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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2010, 09:29:19 AM »
Needing a book to learn how to pick up chicks is stupid. Having 'making out' as your motivation is stupid. Making out is wasting time. A precursor to fucking. That's like saying your end goal is unwrapping a delicious sandwich. Fuck the delicious sandwich.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2010, 10:47:48 AM »
don't run out of shit to talk about and make them laugh.
no one needs a book to figure this out. 

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2010, 12:10:30 PM »
You suck. You are shit. Your head is so crammed with garbage that you have no idea. You posted twink porn of yourself on a public forum. And now you're in here endorsing dating techniques practiced by this idiot:



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2010, 02:06:13 PM »
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2010, 03:46:23 PM »
I love when I leave Slap for a few days due to a vacation or something and come back to threads like this.  So awesome.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2010, 05:00:54 PM »
Needing a book to learn how to pick up chicks is stupid. Having 'making out' as your motivation is stupid. Making out is wasting time. A precursor to fucking. That's like saying your end goal is unwrapping a delicious sandwich. Fuck the delicious sandwich.

I agree. I didn't get past making out in the car because right when I was about to seal the deal a newspaper delivery van pulled up across the street beaming through the windshield which was a total cock block.



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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2010, 07:33:15 PM »
so you were pretty much a deer caught in headlights, Ahhhh huck chuck huck a luck
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2010, 07:35:12 PM »
Seal the deal.  Commie D, I hope that someone was nearby you when you wrote that so you could do that whole fist pound into exploding hand thing.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2010, 09:47:23 PM »
Dress up in a suit, visit the girl at work and present her with a Fossil watch.

That didn't work at all. You have to coax other women into fighting her, then tell her she looks like Rob Kardashian.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #69 on: September 27, 2010, 09:59:43 PM »
Needing a book to learn how to pick up chicks is stupid. Having 'making out' as your motivation is stupid. Making out is wasting time. A precursor to fucking. That's like saying your end goal is unwrapping a delicious sandwich. Fuck the delicious sandwich.

I agree. I didn't get past making out in the car because right when I was about to seal the deal a newspaper delivery van pulled up across the street beaming through the windshield which was a total cock block.
Holy shit!  You mean light can fuck up your game?  What the fuck happened, she got a good look at your face?  Next thing you know you're going to tell us how you're macking all the hot blind girls in your area.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #70 on: September 27, 2010, 10:00:52 PM »
free pdfs!?!?

Total hunky abdominal make over!?!?!?

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2010, 11:15:11 PM »
Needing a book to learn how to pick up chicks is stupid. Having 'making out' as your motivation is stupid. Making out is wasting time. A precursor to fucking. That's like saying your end goal is unwrapping a delicious sandwich. Fuck the delicious sandwich.

I agree. I didn't get past making out in the car because right when I was about to seal the deal a newspaper delivery van pulled up across the street beaming through the windshield which was a total cock block.
what? I don't even get it. Were you planning on fucking in the car? I mean, couldn't that just be a cue to take it on inside? Have you gotten to that chapter?
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2010, 05:12:44 AM »
Needing a book to learn how to pick up chicks is stupid. Having 'making out' as your motivation is stupid. Making out is wasting time. A precursor to fucking. That's like saying your end goal is unwrapping a delicious sandwich. Fuck the delicious sandwich.

I agree. I didn't get past making out in the car because right when I was about to seal the deal a newspaper delivery van pulled up across the street beaming through the windshield which was a total cock block.
I would use this situation to my advantage. Light up the target. Let the newspaper delivery watch the magic unfold. They can choose to stay or leave, but it's fucking happening either way.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2010, 06:47:52 AM »
back seat fucking aint that good anyway
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #74 on: September 28, 2010, 09:33:17 AM »
wow, Dallas, you are a huge douche, but you make slap so awsome with these threads.
just ask a girl if she is aware of the benifits of raw foods, if she doesn't know, show em whats up, and you should be good, why even start a thread?

"you know the benefits or raw foods?"

"no, what are they?"

"only one way to find out," then you jam her mouth down on your raw dick




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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #75 on: September 28, 2010, 09:42:03 AM »
The trick to picking up girls is grilled cheese. If you stock your fridge with nothing else, make sure you've got some cheese and some bread. Then, when you're out at the club, bar or seasonal pumpkin festival and you come across some fine young women that you want to seduce, just approach them and talk casually while steering the conversation to the topic of grilled cheese. Invite them over for some grilled cheese sandwiches. I guarantee they will come home and have sex with you. Guarantee.

Holy shit. We have discovered the same kernel of truth! In all absolute seriousness, I have employed this tactic time and again with near-perfect effectiveness. You get yourself some whole wheat and a decent cheddar and you hold the key to a veritable fount of moist vagina.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #76 on: September 28, 2010, 11:07:35 AM »
pussy fountain'd be tite
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #77 on: December 11, 2010, 02:23:00 AM »
wow, Dallas, you are a huge douche, but you make slap so awsome with these threads.
just ask a girl if she is aware of the benifits of raw foods, if she doesn't know, show em whats up, and you should be good, why even start a thread?

"you know the benefits or raw foods?"

"no, what are they?"

"only one way to find out," then you jam her mouth down on your raw dick




works every time, thank me later
MAN this thread is killing me and my game       dallas what should i do if a girl is a 10 but she all into  conspiracies  and raw foods?           

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #78 on: December 11, 2010, 03:05:43 AM »
Fuck you DOOMERSANDSKULLS. You suck, stop posting shitty youtube videos that aren't funny in things that made you laugh today, stop bumping old threads.

Stop posting or close your account, you suck.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #79 on: December 11, 2010, 08:33:14 AM »
Pro tip: Don't look or act like a fucking bum or hippie. Unless you want to score a bum or a hippie.

A couple of friends read The Game, and guess what, in some magic way they turned all into some jersey shore like monsters who got so pissed if a girl didn't want to eat their dick within 5 minutes of them meeting... They all put that crap away after realizing what they were doing...

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #80 on: December 12, 2010, 01:48:49 AM »
Fuck you DOOMERSANDSKULLS. You suck, stop posting shitty youtube videos that aren't funny in things that made you laugh today, stop bumping old threads.

Stop posting or close your account, you suck.
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This thread perfectly illustrates why inked chicks are unboneable.

And this thread perfectly illustrates that you don't have many choices, and should just take whatever's handed to you.
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #81 on: December 12, 2010, 04:14:34 AM »
Commercial D seems like a pretty cool guy... He reads books, slays bitches, and doesn't afraid of anything.
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2010, 06:40:05 AM »

I rarely contribute to slap discussions, but I feel obliged to in this case.


1. That gif. is hilarious.
2. Commercial D., your a retard.




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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #83 on: March 05, 2013, 07:27:20 AM »
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #84 on: March 05, 2013, 07:52:33 AM »
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #85 on: March 05, 2013, 03:49:06 PM »
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #87 on: March 05, 2013, 07:15:28 PM »
i watch a lot of porn, so I'm pretty sure i know how to seduce a woman, heres what I've learned:

1) stalk any woman of your choice, and then tell her you have a pizza to deliver, don't accept her saying "but i didn't order a pizza" for an answer (because you and i both know she's probably into you at this point), and then have your dick in the pizza box. simple as that

2) this next one may be a little hard to pull off depending on where you are, but I'm almost positive girls like it the most. when you see some fine lady eye fuck her until she looks back at you. once this happens she will think one of two things, a, you want to bone her, or b, your fucking retarded. heres where the trick comes in to play, you should point to the bulge in your crotch indicating you have a boner, or even go full J-Lay and whip that shower serpent right out there in the open. i know this sounds risky but the last thing you want a hot babe to think your retarded. after that just make a left and your at at pound town.

i don't know why you read a book about picking up chicks, my guess is you've been the one staring at chicks and making them think your retarded... well at least you got your head on straight and posted a thread about it in slap because I'm confident i just dropped some knowledge on your ass

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #88 on: March 06, 2013, 12:50:13 AM »
i watch a lot of porn, so I'm pretty sure i know how to seduce a woman, heres what I've learned:

1) stalk any woman of your choice, and then tell her you have a pizza to deliver, don't accept her saying "but i didn't order a pizza" for an answer (because you and i both know she's probably into you at this point), and then have your dick in the pizza box. simple as that

2) this next one may be a little hard to pull off depending on where you are, but I'm almost positive girls like it the most. when you see some fine lady eye fuck her until she looks back at you. once this happens she will think one of two things, a, you want to bone her, or b, your fucking retarded. heres where the trick comes in to play, you should point to the bulge in your crotch indicating you have a boner, or even go full J-Lay and whip that shower serpent right out there in the open. i know this sounds risky but the last thing you want a hot babe to think your retarded. after that just make a left and your at at pound town.

i don't know why you read a book about picking up chicks, my guess is you've been the one staring at chicks and making them think your retarded... well at least you got your head on straight and posted a thread about it in slap because I'm confident i just dropped some knowledge on your ass

You didn't misspell any of your words this time, is it because you were writing about porn? You usually shorten your words, this thread is intriguing.

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Re: Pick-Up Artistry
« Reply #89 on: March 06, 2013, 11:39:18 AM »
booooom, 36 still got tricks. what !
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