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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #210 on: December 02, 2010, 03:05:23 PM »
i think its a done deal but i have this weird thing on my dick at the base its like a zit or something FUCK


Happens to the best of us Rawb. Pop that shit, it'll go away in time for you to titty fuck the short fatty with the tits.

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« Reply #211 on: December 02, 2010, 03:09:58 PM »
"you know what its not that i care about the weed thing i just fuckin hate cops" and block+delete.
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« Reply #212 on: December 02, 2010, 10:06:05 PM »
holy shit, rawb has a dick zit! thanks for the great update, man.

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« Reply #213 on: December 02, 2010, 10:17:18 PM »


good form, rawb.
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« Reply #214 on: December 02, 2010, 10:43:07 PM »
Rawb is down with all sorts of nasty fat chicks, but when it comes to a police chick, he draws the line.
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« Reply #215 on: December 02, 2010, 10:50:42 PM »
i turned off avatars cause shit was too slow....wake me up when someone makes one with lazers shooting out of a finger with the word 'BLASTOISE' below it....

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« Reply #216 on: December 02, 2010, 10:58:21 PM »
get this man on Howard Stern ASAP.
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« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2010, 01:08:47 AM »
i turned off avatars cause shit was too slow....wake me up when someone makes one with lazers shooting out of a finger with the word 'BLASTOISE' below it....

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« Reply #218 on: December 03, 2010, 07:49:04 AM »
Fuck, rawb seriously has kept it real.
I had a dick zit once rawb, i went and showed my doctor in a panic, and he was like, "no worries bro, its a dick zit, wear a condom when you fuck sluts, brah"

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« Reply #219 on: December 03, 2010, 08:31:08 AM »
i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds. it seems to be going away. i only ever banged 1 girl without a condom anyway and she was my girlfriend for like a year im pretty sure i would have already died cause that was a few years ago now. although can you get shit from a girl suckin your dick raw? one time the worst worst girl ever sucked my dick for like 2 seconds, but that was like 3 or 4 years ago. i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.
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« Reply #220 on: December 03, 2010, 08:49:04 AM »
im sure you are fine.

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« Reply #221 on: December 03, 2010, 09:38:43 AM »
i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds. it seems to be going away. i only ever banged 1 girl without a condom anyway and she was my girlfriend for like a year im pretty sure i would have already died cause that was a few years ago now. although can you get shit from a girl suckin your dick raw? one time the worst worst girl ever sucked my dick for like 2 seconds, but that was like 3 or 4 years ago. i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #222 on: December 03, 2010, 09:40:41 AM »
i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.
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« Reply #223 on: December 03, 2010, 10:04:02 AM »
yeah i heard u cant get aids from a girl suckin ur dick but u can get herps and shit like that, i dont even really know what STDs are i have looked them up but you dont learn anything off wikipedia, its like trying to learn about starcraft from newbs. i dotn know anyone that has one or have even heard about anyone that has one through rumourmill, but my friend also said that our city has a super high STD rate, doesnt make any sense to me.
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« Reply #224 on: December 03, 2010, 11:04:29 AM »
Rawb, definitely go down to your local clinic and pick up a brochure. Don't wind up like Billy Waldeman.

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« Reply #225 on: December 03, 2010, 11:39:43 AM »
yeah but that shit was all mad years ago i probably would haev noticed by now if i got something right?
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« Reply #226 on: December 03, 2010, 11:42:39 AM »
in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #227 on: December 03, 2010, 11:46:20 AM »
u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #228 on: December 03, 2010, 12:19:57 PM »
"no worries bro, its a dick zit, wear a condom when you fuck sluts, brah"


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u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

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« Reply #229 on: December 03, 2010, 12:51:58 PM »
how'd you do that shit, for a second I thought my doctor had a slap account.

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« Reply #230 on: December 03, 2010, 12:59:13 PM »
u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

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« Reply #231 on: December 03, 2010, 01:17:16 PM »
in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.


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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #232 on: December 03, 2010, 01:28:24 PM »
i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds.

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« Reply #233 on: December 03, 2010, 02:07:01 PM »
in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.


Do you live in NC, strangefires?
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #234 on: December 04, 2010, 07:16:22 AM »
on my list of shit i intend to do before i die, i wanted to fuck a black chick. after crossing it off the list and being hyped on my success, i realized i caught something from her (after she said she was clean). the realization after fucking a 43 year old (was on the list) and my ex.

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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« Reply #235 on: December 04, 2010, 09:48:19 AM »
on my list of shit i intend to do before i die, i wanted to fuck a black chick. after crossing it off the list and being hyped on my success, i realized i caught something from her (after she said she was clean). the realization after fucking a 43 year old (was on the list) and my ex.

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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« Reply #236 on: December 04, 2010, 09:58:30 AM »
a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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Lol, that's fuckin stupid. It's your own choice to fuck them. It's your fault. If you were worried you should have asked for an STD test, if she declined I guess you don't fuck her. You were controlled by lust and looked what happened...no one should feel sorry for you.

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« Reply #237 on: December 04, 2010, 10:31:24 AM »
a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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Lol, that's fuckin stupid. It's your own choice to fuck them. It's your fault. If you were worried you should have asked for an STD test, if she declined I guess you don't fuck her. You were controlled by lust and looked what happened...no one should feel sorry for you.
ewwwwww. You just basically used the justification for not doing AIDS research in the 80's. Everybody wants to fuck. That's why new generations of people and animals continually appear. Lets not pretend the people who caught something are any sleazier than the people who didn't
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #238 on: December 04, 2010, 05:28:52 PM »
Seriously its their fault if they know they have it. I dodged a bullet with the herpes (as told in another thread) and she came on to me super strong when I was wasted. Thankfully, i was as drunk as i was so I couldn't do the deed. I heard from my friend a week later that she had herpes and I was seriously contemplating violence but I'm clean thank Joe Pesci. Women and men should be held responsible if they know they have that shit. Its just so fucked up
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« Reply #239 on: December 04, 2010, 05:55:46 PM »
Crass is just feeling holy because he's in a well-communicated, monogamous relationship and is forgetting that not every man is going to pause a woman whose hand is gently wrapped around his good brain, and ask her to relinquish papers of good sexual health, or henceforth, wait a fortnight to have tests produced so they may assume the sideways jitterbug. It works both ways, if you have something, you tell the other person. Don't wait to be asked, be responsible.

But all I really want to know is how pruny Rawb's fingers are this weekend after his undoubtedly soaked Friday night on plenty of fish.
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