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what do i do

keep skating
3 (9.7%)
go home
7 (22.6%)
remove underwear then keep skating
16 (51.6%)
put leaves in underwear
3 (9.7%)
other
2 (6.5%)

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i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« on: August 21, 2010, 07:57:27 AM »
fuk

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 08:19:33 AM »
depends how much you shit

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2010, 08:39:55 AM »
other - do some layback shitstain slides.

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2010, 08:44:09 AM »
hell, even if it was just a shart, the discomfort would probably make me go home.

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 08:51:29 AM »
remove underwear and whip that shit up with the already shit underwear and keep the ball rollin homie! stay strong

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 09:01:53 AM »
smear it on your board and do a shitflip shitslide

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 09:15:03 AM »
camando man camando just watch out for da zipper if your wearin jeans

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 09:33:42 AM »
obviously put leaves in there.

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 10:03:57 AM »
Freeball dat shit

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2010, 11:57:26 AM »
The answer is burn your clothes and skate naked.

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2010, 02:45:21 PM »
i have sharted a couple times out skating trying too hard to squeeze some farts out and i always just whip my boxers into the nearest garbage can and keep going...in the summer it's like airing out your balls anyway
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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2010, 03:20:45 PM »
wipe with a pine cone

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Re: i shit my pants while skating (typing this from my phone)
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 02:01:41 PM »
i have sharted a couple times out skating trying too hard to squeeze some farts out and i always just whip my boxers into the nearest garbage can and keep going...in the summer it's like airing out your balls anyway

Why would you put them in the garbage when there are so many more interesting places to put your shitty drawers?
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