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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #210 on: December 03, 2010, 08:49:04 AM »
im sure you are fine.

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« Reply #211 on: December 03, 2010, 09:38:43 AM »
i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds. it seems to be going away. i only ever banged 1 girl without a condom anyway and she was my girlfriend for like a year im pretty sure i would have already died cause that was a few years ago now. although can you get shit from a girl suckin your dick raw? one time the worst worst girl ever sucked my dick for like 2 seconds, but that was like 3 or 4 years ago. i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.

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« Reply #212 on: December 03, 2010, 09:40:41 AM »
i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.
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« Reply #213 on: December 03, 2010, 10:04:02 AM »
yeah i heard u cant get aids from a girl suckin ur dick but u can get herps and shit like that, i dont even really know what STDs are i have looked them up but you dont learn anything off wikipedia, its like trying to learn about starcraft from newbs. i dotn know anyone that has one or have even heard about anyone that has one through rumourmill, but my friend also said that our city has a super high STD rate, doesnt make any sense to me.
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« Reply #214 on: December 03, 2010, 11:04:29 AM »
Rawb, definitely go down to your local clinic and pick up a brochure. Don't wind up like Billy Waldeman.

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« Reply #215 on: December 03, 2010, 11:39:43 AM »
yeah but that shit was all mad years ago i probably would haev noticed by now if i got something right?
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« Reply #216 on: December 03, 2010, 11:42:39 AM »
in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.

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« Reply #217 on: December 03, 2010, 11:46:20 AM »
u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit
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« Reply #218 on: December 03, 2010, 12:19:57 PM »
"no worries bro, its a dick zit, wear a condom when you fuck sluts, brah"


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u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

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« Reply #219 on: December 03, 2010, 12:51:58 PM »
how'd you do that shit, for a second I thought my doctor had a slap account.

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« Reply #220 on: December 03, 2010, 12:59:13 PM »
u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

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« Reply #221 on: December 03, 2010, 01:17:16 PM »
in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.


Do you live in NC, strangefires?
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« Reply #222 on: December 03, 2010, 01:28:24 PM »
i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds.

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« Reply #223 on: December 03, 2010, 02:07:01 PM »
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in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.
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Do you live in NC, strangefires?
I think Chris Niraetko (sp?) shouted you out in the most recent Skateboard Mag in a Dan Plunkett interview...

i heard, but i have yet to see

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« Reply #224 on: December 04, 2010, 07:16:22 AM »
on my list of shit i intend to do before i die, i wanted to fuck a black chick. after crossing it off the list and being hyped on my success, i realized i caught something from her (after she said she was clean). the realization after fucking a 43 year old (was on the list) and my ex.

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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« Reply #225 on: December 04, 2010, 09:48:19 AM »
on my list of shit i intend to do before i die, i wanted to fuck a black chick. after crossing it off the list and being hyped on my success, i realized i caught something from her (after she said she was clean). the realization after fucking a 43 year old (was on the list) and my ex.

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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Seriously, they can sue us for giving them a goddamn baby, why not the other way around?
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« Reply #226 on: December 04, 2010, 09:58:30 AM »
a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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Lol, that's fuckin stupid. It's your own choice to fuck them. It's your fault. If you were worried you should have asked for an STD test, if she declined I guess you don't fuck her. You were controlled by lust and looked what happened...no one should feel sorry for you.

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« Reply #227 on: December 04, 2010, 10:31:24 AM »
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a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
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Lol, that's fuckin stupid. It's your own choice to fuck them. It's your fault. If you were worried you should have asked for an STD test, if she declined I guess you don't fuck her. You were controlled by lust and looked what happened...no one should feel sorry for you.
ewwwwww. You just basically used the justification for not doing AIDS research in the 80's. Everybody wants to fuck. That's why new generations of people and animals continually appear. Lets not pretend the people who caught something are any sleazier than the people who didn't
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« Reply #228 on: December 04, 2010, 05:28:52 PM »
Seriously its their fault if they know they have it. I dodged a bullet with the herpes (as told in another thread) and she came on to me super strong when I was wasted. Thankfully, i was as drunk as i was so I couldn't do the deed. I heard from my friend a week later that she had herpes and I was seriously contemplating violence but I'm clean thank Joe Pesci. Women and men should be held responsible if they know they have that shit. Its just so fucked up
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« Reply #229 on: December 04, 2010, 05:55:46 PM »
Crass is just feeling holy because he's in a well-communicated, monogamous relationship and is forgetting that not every man is going to pause a woman whose hand is gently wrapped around his good brain, and ask her to relinquish papers of good sexual health, or henceforth, wait a fortnight to have tests produced so they may assume the sideways jitterbug. It works both ways, if you have something, you tell the other person. Don't wait to be asked, be responsible.

But all I really want to know is how pruny Rawb's fingers are this weekend after his undoubtedly soaked Friday night on plenty of fish.
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« Reply #230 on: December 04, 2010, 06:32:06 PM »
If you know you have an STD and don't tell your partner, you can be sued: it's battery. Michael Vick was sued by a Jane Doe in 2005 for giving her herpes. He was going to clinics around the country getting meds under the name Ron Mexico.

Ron Mexico. hahahaha!!

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1. Never Trust A Bitch

it's as simple as that, really. if you're that horny that you're willing to throw your dick in some uncharted waters and you don't know the hoe, then that's on you. straight up putting your dick in danger for a nut.

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« Reply #231 on: December 05, 2010, 01:13:26 AM »
good luck finding a chick that will fuck you after you ask her if she has that shit. If she knows she has it and straight out refuses to tell you when you do the deed, then that shit is on her. Also by your logic, any woman is uncharted waters if they are so fucking untrustworthy, so I would advise you not to have sex at all, but I'm sure you've got that part covered.
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« Reply #232 on: December 05, 2010, 01:55:40 AM »
good luck finding a chick that will fuck you after you ask her if she has that shit. If she knows she has it and straight out refuses to tell you when you do the deed, then that shit is on her. Also by your logic, any woman is uncharted waters if they are so fucking untrustworthy, so I would advise you not to have sex at all, but I'm sure you've got that part covered.

geez, this is fucking SLAP for god's sake. i was simply joshing around. people act more serious than my parents on here. cool off, guy.

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« Reply #233 on: December 05, 2010, 09:16:52 AM »
What'd she give you?

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« Reply #234 on: December 05, 2010, 12:21:27 PM »
Look guys, quit giving Rawb's thread an STD.

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« Reply #235 on: December 05, 2010, 01:08:03 PM »
If you know you have an STD and don't tell your partner, you can be sued: it's battery. Michael Vick was sued by a Jane Doe in 2005 for giving her herpes. He was going to clinics around the country getting meds under the name Ron Mexico.

If it's AIDS/HIV, you can be charged with murder or attempted murder.

Crass is just feeling holy because he's in a well-communicated, monogamous relationship and is forgetting that not every man is going to pause a woman whose hand is gently wrapped around his good brain, and ask her to relinquish papers of good sexual health, or henceforth, wait a fortnight to have tests produced so they may assume the sideways jitterbug. It works both ways, if you have something, you tell the other person. Don't wait to be asked, be responsible.

Henceforth, fortnight, and sideways jitterbug all in one post? I like it.

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« Reply #236 on: December 05, 2010, 02:37:19 PM »
this thread needs more rawb
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« Reply #237 on: December 05, 2010, 03:53:31 PM »
Today was my first time reading this thread, and holy fuck am I blown away by Rawbs awesomness.
That being said

quit giving Rawb's thread an STD.

And

this thread needs more rawb


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« Reply #238 on: December 05, 2010, 05:59:14 PM »
 
PS- Fingerblasting, tittyfucking, whaling, and blastoise-ing  has been burned into my skull forever.

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« Reply #239 on: December 05, 2010, 07:00:34 PM »