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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #60 on: September 28, 2010, 12:52:26 AM »
^in that situation i would ask to see the camera, walk over to the door and brb...

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #61 on: September 28, 2010, 07:32:57 AM »
i am back on fucking dating websites now
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2010, 07:57:55 AM »
i am back on fucking dating websites now

you cannot possibly fuck a website. i tried and failed. miserably.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #63 on: September 28, 2010, 08:15:53 AM »
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he probably is lying.
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Wow, that would be harsh. What type of person would lie about paying to titty fuck a hooker? He also overpaid. According to the book superfreakonomics, the average price to ass fuck a chicago hooker is about $96. Of course, the average woman in this sample set will also give a $6 discount for crack.
is this part deux of freakonomics which was totally awesome? I need it yo
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #64 on: September 28, 2010, 08:42:42 AM »
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i fingerbanged her amazing there is no denying that, her pussy walls looked like the edges at pier 7 when i was done, i fucken broke her ovaries. she is just a greedy bitch suckin my resources but not my cock.
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Dude, softly, gently, its an organ massage, not a whack-a-mole.

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HAHAHAHA i just woke up my wife and kid

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #65 on: September 28, 2010, 08:49:12 AM »
i am back on fucking dating websites now
Unacceptable. Let's hear the titty fuck story instead now.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #66 on: September 28, 2010, 09:16:18 AM »
went to the rub and tug near my work, in canada as long as there is no penetration it is legal to get handjobs/titty fucks/armpit/fjs

the girl was black and she had a british accent and bad teeth. she claimed to be studying biology or some shit @ the University of Western Ontario, and she was doing this just for the money. i found that hard to believe, but she did a good job regardless. wouldnt go back tho.
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« Reply #67 on: September 28, 2010, 09:24:05 AM »
does she wear gloves?

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« Reply #68 on: September 28, 2010, 09:37:37 AM »
no, they usually only wear gloves if they are goin into your ass hole. i found that out the hard way. i think they are supposed to wear gloves though. im pretty sure 1 time i got just a striaght tug with glove, kinda weak, might as well havea  condom on, never went back after that. also 1 time this asian woman sucked my cock at one of those 9with condom on) that was sketchyas fcuk though she couldnt even speak english
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« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2010, 10:04:08 AM »
think about all the losers that have come in for tugs before you, you think she washes her hands? Shes a fuckin' tug shop gal.
 


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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2010, 11:06:34 AM »
you know me, every time you kiss that ho you blow me, you blow trial, try to walk a mile in my saucony's

so ur probably eatin out bitches from the club with dried cum still attached to their labia dont hate on me get that rawbertson money and stick ur dick in the dirt
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2010, 11:13:11 AM »
try to walk a mile in my saucony's
Wish I could. You have canadian adventures up there. I salute you.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2010, 11:20:48 AM »
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2010, 11:29:47 AM »
i am back on fucking dating websites now

This speaks volumes of your pathetic life.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2010, 11:44:05 AM »
tryin my best man, sorry i wasnt born as cool, successful and popular as you!
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #75 on: September 28, 2010, 11:48:26 AM »
You'd be better off taking home the rub and tug machine. Atleast she knows what she has to do to pay the bills. That, adds character.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #76 on: September 28, 2010, 12:02:19 PM »
no my mom doesnt like black people i swear. one time she asked me why i wasnt going out with ally any more and i said "she is goin out with a black dude now" and she got really bummed. after the black dude she came back to me, then she switched to an asian, so i am very confused about my dick size.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #77 on: September 28, 2010, 12:06:19 PM »
so?

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #78 on: September 28, 2010, 01:35:59 PM »
i am very confused about my dick size.

My fuckin' goodness, dude. You are a living god of skate-related messageboarding amongst mere man-boys of skate-related messageboarding.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #79 on: September 28, 2010, 05:33:23 PM »
amen to that. a fuckin men.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2010, 07:06:47 PM »
no, they usually only wear gloves if they are goin into your ass hole. i found that out the hard way. i think they are supposed to wear gloves though. im pretty sure 1 time i got just a striaght tug with glove, kinda weak, might as well havea  condom on, never went back after that. also 1 time this asian woman sucked my cock at one of those 9with condom on) that was sketchyas fcuk though she couldnt even speak english
First, let me say your past few posts have been some of the best ever.
Now, you've said a lot in this thread, so let's keep it honest- What did the rub and tug girl do to your asshole?
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2010, 09:44:43 PM »
you know me, every time you kiss that ho you blow me, you blow trial, try to walk a mile in my saucony's

so ur probably eatin out bitches from the club with dried cum still attached to their labia dont hate on me get that rawbertson money and stick ur dick in the dirt

hell yeah, rawb. droppin wu lyrics followed by raw rawb knowledge. so uplifting.

(and what did that girl do to your booty?)

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #82 on: September 29, 2010, 10:00:00 AM »
ok so i went into the joint and the girl had big titties... they always ask you if you have been here before... i always just say no cause i have noticed different girls charge different tips... so anyway you pay i think 40 or 50 to get in the door at this place and she says "tipping starts at 40$, 60$ for topless, $80 for bottomless, $100 you get to touch me back, $120 for reversal". so I threw down 120$, thinking that I was going to get to bang her or something.

so she takes off her clothes and she is kind of fat actually she has a brutal gut kind of and talking about how she is a "boarder chick". so she starts doin the normal deal, massage your back, you know, tickle your balls a bit, then you flip over they jerk you... she gets like tons of lube and i see her gettin the glove and she starts jerkin me again and then sneaks her finger in my ass hole... i jumped and said "whoa you dont gotta do that" shes like "relax this is going to be amazing"... i could actually feel my boner fading big time. she starts fingerin my butt hole and jerking my limp dick.  eventually she stops with the butt stuff and finishes it normal, and she says "so how did you like the anal playage" (that quote is verbatim) and i said "i didnt really like it" and she said "oh you will love it when you get older".
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #83 on: September 29, 2010, 10:14:56 AM »

you just waited until she eventually stopped fingering your asshole?

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« Reply #84 on: September 29, 2010, 10:20:21 AM »
rawb, you just won the internet.
Best story ever, and its not even in real confessions.

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« Reply #85 on: September 29, 2010, 10:45:36 AM »

you just waited until she eventually stopped fingering your asshole?

well she said it was gonna be good, i thought it was gonna be like that movie road trip or some shit
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #86 on: September 29, 2010, 10:51:13 AM »
i am goin out with this chick on friday



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« Reply #87 on: September 29, 2010, 10:56:52 AM »
ok so i went into the joint and the girl had big titties... they always ask you if you have been here before... i always just say no cause i have noticed different girls charge different tips... so anyway you pay i think 40 or 50 to get in the door at this place and she says "tipping starts at 40$, 60$ for topless, $80 for bottomless, $100 you get to touch me back, $120 for reversal". so I threw down 120$, thinking that I was going to get to bang her or something.

so she takes off her clothes and she is kind of fat actually she has a brutal gut kind of and talking about how she is a "boarder chick". so she starts doin the normal deal, massage your back, you know, tickle your balls a bit, then you flip over they jerk you... she gets like tons of lube and i see her gettin the glove and she starts jerkin me again and then sneaks her finger in my ass hole... i jumped and said "whoa you dont gotta do that" shes like "relax this is going to be amazing"... i could actually feel my boner fading big time. she starts fingerin my butt hole and jerking my limp dick.  eventually she stops with the butt stuff and finishes it normal, and she says "so how did you like the anal playage" (that quote is verbatim) and i said "i didnt really like it" and she said "oh you will love it when you get older".

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #88 on: September 29, 2010, 11:02:05 AM »
i am goin out with this chick on friday



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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #89 on: September 29, 2010, 01:34:09 PM »
ok so i went into the joint and the girl had big titties... they always ask you if you have been here before... i always just say no cause i have noticed different girls charge different tips... so anyway you pay i think 40 or 50 to get in the door at this place and she says "tipping starts at 40$, 60$ for topless, $80 for bottomless, $100 you get to touch me back, $120 for reversal". so I threw down 120$, thinking that I was going to get to bang her or something.

so she takes off her clothes and she is kind of fat actually she has a brutal gut kind of and talking about how she is a "boarder chick". so she starts doin the normal deal, massage your back, you know, tickle your balls a bit, then you flip over they jerk you... she gets like tons of lube and i see her gettin the glove and she starts jerkin me again and then sneaks her finger in my ass hole... i jumped and said "whoa you dont gotta do that" shes like "relax this is going to be amazing"... i could actually feel my boner fading big time. she starts fingerin my butt hole and jerking my limp dick.  eventually she stops with the butt stuff and finishes it normal, and she says "so how did you like the anal playage" (that quote is verbatim) and i said "i didnt really like it" and she said "oh you will love it when you get older".

Just reading that makes my Junk feel weird.

Only thing that comes to mind "you gotta pay that troll toll to get into this boys hole"

The ultimate reversal, Next time give her 100$ and a box of steak-ums and tell her you want the universal.
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