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« Reply #240 on: December 04, 2010, 06:32:06 PM »
If you know you have an STD and don't tell your partner, you can be sued: it's battery. Michael Vick was sued by a Jane Doe in 2005 for giving her herpes. He was going to clinics around the country getting meds under the name Ron Mexico.

Ron Mexico. hahahaha!!

hamburglar fucked himself though by breaking Rule no. 1

1. Never Trust A Bitch

it's as simple as that, really. if you're that horny that you're willing to throw your dick in some uncharted waters and you don't know the hoe, then that's on you. straight up putting your dick in danger for a nut.

quick, someone get hamburglar this tank top before it's too late!!

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« Reply #241 on: December 05, 2010, 01:13:26 AM »
good luck finding a chick that will fuck you after you ask her if she has that shit. If she knows she has it and straight out refuses to tell you when you do the deed, then that shit is on her. Also by your logic, any woman is uncharted waters if they are so fucking untrustworthy, so I would advise you not to have sex at all, but I'm sure you've got that part covered.
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« Reply #242 on: December 05, 2010, 01:55:40 AM »
good luck finding a chick that will fuck you after you ask her if she has that shit. If she knows she has it and straight out refuses to tell you when you do the deed, then that shit is on her. Also by your logic, any woman is uncharted waters if they are so fucking untrustworthy, so I would advise you not to have sex at all, but I'm sure you've got that part covered.

geez, this is fucking SLAP for god's sake. i was simply joshing around. people act more serious than my parents on here. cool off, guy.

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« Reply #243 on: December 05, 2010, 09:16:52 AM »
What'd she give you?

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« Reply #244 on: December 05, 2010, 12:21:27 PM »
Look guys, quit giving Rawb's thread an STD.

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« Reply #245 on: December 05, 2010, 01:08:03 PM »
If you know you have an STD and don't tell your partner, you can be sued: it's battery. Michael Vick was sued by a Jane Doe in 2005 for giving her herpes. He was going to clinics around the country getting meds under the name Ron Mexico.

If it's AIDS/HIV, you can be charged with murder or attempted murder.

Crass is just feeling holy because he's in a well-communicated, monogamous relationship and is forgetting that not every man is going to pause a woman whose hand is gently wrapped around his good brain, and ask her to relinquish papers of good sexual health, or henceforth, wait a fortnight to have tests produced so they may assume the sideways jitterbug. It works both ways, if you have something, you tell the other person. Don't wait to be asked, be responsible.

Henceforth, fortnight, and sideways jitterbug all in one post? I like it.

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« Reply #246 on: December 05, 2010, 02:37:19 PM »
this thread needs more rawb
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« Reply #247 on: December 05, 2010, 03:53:31 PM »
Today was my first time reading this thread, and holy fuck am I blown away by Rawbs awesomness.
That being said

quit giving Rawb's thread an STD.

And

this thread needs more rawb


PS- Fingerblasting, tittyfucking, whaling, and blastoise-ing  has been burned into my skull forever.

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« Reply #248 on: December 05, 2010, 05:59:14 PM »
 
PS- Fingerblasting, tittyfucking, whaling, and blastoise-ing  has been burned into my skull forever.

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« Reply #249 on: December 05, 2010, 07:00:34 PM »

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« Reply #251 on: December 05, 2010, 09:09:06 PM »
blastoise-ing
Someone explain this one.
Anyway so this story is called the last legit handjob.

So I pissed away friday afternoon drinking one june friday and I went home at 10 pm. I went on msn and chad was on and I asked him if he wanted to blaze and he said yeah. My dad knew I was drunk and said I wasn't allowed to drive. I had to also make up a lie about coming home then going right back out again.   I rode my bike about 15km on a dark dark foresty road and we blazed a double swisher blunt if bombs. Katie texted ne sayingf she was chilling at ths dump dump pile of fuck bar in a park and she wanted me to come pick her up.

So I ride my bike down and she is hanging out with greasy 40 year olds and I somehow steal her away and convince one of these fags to give us a ride home in his pick up truck. She was with a friend too.

So we get back to her place and we ditch the friend. She starts literally grabbing my hand and putting multiple fingers inside her vag for blastoise. I go to town on her. Then she gives me that line she doesn't want to do nothing else. I said well we don't have to fuck. She says well I can give you a bj and I say ok, I prefer titty, but even hand is ok. She goes and gets paper towels. She is on top of me and her sis walks in, but doesn't ruin the mood. She hjd me and I slept well. Last legit handjob.
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« Reply #252 on: December 11, 2010, 01:13:42 PM »
Fuck rawb my own life has been super boring lately .Not trying to push you or anything , but please keep this thread alive , Any new blastoiseng stories or fingerblasting action??
i think i was,anyways

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« Reply #253 on: December 11, 2010, 02:22:01 PM »
Anyway so this story is called the last legit handjob.

So I pissed away friday afternoon drinking one june friday and I went home at 10 pm. I went on msn and chad was on and I asked him if he wanted to blaze and he said yeah. My dad knew I was drunk and said I wasn't allowed to drive. I had to also make up a lie about coming home then going right back out again. ?  I rode my bike about 15km on a dark dark foresty road and we blazed a double swisher blunt if bombs. Katie texted ne sayingf she was chilling at ths dump dump pile of fuck bar in a park and she wanted me to come pick her up.

So I ride my bike down and she is hanging out with greasy 40 year olds and I somehow steal her away and convince one of these fags to give us a ride home in his pick up truck. She was with a friend too.

So we get back to her place and we ditch the friend. She starts literally grabbing my hand and putting multiple fingers inside her vag for blastoise. I go to town on her. Then she gives me that line she doesn't want to do nothing else. I said well we don't have to fuck. She says well I can give you a bj and I say ok, I prefer titty, but even hand is ok. She goes and gets paper towels. She is on top of me and her sis walks in, but doesn't ruin the mood. She hjd me and I slept well. Last legit handjob.

couldve got head but let her off easy with a handjob. a true gentleman.

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« Reply #254 on: December 11, 2010, 03:05:04 PM »
man i am so close on getting this new girl to bang... there has been this party at my friends house the last 4 weekeneds in a row i keep getting way too drunk though because its always on friday. i think i need to start taking naps after work on fridays. but yeah i keep falling asleep.

the last two times she keeps trying to get me in a room with no one else and someone ALWAYS fucking walks in! I am so embarrassed cause she is definitley fat but i love her titties so i can look past the fatness.

 we were sitting in a chair for 1 person and i felt really warm just sitting beside her cause she is producing a lot of body heat.  i cant wait to get my greasy hands in there.

she texted me today which is good. i dont think a girl has texted me first like ever. i was a little unsure if she was still going to like me cause i danced up an insane storm last night and sweated profusely and then drove drunk home and that usually will make chicks not like you anymore. (well i wasnt relaly drunk but if i woul dhave got pulled over i would have went to jail. but my house was only 10 blocks away i just didint want to half to walk all the way back in the morning) but she didnt seem to notice. so yeah fingers crossed
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« Reply #255 on: December 11, 2010, 03:20:27 PM »
man i am so close on getting this new girl to bang... there has been this party at my friends house the last 4 weekeneds in a row i keep getting way too drunk though because its always on friday. i think i need to start taking naps after work on fridays. but yeah i keep falling asleep.

the last two times she keeps trying to get me in a room with no one else and someone ALWAYS fucking walks in! I am so embarrassed cause she is definitley fat but i love her titties so i can look past the fatness.

 we were sitting in a chair for 1 person and i felt really warm just sitting beside her cause she is producing a lot of body heat.  i cant wait to get my greasy hands in there.

she texted me today which is good. i dont think a girl has texted me first like ever. i was a little unsure if she was still going to like me cause i danced up an insane storm last night and sweated profusely and then drove drunk home and that usually will make chicks not like you anymore. (well i wasnt relaly drunk but if i woul dhave got pulled over i would have went to jail. but my house was only 10 blocks away i just didint want to half to walk all the way back in the morning) but she didnt seem to notice. so yeah fingers crossed
Oh, she noticed my friend. Bad boy Rawb and his I don't give a fuck attitude was all that girl needs! She texted you because she wanted some of your dick before you either found somebody else or died. You, sir, are unpredictable.
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« Reply #256 on: December 11, 2010, 03:56:19 PM »
we were sitting in a chair for 1 person and i felt really warm just sitting beside her cause she is producing a lot of body heat.?  i cant wait to get my greasy hands in there.

holy shit hahahahahaha

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« Reply #257 on: December 11, 2010, 04:31:44 PM »
i hate myseld for when i used to hate on rawb.
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« Reply #258 on: December 12, 2010, 02:30:29 AM »
i think i was,anyways

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« Reply #259 on: December 12, 2010, 12:19:38 PM »
we were sitting in a chair for 1 person and i felt really warm just sitting beside her cause she is producing a lot of body heat.??  i cant wait to get my greasy hands in there.
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« Reply #260 on: December 12, 2010, 02:33:36 PM »

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« Reply #261 on: December 12, 2010, 02:55:03 PM »
People (including me) need to stop posting when there aren't updates. I keep seeing it up at the top and hoping that there is a celebration going on of Rawb finally getting laid, and I get people commenting on the humor of the blastoise metaphor, and am let down.
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« Reply #262 on: December 12, 2010, 09:55:02 PM »
AHAHAHAHAAH I just google searched "blastoise". Never knew it was a Pokemon character.

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« Reply #263 on: December 15, 2010, 01:13:11 PM »
rawb, would you be her "writter" and titty fuck this broad?


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« Reply #264 on: December 15, 2010, 04:05:19 PM »
someone needs to collect all of rawbs posts and put them on a blog

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« Reply #265 on: December 16, 2010, 07:55:15 AM »
FRIDAY NIGHT is the girls birthday. all dick zits cleared up, pubes plucked according to watson's thread (thx). she invited me personally. i have to make sure i have a nap after work and drink tons of caffeine after because i have to make sure im on point. i CANNOT fuck this up. there will probably be lots of shots of tequila and shit so i gotta prep for this. i am pretty good at keeping up with people drinking unless it involves more than 10 shots. i am going to just walk down and leave my car at home i think to make sure i sleep in her disgusting debauchery dormatory.

I love titties, and so do you. Anyone who tells you they don't is only fooling themselves. Chicks dont like girls with bigger titties than them because that is basically competition. this guy i know who is really fucked up said "im not really into titties, im more into ass". you can be MORE into ass but you cannot rule out titties, if you are saying you dont care about titties you are lying or there is something wrong with you.

going back to primordial times, when rawbertson the 7th was hunting and shit, he was tryin to acquire women too, and he didnt want his troops dyin, he had to make sure his kids had plenty milk. so he titty fucked his way to glory, and look where we are today. i would not be here if it werent for that ancient love of titties.
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« Reply #266 on: December 16, 2010, 08:07:00 AM »
I salute you, Sir!
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« Reply #267 on: December 16, 2010, 08:31:04 AM »
someone needs to collect all of rawbs posts and put them on a blog

There's fansites all over the internet: http://rawbuttson.blogspot.com/

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« Reply #268 on: December 16, 2010, 08:50:18 AM »
That blog sucks. We need Watson to get his shit together and start his own rawb blog. He could sell shirts and shit with rawb quotes on them and make a million bucks.

that shit about the cop girl and the fat girl feeling good beside him cause she emits so much body heat are some of the absolute greatest things ive ever read.

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« Reply #269 on: December 16, 2010, 11:59:29 AM »
20 minute power nap Rawb, that's all you need. Any more and you'll fall asleep at the tit like a baby getting breastfed. And we want you to go the distance.

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