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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #90 on: September 02, 2010, 10:47:39 AM »
Caruthers stop it, you're killing me. I never laughed this hard at something skateboard-related in my life. And if it's cool with you... new signature:


A lot of these are really funny, but this one might be my favorite.

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« Reply #91 on: September 02, 2010, 10:52:34 AM »


an official jersey barrier thanks to sitch

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2010, 11:57:09 AM »
MIKE KNOWS.


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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2010, 12:51:37 PM »
believe it or not, the sitch was a love park local before moving to the jersey shore:

the sitch put in work at the park, gaining respect of the locals pauly d and ronnie, shown watching in awe.

fucking ryan gee blowing the shot


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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2010, 01:03:34 PM »
Yeah Partay

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« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2010, 01:57:23 PM »
getting on that dylan shit

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #96 on: September 02, 2010, 04:27:57 PM »

lol
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #97 on: September 02, 2010, 07:10:35 PM »
YES! The ritual barrier smooshing!

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« Reply #98 on: September 03, 2010, 12:05:56 AM »
Hahaaa, Jersey man of Sunny Beaches
take what small comfort there may be left
seize what you love and damn all the rest

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #99 on: September 03, 2010, 01:18:03 AM »
It looks like The Situation is upping the insanity with J-Rog...


























« Last Edit: September 03, 2010, 05:40:10 AM by Officer Caruthers »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #100 on: September 03, 2010, 01:36:23 AM »
 i dunno about the narrative but that last picture is beautiful
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #101 on: September 03, 2010, 02:26:10 AM »
You know what sucks? I always rip my pants when Im having a good time! - The Gonz

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #102 on: September 03, 2010, 05:12:14 AM »
Holy fuck, the "nom nom nom" had me chuckling, but the J-Rog head on the turtle I almost choked on my smoothie.

Christ.

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« Reply #103 on: September 03, 2010, 05:34:45 AM »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #104 on: September 03, 2010, 05:59:07 AM »
This contest has turned into the Tom Penny chain to bank session. Everyone is just sitting back watching Caruthers do his thing. They just can't compete.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #105 on: September 03, 2010, 12:00:55 PM »
LATER LEO...


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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #106 on: September 03, 2010, 05:06:10 PM »
The sitch goes way back.... gaying off with the BB and blasting with holmes.



« Last Edit: September 07, 2010, 09:54:50 AM by chris »

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« Reply #107 on: September 03, 2010, 05:16:47 PM »

spanks gets robbed in a situation indicative of the current state of skateboarding

skateboarding is serious business.

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« Reply #108 on: September 03, 2010, 05:17:21 PM »
This contest has turned into the Tom Penny chain to bank session. Everyone is just sitting back watching Caruthers do his thing. They just can't compete.

this. caruthers wins the internet forever

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #109 on: September 03, 2010, 11:26:12 PM »
Haha the J-Rog one is really funny
koston's career isn't based on the site...

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #110 on: September 04, 2010, 04:45:00 PM »
hahahaha holy shit this is some classic slap. officer, you are a god amongst men.
I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #111 on: September 04, 2010, 07:23:06 PM »
i was gone for a month, and i come back and what the fuck--this happened?!?!?  amazing.  officer caruthers (has he ever made a post NOT in a photoshop contest?), you are truly a kindred soul.  if you live in new york can i please be your best friend?
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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #112 on: September 04, 2010, 10:01:50 PM »

Heres that Emerica/Jersey Shore Situation Collabo I know you've all been craving. You'll have to ask Tate when it drops, thats not my dept. But I mean,
LOOK AT THESE SHITS! IS THAT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN PATENTED MIKE SORRENTINO AB PROTECTION? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS. FUCK ALL THAT SEAMLESS TOECAP SHIT. BITCHES WILL BE SWOONIN OVER THAT WASHBOARD SHIT. LETS SEE YOUR SHIT FLIPS EAT THROUGH THESE PUSSY.

Heres Spankys reaction to all the news.


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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #113 on: September 05, 2010, 10:31:52 AM »

spanks gets robbed in a situation indicative of the current state of skateboarding

skateboarding is serious business.

Hahaha this thread is the greatest.
Check out my original thought: Chris Cole does some ugly tricks and has wack kit! I'm super edgy and interesting because of my controversial opinions.

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #114 on: September 05, 2010, 03:32:43 PM »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #115 on: September 06, 2010, 12:52:53 PM »


Biebs landed the front 180, but got broke off on a switch ollie over Lutzka, Dyrdek and TK.
The Situation comes correct and shows them all how it's done...





« Last Edit: September 06, 2010, 08:24:12 PM by Officer Caruthers »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #116 on: September 06, 2010, 06:44:09 PM »








Good God almighty i just made a scene laughing so hard out that.  HOLEEE LEEYYY SHEEIIITT.  Caruthers is straight up next level shit

where is home?

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #117 on: September 07, 2010, 07:48:15 PM »

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #118 on: September 07, 2010, 08:28:04 PM »
Goddamn Caruthers. Getting that one in right at the end.

So the contest basically should have been called "Let's see how amazing Caruther's entries are." because when I discussed the winner with Newt and Boosh, the unanimous decision was basically "Duh."

So congratulations Caruthers! You are the fucking man. I really can't even pinpoint which of your shops are the best because they are all just too fucking amazing.



Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...



Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...



The Situation reps Jersey hard...



Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.



The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...



Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary



Looks like Berra may have a guest role on the Shore...

After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.



I don't think Pops was feeling the unannounced visit...




Pops wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind...




The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting, and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards his work.




After coaxing Pops out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...

The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...



He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...



It looks like The Situation is upping the insanity with J-Rog...
























Biebs landed the front 180, but got broke off on a switch ollie over Lutzka, Dyrdek and TK.
The Situation comes correct and shows them all how it's done...



But I should probably give some honourable mentions here.

Ilovecotg had a good concept. Al Borland did well. Tatertots had some decent ones. Teddy, the loop and the Thrasher cover were really funny. Flapjack. grinding up Leo was super funny. Buddypal's Dylan cover. Brent's barrier smush. Chris' old school shit was funny. Magic Pizza's Frankie Hill cover was super underrated, and also if I had to pick one shop that came close to Caruthers' domination, it would have been this one:



That one is the true spirit of Slap.

But yeah, none of you have shit on Caruthers. So Caruthers, PM me (and I guess Newt and Whiteley) your address and start watching the mailbox. Hope you like metal!

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Re: PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!
« Reply #119 on: September 07, 2010, 09:45:52 PM »
Holy shit!!

Thank you Watson, Newt and Boosh for picking my entries!! I'm really stoked that you guys found some humor in these...

Everyone put in some pretty awesome and fucking funny entries.

Just to name a few: Watson set the bar super high with that kickflip back tail sequence. Al Borland had Sitch destroying some seriously gnarly rails. Magic Pizza had me cracking up with that Hill Thrasher cover.  Tater Tot's Think ad with that kinked rail was sick as fuck!  The Christ air by Chris was priceless! Flapjack had me crying with that grinding up Leo business, and Gnarcissistic's "Spanky Sabotage" was ill as fuck too...

Some fine PhotoShop work all around, gentlemen...

Also, Thanks to Whiteley for hooking up the prize pack with all of those SLAP rarities...
I'm looking forward to hearing that Metal Mix, Watson!!


Thanks again!!!
-Caruthers