i realized the other night that the reason she didnt jerk me was pure karma
i was on the dating website back in the winter ( i was still living at my parents house) and i was talkin to this girl for like 4 days adn we went to this place by my house I really like its a nice pub and the owner is only like 28 or so and i always bring decent looking girls in there and we talk about music and beer a lot.
anyway im waiting outside i just walked down she drove down and she gets out of the car and shes so fat... im like fuck... so i go in the owner dude was like "oh, hey" looked super awkward. so i got a philly cheesesteak and she copies me and she is disgusting to watch eat. i could hardly think of a thing to say to her. so at the end i am like fuck it ill pay and bounce then i have no reason to stay with her any longer, she grabs it before i can even and says "i got this".
so im like "fuck she must really want to please" so she is drivin me back home and my parents are gone for the weekend, i am just like fuck it i need to bust, so i invite her in, shes down. she weighs like 250 man im tellin you shes big. anyway we go into my basement dungeon and start makin out right away and i go to finger bang her and she says "nah i cant im on my period" so im like "damn". but shes like "yeah but that doesnt mean you dont get a treat" and she sucks my wang and i get to titty fuck her. then the next day i invite her over same deal, we didnt even really talk or hang out at all. i just pure titty fucked her all nigth.
then i just never talked to her again, she left shaun of the dead at my house i saw her on msn so i asked her if she wanted her movie back and she said shed rather never see me again