra is more embarrasing

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #105 on: September 25, 2010, 08:32:39 AM »
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Winning the berrics or losing the berrics.
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losing the berrics... because...

You did not say battle at the berrics you just said berrics, so in order to lose the berrics you must first have the berrics, making you either berra or koston, and since koston doesnt give a shit about the berrics that would mean you are probably Berra

so bieng berra is more embarrasing
haha, I agree
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #106 on: September 25, 2010, 09:06:35 AM »
Getting rejected by a girl you actually like or hooking up with an extremely undesirable member of the opposite sex?
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #107 on: September 25, 2010, 11:19:09 AM »
Being skwisgaar or kazbenson

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #108 on: September 25, 2010, 06:17:21 PM »
Getting rejected by a girl you actually like or hooking up with an extremely undesirable member of the opposite sex?

The first feels a lot less embarasing if you go out and do the second right after.

longboarding on the side, or bmxing on the side?

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #109 on: September 25, 2010, 06:49:11 PM »
Longboarding is never acceptable.


Not skating because your socks don't feel right, or not skating because your ipod died.

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #110 on: September 25, 2010, 08:17:49 PM »
Longboarding is never acceptable.


Not skating because your socks don't feel right, or not skating because your ipod died.
Idk, are the socks rainbow coloured?
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #111 on: September 26, 2010, 07:46:05 AM »
Longboarding is never acceptable.


Not skating because your socks don't feel right, or not skating because your ipod died.
ipod. If your socks don't feel right it can mess things up a bit.

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #112 on: October 12, 2010, 07:35:04 PM »
I sing a long to some pretty embarrassing shit so, going to go with the Good Charlotte.


Gold Muska sky tops on your feet. Strip of your grip-tape cut out with a big ass sticker etched into it


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All over print Kr3w Terry Kennedy jacket with pink grip-tape.
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #113 on: October 12, 2010, 08:08:04 PM »
Gold skytops

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #114 on: October 12, 2010, 08:13:00 PM »
asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying yes,
or asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying no?

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #115 on: October 12, 2010, 08:38:16 PM »
asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying yes,
or asking someone in real life if they post on slap, and them replying no?
Them replying no, easily.
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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #116 on: October 15, 2010, 02:57:03 AM »
Skating in popular shoes (lets say janoskis) because everyone else does, or because you think theyl make you skate better?

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #117 on: October 16, 2010, 04:58:24 PM »
Skating in popular shoes (lets say janoskis) because everyone else does, or because you think theyl make you skate better?

rocking anything to follow the crowd is always wack

Attempting a trick that someone just did at the skatepark, or having someone land the same trick you just bailed at the skatepark (not talking about a game of skate)?

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Re: whats more embarassing?
« Reply #118 on: October 16, 2010, 07:33:54 PM »
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Skating in popular shoes (lets say janoskis) because everyone else does, or because you think theyl make you skate better?
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rocking anything to follow the crowd is always wack

Attempting a trick that someone just did at the skatepark, or having someone land the same trick you just bailed at the skatepark (not talking about a game of skate)?

Depends on the sesh and who gets butthurt about it.
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