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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #270 on: December 23, 2010, 10:25:18 AM »
As much as I am enjoying imagining it, I would like a more detailed description as to what exactly "murdering areolas" entails. Please.
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #271 on: December 23, 2010, 10:32:28 AM »
you can't force genius, narcissus

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« Reply #272 on: December 23, 2010, 12:31:12 PM »
Sorry, I was getting greedy.
i saw my grandma bail off a 4 set once in my house and she even got up and came to red lobster after.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #273 on: December 23, 2010, 02:51:16 PM »
...and shit then i will be able to murder those areolas

Is anybody going to sig that?  It seems worthy.  I'd run that for a while.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #274 on: December 23, 2010, 03:01:07 PM »
dead girls don't say no

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #275 on: December 23, 2010, 06:52:47 PM »
when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #276 on: December 23, 2010, 09:38:49 PM »
when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
When Rawb gets laid, it will be like we all did.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #277 on: December 24, 2010, 12:09:55 AM »
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when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
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When Rawb gets laid, it will be like we all did.

When our fingers become inexplicably pruney, we can smile knowing that Rawb's fingers just strummed a girl's G-spot like a harp.
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« Reply #278 on: December 24, 2010, 01:34:23 AM »
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when Rawb gets blueballed, all of SLAP gets blueballed
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When Rawb gets laid, it will be like we all did.
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When our fingers become inexplicably pruney, we can smile knowing that Rawb's fingers just strummed a girl's G-spot like a harp.

loooool

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #279 on: December 24, 2010, 10:33:13 AM »
Than I am going to run with it.

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« Reply #280 on: January 09, 2011, 07:27:16 AM »
Than I am going to run with it.

Continuous victories to Rawb  in the new year.
Hows the new year going rawb? how was the new years eve??
any super awesome stories??
i think i was,anyways

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #281 on: January 17, 2011, 10:16:49 PM »
Come on Rawb, this thread is the only thing I like about Slap anymore. Hook us up. What'd you do with all them humps? All them humps up on them sluts?

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« Reply #282 on: January 18, 2011, 06:12:18 AM »
Don't leave us out in the cold like this. Share your gift.

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« Reply #283 on: January 18, 2011, 11:47:51 AM »
 :'(
i think i was,anyways

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #284 on: January 18, 2011, 05:31:20 PM »
i havent got fucken shit! im fucking pissed!!!!!! like no chances even i dont know whats going on
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« Reply #285 on: January 18, 2011, 07:42:13 PM »
Damn Rawb, hang in there. Eventually the word will get around how you can start a forest fire with clit friction and the ladies will be knockin your door down.

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« Reply #286 on: January 18, 2011, 08:01:26 PM »
Rawb, I have been following this thread for a while and you have brought me much mirth, I even thought I saw you from the bus one time last year when I was in Guelph...anyway...I am sorry to hear of you current dry spell and frustrations, im sending you good will through the internet.

remember its all about persistance!

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #287 on: January 19, 2011, 04:49:05 AM »
I suggest Rawb take the rampage to the okcupid streets. We need content.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #288 on: January 19, 2011, 05:48:58 AM »

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #289 on: January 21, 2011, 02:21:24 PM »
thanks yo, i am gonna try for some shit tonight. i blew it with the fat chick.

we were all chillin like the fat chick and a bunch of friends, and somehow we got talking about like how much you care about looks in someone (i was kind of drunk i knew this was a bad thing to talk about) and i said something like "yo i would never hit anything over 180".

anyway the girl said "GEE, THANKS MIKE" and got super pissed and didnt speak to me again. I honestly didn't even think she was over 180.
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« Reply #290 on: January 21, 2011, 02:26:52 PM »
awesome as usual

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #291 on: January 21, 2011, 02:40:21 PM »
There go your chances of becoming a carney and working the "Guess your Age or Weight" booth

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« Reply #292 on: January 21, 2011, 02:43:55 PM »
Rawb, I have been following this thread for a while and you have brought me much mirth, I even thought I saw you from the bus one time last year when I was in Guelph...anyway...I am sorry to hear of you current dry spell and frustrations, im sending you good will through the internet.

remember its all about persistance!

thats sick, i dont really go to Guelph that much, but i have been there a bunch of times for sure. I was going to this one skate park there for a really long time when i used to live in cambridge. they tore it down now though which blows. it had the best manual pad ever it was higher than a curb. i was there filming some skating one day, thats really random that you saw me though! thats sick! i am going to be in toronto a lot this summer, not sure if thats where you live. there are so many hot girls there, i have to move there.
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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #293 on: January 21, 2011, 04:14:46 PM »
I had a dream the other night I was walking to get food in Toronto somewhere with Zurg and we ran into Rawb, but he was sorta embarassed to be associated with Slap and dissed us with fetus and his posse. He ended up eating accross the street from where Zurg wanted to buy a hideous quilted Chicago Bulls cap.
Later we witnessed a dude having his head run over by a doubledecker bus and Zurg was watching like it wasn't a big deal while I looked away and then we were riding on a big mattress on top one of the busses and I started losing my grip and probably fell to a violent death in the streets of future 2150 Toronto.

I know dream recaps from other people are boring as fuck, but the slap related ones you just gotta share.

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #294 on: January 21, 2011, 04:21:07 PM »
huh? that happened, it was last summer. i bought that bulls cap btw

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« Reply #295 on: January 21, 2011, 04:25:53 PM »
I said it last summer and I'll say it again, I have a feeling that Saudi man is not selling original Chicago Bulls merchandise.

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« Reply #296 on: January 23, 2011, 12:18:41 PM »
This show I Used To Be Fat just came on MTV and the chick in it has a cute face, and big fat chick tits, but she's pretty fat. She's talking about how she's never been on a date, and never kissed a boy or anything. All I could think was "Damn girl, Rawb would rock your fucking world."

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« Reply #297 on: February 23, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »
I have a date with this petite asian girl on saturday holy fuck i am so hyped she is only 19, 5'2", not even fat at all. She has glasses too. She is already saying she wants to meet me and hang out at my apartment on Saturday.

The only thing im worried about is her thing on plenty of fish says "Christian - Other" as religion, so hopefully she isnt on any bullshit where you dont fuck. i mean i need companionship as much as the next human, but i need to fuck, this is not an option. i am dying here. will fingerblast for hj.

Im not greedy or selfish for saying that, am I? I mean who would I be kidding if I said I just want this girl to come hang out at my house and have my mind run wild with all the debauchery i would unfold on those mammories while we sit and play fucking mario party. i mean i love mario party, dont get me wrong, I am willing to put in the work, I just hate playing games that are not Starcraft 2. Her thing says "Dating" and not "Hang out", I have went down that path before, BULLSHIT.
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« Reply #298 on: February 23, 2011, 05:15:58 PM »
baneling bust dat ass

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Re: FUCK !
« Reply #299 on: February 23, 2011, 06:00:27 PM »
and all is right with the world