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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2010, 10:27:40 AM »
Can't believe I'm responding to this but whatever. 

Laid: Billy Marks, Melcher, Dyrdek, Olsen, Corey Duffel, Jereme Rogers (seriously), P-Rod, Sheckler, probably Lutzka.

Not laid: Those little kids on Flip, Lizard King (not laid by anyone sober), Ortiz, Nyijah, I can see O'Neil not being a big enough dick to get laid.

Someone said Nate Sherwood but I think he's married.  Which I guess means, yeah, not laid..
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2010, 11:15:28 AM »
Quote from: Gomez on August 23, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
Quote from: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 23, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
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Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca
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Sammy Baca,Braydon Szafranski,Brian Hansen-Deathwish

Wow, all i did was read the post and this clip appeared in my head
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2010, 04:44:38 PM »
Do you guys see why I never listen to you when you criticize my threads (and other people's too)?

Y'all crack me up!

And on that note, continue listing the skaters you think are cute...
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2010, 06:13:49 PM »
Quote from: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 23, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca

Naw, the girls probably not chill enough.
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2010, 06:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Weegee on August 25, 2010, 06:13:49 PM
Quote from: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 23, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
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Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca
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Naw, the girls probably not chill enough.

Who get's laid more Sheck or JRBlastoff?
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2010, 06:58:14 PM »
Quote from: manuel on August 25, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
Quote from: Weegee on August 25, 2010, 06:13:49 PM
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Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca
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Naw, the girls probably not chill enough.
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Who get's laid more Sheck or JRBlastoff?

Ughh.......Sheckler.....Forgive me...
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #36 on: August 25, 2010, 07:07:37 PM »
Quote from: Weegee on August 25, 2010, 06:58:14 PM
Quote from: manuel on August 25, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
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Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca
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Naw, the girls probably not chill enough.
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Who get's laid more Sheck or JRBlastoff?
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Ughh.......Sheckler.....Forgive me...


Well it is JRBlastoff.... I wonder what made JR nut out the way he has.
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #37 on: August 25, 2010, 07:11:39 PM »
Quote from: DustyGozongas on August 25, 2010, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: Gomez on August 23, 2010, 10:51:23 PM
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Quote from: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 23, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
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Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca
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Sammy Baca,Braydon Szafranski,Brian Hansen-Deathwish
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Wow, all i did was read the post and this clip appeared in my head

and he did the dirty business in the mile high club. pullin random chicks on planes and shit. and on shittalk they asked this chick in the bonezone about sammy baca and she said he was pretty.
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2010, 07:19:05 AM »
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2010, 01:55:05 PM »
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2010, 01:28:16 PM »
Quote from: manuel on August 25, 2010, 06:39:10 PM
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Quote from: Skwisgaar Skwigelf on August 23, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
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Laid: David Gravette, Ryan Decenzo, Ryan Sheckler (Yeah I said it. But you know how much every girl wants him)

Not Laid: Chris Haslam, Sammy Baca
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Naw, the girls probably not chill enough.
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Who get's laid more Sheck or JRBlastoff?
I got thinking about it, and I take back what I said about Shecks.  To me, he seems like the kind of kid that wants just one girl, he's too goody to Nail N' Bail, I bet. Jereme seems like a big enough douche and confident enough to be able to pull mad chicks, as painful as it is to say.
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2010, 02:35:32 PM »
Billy Marks and P-Rod are married.

I can't believe I'm actually getting into this, but what would you guys say about Julien Stranger or Cardiel?
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2010, 03:11:06 PM »


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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2010, 04:05:50 PM »
Baca gets laid because he sticks out. Its the whole peacock theory thing. All those fucking weirdos probably get laid like no tomorrow. Weird eccentric dude who happens to be a pro skateboarder. I'm sure there is a whole type that has Sammy Baca up there as the ultimate catch.
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2010, 08:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 28, 2010, 04:05:50 PM
Baca gets laid because he sticks out. Its the whole peacock theory thing. All those fucking weirdos probably get laid like no tomorrow. Weird eccentric dude who happens to be a pro skateboarder. I'm sure there is a whole type that has Sammy Baca up there as the ultimate catch.
this is true.
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2010, 02:53:19 AM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 28, 2010, 04:05:50 PM
Baca gets laid because he sticks out. Its the whole peacock theory thing. All those fucking weirdos probably get laid like no tomorrow. Weird eccentric dude who happens to be a pro skateboarder. I'm sure there is a whole type that has Sammy Baca up there as the ultimate catch.

gipper displaying no raw talent to just get laid by using peacock.

fuck man, if you got it you got it.  peacock theory is to help the losers who don't got it.  i'm an old fart and married, but this just makes me sad.  do you guys need lessons on how to pick up girls or what?  i'll give 'em.   

the only thing you need to do is stop giving a shit. 
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2010, 02:48:48 AM »
which pro skaters get in domestic disputes with their girlfriends?
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2010, 03:39:23 AM »
Which two married pro skaters had sex with the same slutty chick in Saskatoon???   ;D
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2010, 05:27:32 AM »
Quote from: drunk on September 06, 2010, 02:48:48 AM
which pro skaters get in domestic disputes with their girlfriends?
brad staba and jason lee
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #49 on: September 08, 2010, 02:12:09 PM »
braydon gets nasty chicks
malto gets the hotties
alex olson fucks fat girls
jason dill fucks the baddest bitches on the planet

adam dyet is still a virgin
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #50 on: September 08, 2010, 10:44:23 PM »
Quote from: El Venado Zombi on August 28, 2010, 02:35:32 PM
what would you guys say about Julien Stranger or Cardiel?
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #51 on: September 09, 2010, 09:42:21 AM »
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on August 28, 2010, 04:05:50 PM
Baca gets laid because he sticks out. Its the whole peacock theory thing. All those fucking weirdos probably get laid like no tomorrow. Weird eccentric dude who happens to be a pro skateboarder. I'm sure there is a whole type that has Sammy Baca up there as the ultimate catch.

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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2010, 11:24:52 AM »
i feel like the only time pops gets action is when he leaves out a square on the top of one of his benches and gets extremely generous with the glue and varnish
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2010, 03:50:33 PM »
Quote from: Tuna on September 14, 2010, 11:24:52 AM
i feel like the only time pops gets action is when he leaves out a square on the top of one of his benches and gets extremely generous with the glue and varnish

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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2010, 04:38:42 PM »
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which pro skaters get in domestic disputes with their girlfriends each other?
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2010, 08:16:47 PM »
PJ and stranger are probably in the same headspace, I feel like theyve had their time with the ladies but don't actively search and destroy dat tang.

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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2010, 10:12:55 PM »
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2010, 05:59:19 PM »
i dont think baking soda gets laid
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2010, 07:19:55 PM »
laid: sheckler, prod, spanky, dylan, olson
not laid: gerwer, stu grahm
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Re: Which pro skaters get laid all the time/which pro skaters never get laid?
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2010, 03:48:45 PM »
Quote from: gkn00dlez on September 08, 2010, 02:12:09 PM
braydon gets nasty chicks
malto gets the hotties
alex olson fucks fat girls
jason dill fucks the baddest bitches on the planet

adam dyet is still a virgin

If by "hotties" you mean 15 year old girls, then yeah maybe. No disrespect to malto but the guy looks like a baby. You might be right on the rest, though.
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