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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #60 on: August 31, 2010, 09:30:26 AM »
After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.



I don't think Pops was feeling the unannounced visit...




Pops wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind...




The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting, and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards his work.




After coaxing Pops out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...


« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 02:29:50 PM by Officer Caruthers »

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« Reply #61 on: August 31, 2010, 09:34:46 AM »
After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.



I don't think Pop's was feeling the unannounced visit...



Pop's wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind



The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting proclivities and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards the craft.



After coaxing Pop's out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...

MASTERPIECE

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #62 on: August 31, 2010, 11:14:29 AM »
hahahha the sitch misunderstanding is golden!
for some reason this seems totally possible

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« Reply #63 on: August 31, 2010, 01:45:04 PM »
OH MY GOD

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« Reply #64 on: August 31, 2010, 01:54:15 PM »
Caruthers is destroying this thread.  Well done.


*Edit:  In honor of this thread I request the Situation pic comes back whenever we type the word.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 01:56:16 PM by SFblah »

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« Reply #65 on: August 31, 2010, 02:14:03 PM »
That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.

definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...

Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!

i knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf, here's what fell off:
-SLAP issue #1
-jerry hsu polaroid
-powell peralta iron-on back patch
-complete pack of Portfolio series stickers (only a few shown in photo): all 20 artists who had Portfolio interviews in the mag each got a sticker. these were never made available, we just gave them away at a party. super, super rare. don pendleton, jeremy fish, evan hecox, michael leon, todd bratrud, chris pastras, etc.
-SLAP mural postcard. made with hundreds of photos from the mag pasted up in rows to spell out SLAP from far away. pasted up across from 3rd and army in 2000.

possibly more to come...



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« Reply #66 on: August 31, 2010, 03:04:27 PM »
Caruthers stop it, you're killing me. I never laughed this hard at something skateboard-related in my life. And if it's cool with you... new signature:

« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 03:08:28 PM by MyUserName »

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« Reply #67 on: August 31, 2010, 03:17:59 PM »
^ Yeah man, feel free to use it for your sig...  Glad you liked the entry!

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« Reply #68 on: August 31, 2010, 03:29:40 PM »
i know im not a pal yet, but i second sfblah's emotion to bring back the sitch to every situation in this message board.
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« Reply #69 on: August 31, 2010, 03:34:26 PM »
damn! Caruthers' killin it! keep em coming!

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« Reply #70 on: August 31, 2010, 03:58:03 PM »

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« Reply #71 on: August 31, 2010, 08:12:40 PM »
That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.

definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...

Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!

i knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf, here's what fell off:
-SLAP issue #1
-jerry hsu polaroid
-powell peralta iron-on back patch
-complete pack of Portfolio series stickers (only a few shown in photo): all 20 artists who had Portfolio interviews in the mag each got a sticker. these were never made available, we just gave them away at a party. super, super rare. don pendleton, jeremy fish, evan hecox, michael leon, todd bratrud, chris pastras, etc.
-SLAP mural postcard. made with hundreds of photos from the mag pasted up in rows to spell out SLAP from far away. pasted up across from 3rd and army in 2000.

possibly more to come...




caruthers is gonna get hooked up! you guys shouldn't even call them contests. they should just be called "prize packs for officer caruthers" because there is no way anyone's gonna beat him at this photoshop shit

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #72 on: August 31, 2010, 09:34:11 PM »

« Last Edit: August 31, 2010, 09:48:56 PM by Officer Caruthers »

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« Reply #73 on: August 31, 2010, 10:21:21 PM »
believe it or not, the sitch was a love park local before moving to the jersey shore:

the sitch put in work at the park, gaining respect of the locals pauly d and ronnie, shown watching in awe.

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« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2010, 11:23:24 PM »
Damn Caruthers! Where do you live? I actually want to be best friends with you. That shit is insane.

Magic Pizza is definitely nipping at Caruthers' heels with the shops though!

Whiteley, thanks for hooking shit up, I think you did manage to outdo the personal mix CD. This is gonna be a bangin prize pack.

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« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2010, 11:34:01 PM »
That is unless Whiteley or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot.

definitely got something for the pot on this one. just added it to the news on the homepage. anyhow, i'll dig into the treasure trove of the infamous SLAP closet...

Hell yeah Whiteley! I highly doubt you can top a personal mix CD from yours truly, but I do appreciate the effort. Thanks breh!

i knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelf, here's what fell off:
-SLAP issue #1
-jerry hsu polaroid
-powell peralta iron-on back patch
-complete pack of Portfolio series stickers (only a few shown in photo): all 20 artists who had Portfolio interviews in the mag each got a sticker. these were never made available, we just gave them away at a party. super, super rare. don pendleton, jeremy fish, evan hecox, michael leon, todd bratrud, chris pastras, etc.
-SLAP mural postcard. made with hundreds of photos from the mag pasted up in rows to spell out SLAP from far away. pasted up across from 3rd and army in 2000.

possibly more to come...




I will literally kill someone for that Pendleton sticker.

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« Reply #76 on: September 01, 2010, 02:38:17 AM »
I thought this would be a fairly average photoshop contest, but Carruthers made it into the best damn contest evwer.
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« Reply #77 on: September 01, 2010, 10:48:29 AM »
The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...



He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...
« Last Edit: September 01, 2010, 10:51:00 AM by Officer Caruthers »

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« Reply #78 on: September 01, 2010, 10:53:09 AM »
After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.



I don't think Pop's was feeling the unannounced visit...



Pop's wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind



The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting proclivities and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards the craft.



After coaxing Pop's out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...

MASTERPIECE

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« Reply #79 on: September 01, 2010, 11:07:03 AM »
The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...



He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...
That 5-0 is a thing of beauty, wow.
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2010, 11:28:23 AM »
more covers.

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« Reply #81 on: September 01, 2010, 12:27:08 PM »

« Last Edit: September 01, 2010, 12:39:59 PM by Officer Caruthers »

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« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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« Reply #83 on: September 01, 2010, 03:40:03 PM »
CARUTHERS!!!!!!

The pops one had me drooling......"lets go hit some cellar doors"

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« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2010, 04:30:03 PM »
The pops post was so great I made it into a convenient .jpg so you can share it with your your friends!
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/6176/caruthers.jpg

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« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2010, 05:45:20 PM »

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« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2010, 08:32:44 PM »
this one:


and this one:
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« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2010, 08:40:45 PM »
and this one:

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« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2010, 09:13:00 PM »

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« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2010, 09:25:23 PM »
Cant top Caruthers. He put in some serious bangers.

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