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Pick-Up Artistry
« on: September 25, 2010, 06:31:03 AM »
I recently finished "The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists" by Neill Strauss which led me into all kinds of literature on the art & science of speed seduction. I have to say, this shit works. I was at a club the other night and following a five-minute conversation was exchanging numbers with a girl when she asked, "Are you gonna remember me?" I said, "Yeah, of course," when she grabbed my head and started kissing me. "That's to make sure you don't forget," she said after biting my lip.

Another recent adventure had me chatting up a <6 chick who was with a friend that's a solid 8. I ended up giving 'em both a ride home, ditching the <6 first, and by the time I got to 8's house to drop her off she was handing me a piece of gum so we could make out for the next hour in my front seat.

Pals, here's where you can share your tips and techniques, anecdotes and strategies, your successes and your failures, in the art of seduction.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2010, 07:10:00 AM »
man, this is gonna be awesome.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2010, 07:55:18 AM »
who the fuck makes out for an hour?

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2010, 08:16:01 AM »

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2010, 08:16:51 AM »
I've read through a lot of this shit myself and can tell you that there's only two important lessons to be learnt:

1) Talk to girls you fucking idiot

2) Don't act like a fucking weirdo you fucking idiot

The terrible thing is that most people who read into this PUA bullshit end up breaking the second rule more than anyone.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2010, 08:22:18 AM »
Lookout world, here comes Dallas!  He's got a hot new bod and some hot new ways to get you in the sack.  Don't resist his power!

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 09:17:27 AM »
If you're in college or around that age, get a job at a decent bar. You don't need to run game, just be a bullshitter.

I've been out of the dating thing too long to relate to it at this age. Just talk and don't be a prick, and do your best to pick up hints as to whether you're failing or not.

If all else fails, go for the easy target. Sure, maybe muffin tops has a third eye, but while your friends are jerking it on Redtube, you'll be masturbating with a real vagina.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2010, 09:54:58 AM »
The trick to picking up girls is grilled cheese. If you stock your fridge with nothing else, make sure you've got some cheese and some bread. Then, when you're out at the club, bar or seasonal pumpkin festival and you come across some fine young women that you want to seduce, just approach them and talk casually while steering the conversation to the topic of grilled cheese. Invite them over for some grilled cheese sandwiches. I guarantee they will come home and have sex with you. Guarantee.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2010, 12:36:00 PM »
The trick to picking up girls is grilled cheese. If you stock your fridge with nothing else, make sure you've got some cheese and some bread. Then, when you're out at the club, bar or seasonal pumpkin festival and you come across some fine young women that you want to seduce, just approach them and talk casually while steering the conversation to the topic of grilled cheese. Invite them over for some grilled cheese sandwiches. I guarantee they will come home and have sex with you. Guarantee.

haha so good

it's not hard to fuck a desperate chick from a club, it is however hard to avoid contracting herpes if u beat a lot of beat cheeks. spoiler, the moral of the story in those books are basically that EVERYONE is insecure so a little rejection goes a long way. but u don't need to pay a douche for book on the subject to take advantage of mindless drunk bitches.... just ruffee dem hoes

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2010, 12:54:04 PM »
who the fuck makes out for an hour?



Not me YO

I take that bitch in the bathroom

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2010, 02:35:03 PM »
You suck. You are shit. Your head is so crammed with garbage that you have no idea. You posted twink porn of yourself on a public forum. And now you're in here endorsing dating techniques practiced by this idiot:



You sir, are a rare combination of douchiness. I salute you!

those goggles can look into any girls mind and extract her temptations. i bet this guy can get pussy like it was on an assembly line; he does after all have the truth specs and a metal stud in the center of his flavor savor. also, i bet that beanie/toque is concealing a sort of medusa effect hair cut... you know, you catch sight of his locks and instantly feel the effect of a couple of roofies

edit: ohhh shit, i just noticed the eyeball ring. i bet you he walks around the clubs putting his hand between girls legs (if they have a skirt on, of course) doing some reconnaissance. no more need for a mirror on the shoe
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2010, 02:58:40 PM »
Being an asshole and rambling about things that seem important to you while you're loaded on a substance seems to somehow work for me. I guess if you can play an instrument and sing a little to a girl who is drinking with you that really helps. Cooking too! Also don't wear a lot of cologne. You do not want to cover up your pheromones. And being born handsome helps. If you're ugly I don't know what to say. Most girls I've talked to are very concerned about a man being good looking.

And commercial D you're a fucking nerd. I can't believe you bought that book in the first place. I'd never stick my dick where that piece of shit has been.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2010, 03:04:55 PM »
Lookout world, here comes Dallas!  He's got a hot new bod and some hot new ways to get you in the sack.  Don't resist his power!
just don't mention 9/11 or the illuminati

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2010, 03:47:17 PM »
The trick to picking up girls is grilled cheese. If you stock your fridge with nothing else, make sure you've got some cheese and some bread. Then, when you're out at the club, bar or seasonal pumpkin festival and you come across some fine young women that you want to seduce, just approach them and talk casually while steering the conversation to the topic of grilled cheese. Invite them over for some grilled cheese sandwiches. I guarantee they will come home and have sex with you. Guarantee.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2010, 04:35:26 PM »
just don't mention 9/11 or the illuminati

I actually gamed a chick in the supermarket who had an infowars.com sticker on her binder. She was pretty hot. We went from the grocery line to the pub to her room in under an hour. I think the trick was after I got her laughing with some Alex Jones impersonations I didn't mention 9/11, fluoride, or Ron Paul again.

My last girlfriend I somehow was able to score even after talking about microchip implants within five minutes of meeting her. I don't know what the hell I was thinking but evidently it worked.

You fags can diss me all you want, but there's no denying there's a psychology behind getting laid. It's not just luck. When you're in the right mindframe, it can happen every day of the week. I was hoping this thread would be rich with anecdotes and potent one-liners. And that Mystery guy looks like a total kook but he's probably nailed more hot chicks than all us Pals put together.

I used to be a bit of a natural PUA before these last five years of monogamy so I'm just trying to scrape off the rust. I'm not ashamed to admit I could use some help. And I didn't buy Neil Strauss's book?I just downloaded a PDF.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2010, 04:36:24 PM »
too much facetime is a bad thing
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« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2010, 04:47:24 PM »

I actually gamed a chick in the supermarket who had an infowars.com sticker on her binder. She was pretty hot. We went from the grocery line to the pub to her room in under an hour. I think the trick was after I got her laughing with some Alex Jones impersonations I didn't mention 9/11, fluoride, or Ron Paul again.
 


See, my "trick" is to never mention these things within the context of courtship. Ever.

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You fags can diss me all you want, but there's no denying there's a psychology behind getting laid. It's not just luck. When you're in the right mindframe, it can happen every day of the week.

Yes, there is a psychology behind sex, but it's primarily evolutionary psychology. All you have to do is demonstrate that you're an acceptable mate by proving that you're a capable provider and psychologically stable (long term relationship) or that you at least have good genes (casual sex). I do these things by having a job and active social life, and by being tall and relatively attractive. I don't know if you can do these things, but it might be a better strategy than tricking girls into your apartment using "attraction building" techniques involving corny card tricks and eyeball rings.

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I was hoping this thread would be rich with anecdotes and potent one-liners. And that Mystery guy looks like a total kook but he's probably nailed more hot chicks than all us Pals put together.

See, I don't have anecdotes or potent one-liners because I don't need to fool girls into liking me.  Also, any girl that "Mystery" has nailed is no interest of mine. Any girl fooled into fucking by his antics isn't worthy to have my child because clearly she has a low IQ, and I want strong, smart offspring. You might say "well you don't have to have kids with every girl you sleep with".  Well you're wrong. I'm in this shit to produce more babies than Ghengis Khan.

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I used to be a bit of a natural PUA before these last five years of monogamy so I'm just trying to scrape off the rust. I'm not ashamed to admit I could use some help. And I didn't buy Neil Strauss's book?I just downloaded a PDF.

I've come out of several monogamous relationships before and never experienced any rust. If you leave a relationship not feeling like you're better at eating vag and buying thoughtful gifts than you were before being in it, you are doing everything wrong man.

Do you want me to write a free PDF for you? I think I'm on to something here.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2010, 04:53:26 PM »
I read the first 30 words and came to the conclusion that I hate everything about Commercial D.

P.S.: If it was that easy for you, just imagine how easy it was for the 50 other guys who came before you.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2010, 05:14:06 PM »

I've come out of several monogamous relationships before and never experienced any rust. If you leave a relationship not feeling like you're better at eating vag and buying thoughtful gifts than you were before being in it, you are doing everything wrong man.

Carpet-munching and gift-buying I've got on lock. Approaching sexy strangers and talking them into making out, not so much. And I think you underestimate the gullibility of the fairer sex. From what I've read 'smart' chicks are even more susceptible to these pua techniques. I don't think you'll see me busting out magic tricks or anything though.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #19 on: September 25, 2010, 05:15:52 PM »
lol

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »
This thread sucks.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2010, 05:32:42 PM »
This thread sucks.

Even moreso now that you've arrived with this gem of a posting, faggot.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2010, 05:42:16 PM »
like Chuck Klosterman said, try to hook up with chicks that are already married or are in long-term relationships. That way, your competition is just the dude they're with, as opposed to every other single dude in town.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2010, 05:55:05 PM »
Commercial D I was loaded last night and texted this girl I just met a picture of my cock and now she's ignoring me. What do I do man?
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2010, 06:15:37 PM »
Commercial D I was loaded last night and texted this girl I just met a picture of my cock and now she's ignoring me. What do I do man?

OK I LOL'd. I think that move's a bit bold to use on a chick you haven't already f-closed. My advice would be to turn your attentions toward a fresh target.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2010, 06:30:11 PM »
Commercial D I was loaded last night and texted this girl I just met a picture of my cock and now she's ignoring me. What do I do man?

OK I LOL'd. I think that move's a bit bold to use on a chick you haven't already f-closed. My advice would be to turn your attentions toward a fresh target.
Wrong. First thing you need to do is text her letting her know the picture does not do it justice. I mean she's got a small LCD phone. Your dick is bigger than that screen. Once she texts back with acknowledgement that you are a real man, text her back demanding she takes you to the bone zone. Don't call her, otherwise she'll start telling you about her day.

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« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2010, 06:45:27 PM »
"Hi, I'm so and so and i just wanted to meet you"  (ever so casually)


that shit works crazy, not going to lie.   only the meanest stuck up chicks won't meet anyone new.   usually they are a little confused but intrigued because nobody ever says "i just wanted to meet you".  but the ball is in their court and if they say "oh well i am susie q so and so" then you are in the green and have not been rejected.   from there it's just be normal and confident but not arrogant and not be a giant weirdo.      basically all you have to do is not be  giant weirdo.   or a giant fat ass.  
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« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2010, 06:56:46 PM »
Commercial D I was loaded last night and texted this girl I just met a picture of my cock and now she's ignoring me. What do I do man?

OK I LOL'd. I think that move's a bit bold to use on a chick you haven't already f-closed. My advice would be to turn your attentions toward a fresh target.
Wrong. First thing you need to do is text her letting her know the picture does not do it justice. I mean she's got a small LCD phone. Your dick is bigger than that screen. Once she texts back with acknowledgement that you are a real man, text her back demanding she takes you to the bone zone. Don't call her, otherwise she'll start telling you about her day.

I like that advice a lot. I think she was also offended when she wrote "my dad was named Tim. I miss him". And I said "so does it turn you on that I have your dead dad's name?".
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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« Reply #28 on: September 25, 2010, 07:44:05 PM »
Commercial D I was loaded last night and texted this girl I just met a picture of my cock and now she's ignoring me. What do I do man?

OK I LOL'd. I think that move's a bit bold to use on a chick you haven't already f-closed. My advice would be to turn your attentions toward a fresh target.
Wrong. First thing you need to do is text her letting her know the picture does not do it justice. I mean she's got a small LCD phone. Your dick is bigger than that screen. Once she texts back with acknowledgement that you are a real man, text her back demanding she takes you to the bone zone. Don't call her, otherwise she'll start telling you about her day.

I like that advice a lot. I think she was also offended when she wrote "my dad was named Tim. I miss him". And I said "so does it turn you on that I have your dead dad's name?".

She doesn't deserve you.

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« Reply #29 on: September 25, 2010, 07:56:19 PM »
You know how to get a fat chick into bed?
Piece of cake.
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