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Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« on: August 09, 2010, 11:39:40 PM »
http://www.aolhealth.com/2010/08/09/woman-faked-cancer-bilked-supporters-for-thousands-of-dollars/?icid=main|aim|dl1|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aolhealth.com%2F2010%2F08%2F09%2Fwoman-faked-cancer-bilked-supporters-for-thousands-of-dollars%2F

Says she has some mental disorder. She just seems like a selfish bitch to me.

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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 11:42:17 PM »
You seen ads for that show "The big C?" At first I thought they were calling Laura Linney a big cunt. Turns out they meant she has cancer in the show. My bad.
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 11:44:13 PM »
Oh and:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchausen_syndrome
basically she has selfish bitch disorder.
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2010, 12:06:00 AM »
I already heard about this but the title of this thread gave me a good laugh.

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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2010, 01:40:47 AM »
A teacher pulled the exact same thing on myself and various friends of mine at my old school in Scotland.

Here's the BBC article on the ho-bag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/1825656.stm
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2010, 04:23:19 AM »
I used to know a girl that was super clingy with boyfriends. When they tried to dump her, she would claim she was pregnant to get them to stay longer. One dude actually manned up one time and demanded to see the pregnancy test and she just said she threw it away weeks ago but waited to tell him. He immediately carted that bitch to the hospital, where she came out and claimed she had a miscarriage. Dude dumped her IN the fucking waiting room. Awesome.

Yeah, anyway, she's now worked up to telling people she has cancer to get them to pity her and pay attention. She has no idea what form of cancer, she just has cancer. God I can't wait to see the fireworks when somebody calls her out on it. Sounds like this chick in the making.

And Münchausen by proxy is the gnarliest shit ever. That's when women get their kids sick or cut them to get attention about how sick their poor child is. Totally fucked up.


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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2010, 07:51:10 PM »
I used to know a girl that was super clingy with boyfriends. When they tried to dump her, she would claim she was pregnant to get them to stay longer. One dude actually manned up one time and demanded to see the pregnancy test and she just said she threw it away weeks ago but waited to tell him. He immediately carted that bitch to the hospital, where she came out and claimed she had a miscarriage. Dude dumped her IN the fucking waiting room. Awesome.




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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2010, 08:02:13 PM »
I used to know a girl that was super clingy with boyfriends. When they tried to dump her, she would claim she was pregnant to get them to stay longer. One dude actually manned up one time and demanded to see the pregnancy test and she just said she threw it away weeks ago but waited to tell him. He immediately carted that bitch to the hospital, where she came out and claimed she had a miscarriage. Dude dumped her IN the fucking waiting room. Awesome.




Pretty much the same chick, except she looks like this:


No. Not a keeper.

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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2010, 08:10:23 PM »
Not at all

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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2010, 08:14:55 PM »
not in the slightest
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2010, 10:17:27 PM »

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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 11:12:57 PM »
my high school history teacher sort of did this.  he actually did have cancer and had to have part of his throat removed, but they got it all.  but he kept on telling people he had to go away to get surgeries and chemo and shit, when really he was going on vacation with his wife.  when he said he was having chemo, he seriously just shaved his fucking head.  i always knew he was a liar, and when i heard about all this a couple years ago, i laughed my ass off.

by the way, this teacher was also our football coach, and he was in "rudy."  no lie.  he's the big dude who started the slow clap.
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 04:50:06 AM »
my high school history teacher sort of did this.?  he actually did have cancer and had to have part of his throat removed, but they got it all.?  but he kept on telling people he had to go away to get surgeries and chemo and shit, when really he was going on vacation with his wife.?  when he said he was having chemo, he seriously just shaved his fucking head.?  i always knew he was a liar, and when i heard about all this a couple years ago, i laughed my ass off.

by the way, this teacher was also our football coach, and he was in "rudy."?  no lie.?  he's the big dude who started the slow clap.
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2010, 07:17:09 AM »
I used to know a girl that was super clingy with boyfriends. When they tried to dump her, she would claim she was pregnant to get them to stay longer. One dude actually manned up one time and demanded to see the pregnancy test and she just said she threw it away weeks ago but waited to tell him. He immediately carted that bitch to the hospital, where she came out and claimed she had a miscarriage. Dude dumped her IN the fucking waiting room. Awesome.




Pretty much the same chick, except she looks like this:


No. Not a keeper.

Reminds me of the lady from that Dear Zachary movie.

You can tell by her face and her fucking haircut how pathetic she is.
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2010, 07:51:17 AM »
In reference to the first cancer faker in this thread, that Rob Dyer Skate4Cancer emotional tool guy that Brooklyn Brawler was always talking about sent her to Disneyworld.  I think I might've cracked up on "It's a Small World" if I didn't have that real cancer.  That's a pretty iron will right thur.

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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2010, 08:42:00 AM »
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Re: Stupid Cunt Fakes Cancer
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2010, 09:41:25 AM »
I used to know a girl that was super clingy with boyfriends. When they tried to dump her, she would claim she was pregnant to get them to stay longer. One dude actually manned up one time and demanded to see the pregnancy test and she just said she threw it away weeks ago but waited to tell him. He immediately carted that bitch to the hospital, where she came out and claimed she had a miscarriage. Dude dumped her IN the fucking waiting room. Awesome.




Pretty much the same chick, except she looks like this:


No. Not a keeper.

Reminds me of the lady from that Dear Zachary movie.

You can tell by her face and her fucking haircut how pathetic she is.

Remember when Billy Bob Thornton was married to Angelina Jolie. This is sort of a step back
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