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FUCK !
« on: September 20, 2010, 12:44:13 PM »
went out with that girl on saturday, spent a ton on dinner and shit, we went back to my house,  i finger blasted her, then she said "i dont think i wanna do anything else i just wanna take it slow" then i drove her home. wtf!?
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 12:49:09 PM »
Lol, Macklin would've had her begging to teabag her while he was just watching tv in a sweatsuit.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 12:49:31 PM »

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 12:56:19 PM »
went out with that girl on saturday, spent a ton on dinner and shit, we went back to my house,  i finger blasted her, then she said "i dont think i wanna do anything else i just wanna take it slow" then i drove her home. wtf!?

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And what type of girl is she? I downloaded saw when it first dropped, 2 MD 2020's (they come in mad flavors so you cant go wrong) I was dating this preppy american eagle stuck up bitch, She never would let me fuck her in the ass, but after not even one of these md's she just let me slide it inside.

a good friend once told me "all women are hoes, you just gotta bring it out of them"

to a lesser extent.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2010, 01:02:02 PM »
it sucks cause i am blowing it in every aspect 24 / 7 and i really cant even complain, i am not one of those concentration camp kids or some heroin addicted preggo teen custy
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2010, 01:21:59 PM »
it sucks cause i am blowing it in every aspect 24 / 7 and i really cant even complain, i am not one of those concentration camp kids or some heroin addicted preggo teen custy

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2010, 01:25:57 PM »
Put in work for those titties rawb. Don't take one decline and roll over dead. Show this girl why she needs to blow you and you'll feel better.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2010, 01:32:55 PM »
I know how you feel man, chicks are a confusing bunch.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2010, 01:53:14 PM »
All women have this weird complex where they don't want to feel like a slut.

Next time she pulls that shit on you just say 'okay', lay back and turn the telly back on.

If she doesn't try to turn the heat back on you can just masturbate later to the smell of your fingers.


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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2010, 02:03:33 PM »
ask her if titty fucking is within the confines of "taking it slow." if it is not, ask for the dinner money back or titty rape her.

EDIT: if her tits are non existent or small, disregard my advice. continue being a bitch and frustrated.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2010, 02:15:02 PM by camel filters »

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2010, 02:37:51 PM »
it's funny, i find that when a girl really likes me, she is less willing to give it up on the first date cause she doesn't want me to have "that" image of her.  whereas ive had experiences with really hot chicks, who could easily get a boyfriend if they wanted, that are down on the first night cause they don't care what you think about them, cause they don't really care about you. keep in mind there are a ton of factors that have nothing to with you, which play into women's decision making. if you were just looking for a one night thing with this chick that is kind of a bummer, but it's not worth blaming yourself over.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 02:57:27 PM »
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2010, 03:18:41 PM »
Ask her to pay next time because you're uncomfortable paying for her affection. It's the modern version of this:
The Door Test
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2010, 03:29:35 PM »
Jermaine stewart we don't have to take our clothes off. Top

I know my morals on sex is not what most guys follow...but don't' worry she's not gonna fuck on the first date. Enjoy your time with her, if you can't don't waste your time. Sex isn't everything.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 05:32:30 PM »
selfish bitch. You worked that pussy and she didn't give you no love back? fuck that shit. If she was concerned about moving slow she wouldn't have let you stick your fingers in her pussy, that's just some lazy shit right there.
Either that or you made her feel like you were an alien prodding her and its over anyway.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2010, 05:59:20 PM »
Girl advice on slap is the greatest.

Just rape her. If you wear a mask you'll be good. It's probably a fantasy of hers anyway.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2010, 07:26:58 PM »
If you're the type of dude who cries about his female problems on an internet forum, you're probably not getting any. Ever.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2010, 07:36:24 PM »
dont listen to em rawb you got this
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2010, 09:58:08 PM »
rawb, can you bump the last thread you made liike this... they're funny as shit

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2010, 10:01:34 PM »
Ask her to pay next time because you're uncomfortable paying for her affection. It's the modern version of this:
The Door Test

thats a killer movie

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2010, 10:23:32 PM »
As hard as it is, let it go. Not worth it to stress a chick but I do see where you're coming from.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2010, 06:08:01 AM »
The secrete is making her think you could take it or leave it.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2010, 07:50:38 AM »
You should've jammed your fingerbangers into her nose then accepted a rain check.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2010, 08:05:52 AM »
I really don't see what the problem is here.

You took a girl out for dinner then you got to finger bang her pussy. Sounds like a good night to me.

And now there is future options for cock banging her pussy.

So unless your only problem is that she didn't fuck you on your first date, then really there is no problem here.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2010, 08:13:56 AM »
my two cents is that you got the finger bang for free pretty much.....she really didn't want to do anything, but that seemed like the most minimal thing next to feeling her tits...which you better have done.....

anyone know if women actually enjoy it?


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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2010, 08:50:06 AM »
its a trap dont bite, she wants you to be her bf, or she wants to cock tease you for as long as she can, to make her self feel better Is this the girl you posted pics of a few weeks back, she was amazing

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2010, 08:50:49 AM »
seems like a lot of them aren't crazy about it

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« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2010, 09:21:14 AM »
Lol, Macklin would've had her begging to teabag her while he was just watching tv in a sweatsuit.

And thats after a 5 for 5 at Arby's and her sitting around watching me do wallies at the skatepark for 2 hours...

But really, Rawb... Should have used that fingerbang as a gateway to pussy feasting.

The world is yours if you get your pussy eating game on lock.
I suggest you also tounge her butthole briefly to make a more substantial impact.
And if the time finally comes when she lets you put it in her, you can get her off orally and then it doesnt matter if you fuck well or not. No pressure. Just get to the finish line at your own pace and get the victory nut.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2010, 04:54:24 PM »
Ok ... I said I was bummed about not getting the hj. She said she would buy me dinner nexty time. She also said she doesn't have time for a bf but wants to keep hanging out with me, buy doesn't know whayt she wants in a relationship. I think I am going to keep trying for a month and if still nothing then let it go. And its the chick from the other thread

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2010, 05:44:24 PM »
Ok ... I said I was bummed about not getting the hj. She said she would buy me dinner nexty time. She also said she doesn't have time for a bf but wants to keep hanging out with me, buy doesn't know whayt she wants in a relationship. I think I am going to keep trying for a month and if still nothing then let it go. And its the chick from the other thread



you should try, but not too hard. it really sounds like she's not diggin it. you said you were gonna ask here to be your gf after 2 dates, you tried going in for the kill after dating her for such a short time and now she's giving you the "i don't have time/i don't know what i want" routine. you shoulda done what Macklin said and gone for a tongue lashing if you were already down in her cavern. ease up on her, man. if she wants your throbbin lil rawb, she'll come askin for it. simple as that.