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lutzka has a new teammate.
« on: August 11, 2010, 10:47:49 AM »

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/46a8

so this means k-swiss is legit now right?


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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 10:53:21 AM »
Is K swiss skate program still around?
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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 11:39:22 AM »
I feel like K-Swiss footwear died before it ever went anywhere.

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 01:30:03 PM »
and now hes fucked

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 02:33:22 AM »
fucking loltzka has secret 270 lipslide muscles

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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 12:18:03 PM »
That was amazing!

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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2010, 08:32:49 PM »
if stevie janoski's on then im backing it

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2010, 08:34:56 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2010, 10:01:06 PM by Skwisgaar Skwigelf »
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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2010, 11:12:24 AM »
Kenny FUCKING Powers!

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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 01:08:20 PM »
I would buy a kenny powers pro model even if it was a k-swiss
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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2010, 02:49:32 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

but nike, adidas, and converse are the hottest shit out......makes perfect sense.

don't get me wrong, I don't believe regular people should wear K-Swiss, much less skateboarders, but they are only following all the other major athletic shoe brands. it definitely is lame what they are doing, but that goes for the other 3 too.

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2010, 08:39:30 PM »
K POWERS
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2010, 09:47:03 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

but nike, adidas, and converse are the hottest shit out......makes perfect sense.

don't get me wrong, I don't believe regular people should wear K-Swiss, much less skateboarders, but they are only following all the other major athletic shoe brands. it definitely is lame what they are doing, but that goes for the other 3 too.
But, the other companies has legit guys to back up the shoes. K-Swiss has one guy, and it's Greg Lutzka...

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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2010, 03:53:15 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

but nike, adidas, and converse are the hottest shit out......makes perfect sense.

don't get me wrong, I don't believe regular people should wear K-Swiss, much less skateboarders, but they are only following all the other major athletic shoe brands. it definitely is lame what they are doing, but that goes for the other 3 too.
But, the other companies has legit guys to back up the shoes. K-Swiss has one guy, and it's Greg Lutzka...
At least Nike and Adidas actually are athletic shoes in some form. It's a little bit more legit than some casual shoe company trying to rip off skating. Converse was one of the first shoes used for skating in the 70's, as well. So it technically is the first "skate" shoe.
If I had to choose between the 4, it would be Adidas, just because of Busenitz, Silas, and Gonz. I could give a fuck about Nike's team. I would say P-Rod but he's on Target now, so whatever. Only dude on Nike that I like is Al Partanen, on Creature.
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2010, 06:27:40 PM »
 ??? No love for Peter Hewitt?

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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2010, 09:01:01 PM »
??? No love for Peter Hewitt?
Shit, forgot about him and Lance. Yeah they're good, for sure. It's mostly all the fresh, tech guys that kind of don't catch my interest.
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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2010, 09:05:30 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

but nike, adidas, and converse are the hottest shit out......makes perfect sense.

don't get me wrong, I don't believe regular people should wear K-Swiss, much less skateboarders, but they are only following all the other major athletic shoe brands. it definitely is lame what they are doing, but that goes for the other 3 too.
But, the other companies has legit guys to back up the shoes. K-Swiss has one guy, and it's Greg Lutzka...
At least Nike and Adidas actually are athletic shoes in some form. It's a little bit more legit than some casual shoe company trying to rip off skating. Converse was one of the first shoes used for skating in the 70's, as well. So it technically is the first "skate" shoe.
If I had to choose between the 4, it would be Adidas, just because of Busenitz, Silas, and Gonz. I could give a fuck about Nike's team. I would say P-Rod but he's on Target now, so whatever. Only dude on Nike that I like is Al Partanen, on Creature.


Isnt k swiss a tennis sneaker company . tenis is a sport .

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2010, 11:16:55 AM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

but nike, adidas, and converse are the hottest shit out......makes perfect sense.

don't get me wrong, I don't believe regular people should wear K-Swiss, much less skateboarders, but they are only following all the other major athletic shoe brands. it definitely is lame what they are doing, but that goes for the other 3 too.
But, the other companies has legit guys to back up the shoes. K-Swiss has one guy, and it's Greg Lutzka...
At least Nike and Adidas actually are athletic shoes in some form. It's a little bit more legit than some casual shoe company trying to rip off skating. Converse was one of the first shoes used for skating in the 70's, as well. So it technically is the first "skate" shoe.
If I had to choose between the 4, it would be Adidas, just because of Busenitz, Silas, and Gonz. I could give a fuck about Nike's team. I would say P-Rod but he's on Target now, so whatever. Only dude on Nike that I like is Al Partanen, on Creature.


Isnt k swiss a tennis sneaker company . tenis is a sport .
I suppose it might be, but if that's the ONLY sport that cater to, they're not too experienced in the athletic department as Nike or Adidas. I just think it's a little sad and obvious that they're just trying to compete with Nike/Adidas by jumping on the bandwagon late in the "game" (industry).
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2010, 02:45:32 PM »
More importantly, who the fuck is that girl in the video?
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« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2010, 09:57:44 AM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

You're just mad that Lutzka has his own personal stylist and you look like you shoplifted your shit from the Fashion Bug.

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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2010, 01:15:55 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

You're just mad that Lutzka has his own personal stylist and you look like you shoplifted your shit from the Fashion Bug.
The sheer idiocy on SLAP seriously blows my mind.
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2010, 01:26:57 PM »
So you'd be cool with K-swiss "capitalizing" on skateboarding if they had Chris Cole, Rowley, Thomas etc on the team?

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« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2010, 01:31:41 PM »
So you'd be cool with K-swiss "capitalizing" on skateboarding if they had Chris Cole, Rowley, Thomas etc on the team?
Nope. Not at all. It would still be lame. I'd seriously be disappointed in those guys. That would never happen anyway.
Seriously, all the Cole jokes are running their course. You guys need new material.
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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2010, 01:40:07 PM »
But you're not disappointed in Gonz and Buesenitz for jumping at the first paycheque Adidas thew at them?

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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2010, 01:42:58 PM »
But you're not disappointed in Gonz and Buesenitz for jumping at the first paycheque Adidas thew at them?
I made it clear earlier where I stand on comparing companies like Adidas to companies like K-Swiss.
By the way, it's payCHECK*.
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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2010, 01:47:49 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

You're just mad that Lutzka has his own personal stylist and you look like you shoplifted your shit from the Fashion Bug.
The sheer idiocy on SLAP seriously blows my mind.


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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2010, 01:50:45 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

You're just mad that Lutzka has his own personal stylist and you look like you shoplifted your shit from the Fashion Bug.
The sheer idiocy on SLAP seriously blows my mind.


So why is it you're so obsessed over my clothing choice. Seriously, who gives a fuck.
Like what are you hoping to achieve here? I'm genuinely curious, too. I'm not even talking shit. I'm seriously at awe right now.
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2010, 02:03:07 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

You're just mad that Lutzka has his own personal stylist and you look like you shoplifted your shit from the Fashion Bug.
The sheer idiocy on SLAP seriously blows my mind.


So why is it you're so obsessed over my clothing choice. Seriously, who gives a fuck.
Like what are you hoping to achieve here? I'm genuinely curious, too. I'm not even talking shit. I'm seriously at awe right now.

No, I'm "at" awe, at your sheer stupidity. 

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2010, 02:09:33 PM »
I'm not talkin' about one of those fuckin small trailers. I want a B I G - ASS trailer.

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Re: lutzka has a new teammate.
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2010, 02:18:55 PM »
I don't give a fuck who goes on it, K-Swiss is lame as hell for trying to capitalize on skateboarding like that.

You're just mad that Lutzka has his own personal stylist and you look like you shoplifted your shit from the Fashion Bug.
The sheer idiocy on SLAP seriously blows my mind.


So why is it you're so obsessed over my clothing choice. Seriously, who gives a fuck.
Like what are you hoping to achieve here? I'm genuinely curious, too. I'm not even talking shit. I'm seriously at awe right now.

No, I'm "at" awe, at your sheer stupidity. 
in* awe.
Besides my slight grammatical error, why do you even care enough to go out of your way to talk to me if you think I'm so stupid?
or maybe its because your fist has to first be purified in the waters of lake minnetonka before it can touch dylons.

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