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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #270 on: December 16, 2010, 12:27:49 PM »




Who the fuck spends more than $5 at taco bell?
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #271 on: December 16, 2010, 01:09:28 PM »
Rawb, like kenny powers youre just not an ass man. youre a tit man. you like big ass boobs, now and forever

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« Reply #272 on: December 16, 2010, 01:12:06 PM »
fuck yeah, Rawb!! good luck tonight and hopefully you'll get some tail.

going back to primordial times, when rawbertson the 7th was hunting and shit, he was tryin to acquire women too, and he didnt want his troops dyin, he had to make sure his kids had plenty milk. so he titty fucked his way to glory, and look where we are today. i would not be here if it werent for that ancient love of titties.

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« Reply #273 on: December 16, 2010, 03:55:07 PM »
Is there a pic of birthday girl (and hopefully those tits)? I want to give my support to this.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #274 on: December 16, 2010, 07:52:43 PM »

I love titties, and so do you. Anyone who tells you they don't is only fooling themselves. Chicks dont like girls with bigger titties than them because that is basically competition. this guy i know who is really fucked up said "im not really into titties, im more into ass". you can be MORE into ass but you cannot rule out titties, if you are saying you dont care about titties you are lying or there is something wrong with you.

Damn straight.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #275 on: December 16, 2010, 08:07:25 PM »
all dick zits cleared up, pubes plucked according to watson's thread (thx).

Ahahah no problem brother. But seriously I don't think you need to worry about wookie dick with the fatties. That's one of the great things about fatties. They'll take what they can get.

going back to primordial times, when rawbertson the 7th was hunting and shit

So if Rawbertson the 7th was in primordial times, what fuckin Rawbertson does that make you?! Rawbertson the 653, 567, 384th?

Oh yeah and thanks for the new quote.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #276 on: December 17, 2010, 02:18:34 AM »
This thread survives = slap's soul survives. :-* Thank you for your new posts Rawb.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #277 on: December 17, 2010, 01:53:06 PM »
i too hadn't read this thread from the beginning.  just want to express my appreciation for bringing me such joy

rawb needs his own blog, straight up
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #278 on: December 19, 2010, 02:22:56 PM »
Well don't keep us in the dark Rawb! Or have you been on a 3 day titty fucking binge?
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #279 on: December 23, 2010, 08:09:16 AM »
FUCK! I can't get shit going on. just wasnt working out i couldnt get her alone again on friday night, i tried to chill with her sunday and monday night but our schedules were conflicting. she isnt back til new years or so, i am tryin to get herto coem to my friends party with a keg and shit, wont be so many people and shit then i will be able to murder those areolas
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« Reply #280 on: December 23, 2010, 10:25:18 AM »
As much as I am enjoying imagining it, I would like a more detailed description as to what exactly "murdering areolas" entails. Please.
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« Reply #281 on: December 23, 2010, 10:32:28 AM »
you can't force genius, narcissus

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« Reply #282 on: December 23, 2010, 12:31:12 PM »
Sorry, I was getting greedy.
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #283 on: December 23, 2010, 02:51:16 PM »
...and shit then i will be able to murder those areolas

Is anybody going to sig that?  It seems worthy.  I'd run that for a while.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #284 on: December 23, 2010, 03:01:07 PM »
dead girls don't say no

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #285 on: December 23, 2010, 06:52:47 PM »
when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #286 on: December 23, 2010, 09:38:49 PM »
when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
When Rawb gets laid, it will be like we all did.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #287 on: December 24, 2010, 12:09:55 AM »
when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
When Rawb gets laid, it will be like we all did.

When our fingers become inexplicably pruney, we can smile knowing that Rawb's fingers just strummed a girl's G-spot like a harp.
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« Reply #288 on: December 24, 2010, 01:34:23 AM »
when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
When Rawb gets laid, it will be like we all did.

When our fingers become inexplicably pruney, we can smile knowing that Rawb's fingers just strummed a girl's G-spot like a harp.

loooool

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #289 on: December 24, 2010, 10:33:13 AM »
Than I am going to run with it.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #290 on: January 09, 2011, 07:27:16 AM »
Than I am going to run with it.

Continuous victories to Rawb  in the new year.
Hows the new year going rawb? how was the new years eve??
any super awesome stories??
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #291 on: January 17, 2011, 10:16:49 PM »
Come on Rawb, this thread is the only thing I like about Slap anymore. Hook us up. What'd you do with all them humps? All them humps up on them sluts?

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #292 on: January 18, 2011, 06:12:18 AM »
Don't leave us out in the cold like this. Share your gift.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #293 on: January 18, 2011, 11:47:51 AM »
 :'(
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #294 on: January 18, 2011, 05:31:20 PM »
i havent got fucken shit! im fucking pissed!!!!!! like no chances even i dont know whats going on
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #295 on: January 18, 2011, 07:42:13 PM »
Damn Rawb, hang in there. Eventually the word will get around how you can start a forest fire with clit friction and the ladies will be knockin your door down.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #296 on: January 18, 2011, 08:01:26 PM »
Rawb, I have been following this thread for a while and you have brought me much mirth, I even thought I saw you from the bus one time last year when I was in Guelph...anyway...I am sorry to hear of you current dry spell and frustrations, im sending you good will through the internet.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #297 on: January 19, 2011, 04:49:05 AM »
I suggest Rawb take the rampage to the okcupid streets. We need content.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #298 on: January 19, 2011, 05:48:58 AM »

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #299 on: January 21, 2011, 02:21:24 PM »
thanks yo, i am gonna try for some shit tonight. i blew it with the fat chick.

we were all chillin like the fat chick and a bunch of friends, and somehow we got talking about like how much you care about looks in someone (i was kind of drunk i knew this was a bad thing to talk about) and i said something like "yo i would never hit anything over 180".

anyway the girl said "GEE, THANKS MIKE" and got super pissed and didnt speak to me again. I honestly didn't even think she was over 180.
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