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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2010, 08:21:09 PM »
Taser & a roll of duck tape

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #31 on: September 25, 2010, 08:24:43 PM »


yo gurl, got any gum?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #32 on: September 25, 2010, 08:29:01 PM »
"Hi, I'm so and so and i just wanted to meet you"  (ever so casually)


that shit works crazy, not going to lie.   only the meanest stuck up chicks won't meet anyone new.   usually they are a little confused but intrigued because nobody ever says "i just wanted to meet you".  but the ball is in their court and if they say "oh well i am susie q so and so" then you are in the green and have not been rejected.   from there it's just be normal and confident but not arrogant and not be a giant weirdo.      basically all you have to do is not be  giant weirdo.   or a giant fat ass.  

this. go up to a girl and just introduce yourself. don't be a creep, be casual. it throws them off at first, but they love that someone had the courage to simply introduce himself. all bar/club techniques are just tricks for pokin tricks. the introduction technique is the way of a fine gentleman. a true master of the romantic arts.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #33 on: September 25, 2010, 11:35:51 PM »
My question is: do you ever feel bad the next morning when you wake up next to the girl and realize that you've just ruthlessly manipulated her hindbrain into sleeping with some looser who she has absolutely nothing in common with?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2010, 12:10:35 AM »
First,

Dallas, you're fucking blowing it man. 30+ and can't talk to women? Kill yourself. Victor, that little hipster boi is clocking more pussy hours than you.

Second,


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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2010, 09:30:01 AM »
You know how to get a fat chick into bed?
Piece of cake.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2010, 10:11:36 AM »
Women aren't orcs and goblins with hit points and secret weaknesses.
fuck, so i spent all that money on potions and armor for nothing?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2010, 10:44:07 AM »
I'm not going to claim I haven't had my own rough spots when it comes to dating. I had a long term relationship that took some time to bounce back from. Confidence can leave you and it's hard to get back. You spend your time pressing for something, wanting it badly, which just sends it the other direction.

However, your techniques are a toolbox for tools. You don't have the strength of character or self awareness to stand on your own two, so you rely on this bullshit.  It's not necessary to turn dating into a role playing game. Women aren't orcs and goblins with hit points and secret weaknesses. They're human beings. If they're worthwhile, they want to be around somebody they're attracted to who is secure in themselves. That's all it takes. But you act like your 'game' makes you some kind of pussy warrior. Get fucked.
This is pretty much the spot on truth of it all. I don't see how one can find a mate while all they are doing is playing bullshit games
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2010, 11:34:02 AM »
"Hi, I'm so and so and i just wanted to meet you"  (ever so casually)


that shit works crazy, not going to lie.   only the meanest stuck up chicks won't meet anyone new.   usually they are a little confused but intrigued because nobody ever says "i just wanted to meet you".  but the ball is in their court and if they say "oh well i am susie q so and so" then you are in the green and have not been rejected.   from there it's just be normal and confident but not arrogant and not be a giant weirdo.      basically all you have to do is not be  giant weirdo.   or a giant fat ass.   

this. go up to a girl and just introduce yourself. don't be a creep, be casual. it throws them off at first, but they love that someone had the courage to simply introduce himself. all bar/club techniques are just tricks for pokin tricks. the introduction technique is the way of a fine gentleman. a true master of the romantic arts.

you don't even have to go up, you can always test the waters with eye contact and\or a subtle wave and see if they are picking up on your vibe at all without forcing a potentially awkward situation. still direct and confident but also considerate because leaves a huge back door for them. and after making eye contact it's way easier to go in and introduce yourself because you've pretty much been invited at that point. even easier is to wait till they talk to someone you know then got up and talk to the mutual acquaintance.

My question is: do you ever feel bad the next morning when you wake up next to the girl and realize that you've just ruthlessly manipulated her hindbrain into sleeping with some looser who she has absolutely nothing in common with?

next morning? why would you keep them over that long when your mom's coming over for breakfast?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2010, 11:56:04 AM »
Dress up in a suit, visit the girl at work and present her with a Fossil watch.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #40 on: September 26, 2010, 12:15:41 PM »
. And don't you ever "lol" twice in the same sentence again.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #41 on: September 26, 2010, 01:54:54 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH COMMERCIAL D YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!

Thank you for making this thread. I love how you disappear for long periods of time and then come back dropping hammers of epic proportions.

You sexy, sexy bastard.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #42 on: September 26, 2010, 02:04:07 PM »
How'd the wife react when she came home and all your gold was gone?
she cast a no sex spell that caused 10 frustration damage.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #43 on: September 26, 2010, 02:19:10 PM »
DOLPHINS

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SEDUCTION



RAW FRUITS

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #44 on: September 26, 2010, 02:33:21 PM »
omg i just had a seizure of amazingness

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2010, 02:40:04 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH COMMERCIAL D YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!

Thank you for making this thread. I love how you disappear for long periods of time and then come back dropping hammers of epic proportions.

You sexy, sexy bastard.

Someone has to keep things interesting here. I'd prefer reading a thread about speed seduction to one about NFL, but I'm just a loser like that.

That gif is outta control! Seems like a lot of work. I'm as flattered as I am impressed. If only I had graphics skills like that I wouldn't need cheesy PUA tactics.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2010, 02:45:48 PM »
shut up you dolphin shitting prick

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2010, 03:00:50 PM »
What is this?




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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2010, 03:15:56 PM »
180's over garbage cans and a dainty sprinting technique certainly didn't swoon the gurls in; therefore, dallas had to resort to the art of persuasion in order to eat pussy like he was pac-man and the ladies were blinky, pinky, inky and cylde
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2010, 04:08:02 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH COMMERCIAL D YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER!

Thank you for making this thread. I love how you disappear for long periods of time and then come back dropping hammers of epic proportions.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2010, 05:56:54 PM »
shut up you dolphin shitting prick
actually his prostate cums dolphins, its just ruptured, so when he gets off now, dolphins leak out of his ass instead of prostate juice.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2010, 07:25:56 PM »


yo gurl, got any gum?



yo gurl, i'ma run out and get a six pack.... oh wait... i got one right here

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2010, 08:03:35 PM »

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2010, 08:10:39 PM »
Is this guy a joke or is he for real?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2010, 09:15:18 PM »
You went all wrong by not first looking up this man's sagely words.



And there's a good chance that those broads at the club that you met right after finishing that Pick-Up Line Bible, just might have been slutty girls at the club. Although if all you did was make out for an hour... what the fuck did you read the book for then? How to prolong your First Base game? Whack, and a waste of time.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2010, 09:27:10 PM »
D, just wear a cut-off shirt and show your abs and girls will fly at your like you're a goddamn magnet













(how do they work?)
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2010, 09:38:16 PM »
D, just wear a cut-off shirt and show your abs and girls will fly at your like you're a goddamn magnet
(how do they work?)

Even better, I already got me one of these:




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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2010, 11:18:26 PM »
Is this guy a joke or is he for real?

Both.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2010, 12:14:35 AM »
DOLPHINS

ABS

SEDUCTION



RAW FRUITS

ABS

DALLAS
This is fucking amazing. I laughed so hard. I hope this thread continues at this rate.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2010, 08:49:16 AM »
wow, Dallas, you are a huge douche, but you make slap so awsome with these threads.
just ask a girl if she is aware of the benifits of raw foods, if she doesn't know, show em whats up, and you should be good, why even start a thread?