Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?

[heckler]

Excluding married pros, who do you think gets laid on a regular basis and who do you think hasn't seen the naked female (or male) form in years? This should be interesting. I'll start things off:

Laid: Dylan Reider, Alex Olson, Jerry Hsu, Patrick Melcher

Never get laid: Bobby Puleo, Sierra Fellers

[sexualhelon]

Laid: Austin Stephens

Not laid: david gonzalez

Rapes people: Antwuan Dixon

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca

[jojo_fosho]

Laid: Sean Malto, Spanky, Trapasso

Not laid: Jaws

[Gomez]

Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca

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[the whompler]

laid- al garcia(dude smashes)

not laid- who cares al garcia smashes!

[dankradschwag]

Frank Gerwer definitely doesn't get laid. I heard Austyn Gillette gets laid every second.

[dolphinstyle.]

laid: todd jordan, goeman
not laid: nate sherwood, benny fairfax

[finknoos]

Judging by the penny in amsterdam bowl video i would say... Laid: penny (also just coz hes practically a model-corey duffell)
Not laid: uum i dunno so ill just say Gerwer

[Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!]

not a pro, but I'm having serious doubts about Phelps' womanizing capacities

[clamy]

Leo definitely fucks chicks.

[formeitscrazylike]

elissa steamer doesn't get any from dudes

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca

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Funny, I actually did think of that when I was typing that.

[cheep]

THis thread is so gay... Would be funnier if it was which slap posters get laid/don't get laid...  Just as gay, but it would be fun to see peoples feelings get hurt

[the whompler]

Leo definitely fucks chicks.

ya i don't know about that one. i watched him try to hook up with a pretty loose slag i know and she shut him down pretty hard. granted this was only one situation (and no offense to her) but she is a 5 on her best night. later i asked her what happened and she said he was, "jawing on about himself all night, and then just went in for a kiss". at which point she applied her hand to his face and pushed off. poor little fella

[manuel]

I'd do Elissa, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad.

[formeitscrazylike]

I'd do Elissa, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad.

i see you down with the armpit n leg hair, to each his own mah dude

[manuel]

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I'd do Elissa, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad.

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i see you down with the armpit n leg hair, to each his own mah dude

All I'm sayin is I wouldn't turn it down. Hell if anything I would hope to get a free shirt out of it, maybe some wheels.
But this brings up the question, are there any good looking women pros?

[jojo_fosho]

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I'd do Elissa, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad.

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i see you down with the armpit n leg hair, to each his own mah dude

[close]

All I'm sayin is I wouldn't turn it down. Hell if anything I would hope to get a free shirt out of it, maybe some wheels.
But this brings up the question, are there any good looking women pros?

Would

[vince the stud]

laid: alex olson

[manuel]

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I'd do Elissa, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad.

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i see you down with the armpit n leg hair, to each his own mah dude

[close]

All I'm sayin is I wouldn't turn it down. Hell if anything I would hope to get a free shirt out of it, maybe some wheels.
But this brings up the question, are there any good looking women pros?

[close]

Would

Who's that?

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

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I'd do Elissa, I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad.

[close]

i see you down with the armpit n leg hair, to each his own mah dude

[close]

All I'm sayin is I wouldn't turn it down. Hell if anything I would hope to get a free shirt out of it, maybe some wheels.
But this brings up the question, are there any good looking women pros?

[close]

Would

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Who's that?

Marissa Del Santo... the butchest chick skater I've ever seen, besides Elissa.

[manuel]

Hosoi got laid

Lee Ralph not so much

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Nick Dompierre's not married, is he?

[Macs T]

laid: alex olson

[yeahisaidit]

laid: todd jordan, goeman
not laid: nate sherwood, benny fairfax

that guy gets so much pussy, chicks be loving the accent.

[ChileOrDie]

Laid : brayeden sasasfraski idk how to spell his name

not laid : theotis (hes so nice ) loui lopez,

[dolphinstyle.]

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laid: todd jordan, goeman
not laid: nate sherwood, benny fairfax

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that guy gets so much pussy, chicks be loving the accent.

yeah, you're probably right. I typed bullshit on this one

[Albatross]

doug brown

[al swearengen]

laid: alex olson (and steve for that matter), malto, austin stephens, spanky, dylan, justin brock, p rod, herman.. saw him the other day and homie had bitches flocking

not laid: gator

and theotis probably wines and dines every girl he bangs, and sends them all flowers on their birthdays every year.

also, antwuan raping people is the funniest thing i've ever read on slap