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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2010, 11:33:00 AM »
i prefer no bush, but to each his own. dudes crazy

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2010, 11:36:34 AM »
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I'm currently drunk as hell, and this made me seriously laugh my asses off!!
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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2010, 11:41:24 AM »
Here's the update:

That night my friend was taken to jail and left in a holding cell over night, being treated like shit all for "criminal mischief".  Long story short, they went to court, charges were dropped against that asshole and they erased my friends record of the "criminal mischief".  Once again, skateboarders get raped by the long cock of the law.

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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2010, 11:46:11 AM »
That dude obviously overreacted and was visibly smashed out of his mind, either that or he's naturally a raving lunatic.
I can see how a business owner would be upset about someone fucking with his property like that but all he had to do is call the cops and let them come handle it.

Like seriously if he saw the kid in the act of uprooting the bush and all that he should have just had the cops come and if the kids bounced or tried to leave before the cops came then roll up on them and have words but Jesus that was fucking lame of him, also putting hands on someone is uncalled for, that's how you get fucking lumped.

Oh well the dude is lucky these kids were not confrontational types and not the kind of guys that would fucking truck somebody for putting hands on one of their homies.

They could have jumped this dude and claimed self-defense and that they were scared for their safety because the guy was raving drunk and put his hands on the kid first, which is true anyway and on video.
Hopefully this is one of those cases where it pays to keep cool and let the judge handle it.

Edit: So both sides got charges dropped against them then?
I guess a tie is better than losing and going to jail and paying a fine, but fuck that dude, from now on you guys should occasionally make his life and his bush as miserable as you can, in a subtle manner of course.
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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2010, 11:51:40 AM »
When someone is in your face like that and pushes you into a corner you should definitely hit the fucker. There are two dudes and they both have skateboards which also make great self defense weapons.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2010, 11:58:31 AM »
i live in a small town and if this happened here i would of chilled but when i go to the city and skate and people become assholes im usually ready to fight.
if that guy ran up to me and pushed me id drop my shit and start swinging.

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2010, 11:58:47 AM »
It would be great to see him catch Antwuan's fade.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2010, 12:01:42 PM »
"what happened?"

such a good reaction! dudes screaming like a meteor just hit his mom or something!

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2010, 12:03:06 PM »
Here's the update:

That night my friend was taken to jail and left in a holding cell over night, being treated like shit all for "criminal mischief".  Long story short, they went to court, charges were dropped against that asshole and they erased my friends record of the "criminal mischief".  Once again, skateboarders get raped by the long cock of the law.

...it's shit like this that has so many people saying he should've done some swinging. I can appreciate your friend being chill on the whole thing, diffferent strokes, but if anyone ran up crazed like that I can't help but thing I'd either punch or kick or something.

Being nice to the prick got your friend an evening in the cell. Knocking his ass out may have prevented that. Then again, that dude was so wired up he might not have felt anything.

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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2010, 12:08:27 PM »
it sucks. but unless you really have too. you should never fight back. the cops are always gonna fall on the side of the "normal" guy.
fighting is just gonna get more charges on your ass.. and they are gonna be harder to get out of.
dudes could always try a civil suit.

the advice coming to fight back sounds like its coming from someone who hasn't really ended downtown. or in front of a judge. or they have and don't mind. and the long your record gets. the more likely your going to go down to the station is going to be.

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« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2010, 12:09:25 PM »

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2010, 12:11:33 PM »
I may be in a different position than that guy, but I have a way of dealing with people like this.
Step 1: They come at me all screaming and raving, I completely ignore them.
Step 2: They get even more angry, I start laughing and telling them how the angrier they get, the more I control the situtation.
Step 3: Dude tries to grab me, I stop laughing, look him straight in the eyes and say something along the lines of "Are you really trying to attack an anonymous athletic grown man? Reconsider it. Now walk your ass back to wherever you came from"
Almost without fail, that works. Never giving them any respect, and making them feel like they made a mistake with any attempt at aggression. That kid showed fear, and it empowered the dude, making him feel more macho. The more the kid said he didn't want to run or do anything, the more the asshole screamed at him.
So usually, that works.
If he didn't stop, it would be a brawl of some sort, I would never let a stranger hold me for any reason ever. Of course, its never gotten  to that. Usually after steps 1 through 3 they say something like "Well, its... I'm mad... and you gotta go or I'll call the cops... " Then I respond positively "There you go, that's the appropriate way to do it, don't act so aggressive or you could get hurt my somebody who isn't as nice as me" then leave.

And all those people talking about what the cops will do if you fight back... What fucking cops? You don't get caught unless you sit around and wait for them. Knock the dude out and leave and its all good. Otherwise the cops just find a bloody dude and give him a similar lecture about the stupidity of coming at a criminal like a tough guy.
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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2010, 12:26:05 PM »
I may be in a different position than that guy, but I have a way of dealing with people like this.
Step 1: They come at me all screaming and raving, I completely ignore them.
Step 2: They get even more angry, I start laughing and telling them how the angrier they get, the more I control the situtation.
Step 3: Dude tries to grab me, I stop laughing, look him straight in the eyes and say something along the lines of "Are you really trying to attack an anonymous athletic grown man? Reconsider it. Now walk your ass back to wherever you came from"
Almost without fail, that works. Never giving them any respect, and making them feel like they made a mistake with any attempt at aggression. That kid showed fear, and it empowered the dude, making him feel more macho. The more the kid said he didn't want to run or do anything, the more the asshole screamed at him.
So usually, that works.
If he didn't stop, it would be a brawl of some sort, I would never let a stranger hold me for any reason ever. Of course, its never gotten  to that. Usually after steps 1 through 3 they say something like "Well, its... I'm mad... and you gotta go or I'll call the cops... " Then I respond positively "There you go, that's the appropriate way to do it, don't act so aggressive or you could get hurt my somebody who isn't as nice as me" then leave.

And all those people talking about what the cops will do if you fight back... What fucking cops? You don't get caught unless you sit around and wait for them. Knock the dude out and leave and its all good. Otherwise the cops just find a bloody dude and give him a similar lecture about the stupidity of coming at a criminal like a tough guy.

i'm pretty sure the wife would have written down, or remembered the license plate number of the kids who just knocked her husband out. just sayin'

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2010, 12:28:34 PM »
the advice coming to fight back sounds like its coming from someone who hasn't really ended downtown. or in front of a judge. or they have and don't mind. and the long your record gets. the more likely your going to go down to the station is going to be.

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I've been in plenty of tussles because of skating... just don't draw shit out. If you feel threatened, fucking pop 'em and get out.

The license plate deal may change things in that instance, but when the car isn't around and some freak is getting in your face to that extent, there's not a damned thing wrong with trying to open his nose up.

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« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2010, 12:33:01 PM »
I do not believe in the hitting but that moment right there would be a perfect time to test ones fade out.

My hands would be electric shavers, and I a sort of edward scissor hands for the new world. so many fades you'd swear it was the 90's
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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2010, 12:40:02 PM »
I don't know how big you guys all are, but that kid would be in for a world of trouble if he tried something.  I guarantee most of you guys are too small to fight a guy like that or wouldnt have the balls to actually smash someones head in with a skateboard.

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2010, 12:43:24 PM »
When someone is in your face like that and pushes you into a corner you should definitely hit the fucker. There are two dudes and they both have skateboards which also make great self defense weapons.
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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2010, 12:44:13 PM »
yeah, ever situation is different. unless your there, it's plays out how it plays out.

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2010, 01:16:10 PM »
I don't know how big you guys all are, but that kid would be in for a world of trouble if he tried something.  I guarantee most of you guys are too small to fight a guy like that or wouldnt have the balls to actually smash someones head in with a skateboard.

Punching the biggest dude on Earth in the nose as hard as you can and possibly will have the effect of letting you get the fuck out of a potentially dangerous situation, unless you've never hit anyone in your life or you miss and break your hand on his cheek.

Having said that, most of the shit I got into was done when I was a really, really skinny little dude. Skinny enough to look like a mark by frat daddies and meth'd out yuppie Croc-wearing bush-cultivators for sure. I'm sure a lot of other 30-somethings in here can relate to that to one degree or another... back when people would pick fights with you because you skated (at least here for a number of my formative years).

yeah, ever situation is different. unless your there, it's plays out how it plays out.
Very true.

I'm not saying don't make an attempt to be reasonable... that's how to sort out 99% of situations, but if you run the risk of being harmed (and I would have had that impression w/homie trying to square off like that), fucking do whatever you have to do, fight or flight (or both, in that order, haha).

It's just that that dude was fucking beyond sketch... glad nobody got worked over by the legal system, but it's bullshit that the skater went to jail for anything. Fuck that.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2010, 01:21:56 PM by grimcity »

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2010, 01:17:18 PM »
"fucking with his stuff"





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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #50 on: November 09, 2010, 01:24:39 PM »
^
Come to think of it, I have a shitload of bushes at my house. Hook up an address and I'll put the business man on flow.

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #51 on: November 09, 2010, 01:29:58 PM »
I'm 22, 6'3

Im not saying this to be bad because I do not tolerate bullshit of any sort, and this guy in the video makes my blood pressure spike. Granted it was wrong for the man to tear out a bush but also the angry man flew right off the handle, using this kid as an outlet for how bad his life turned out, seeing dude having fun and living his dream, looses it. all that guy has to look forward to are his kids sports games and his wifes blown out ass. and whoever said he showed fear was right. he did not even want to look the man in the eyes.

Someone hunt this guy down and shit on his car.
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« Reply #52 on: November 09, 2010, 01:42:33 PM »
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everyone in NJ needs to work at shutting this dude down.

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« Reply #53 on: November 09, 2010, 02:11:02 PM »
You softies are giving NJ a bad name!

And yea, Grim is right. Fight then flight! Unless of course you shatter the dudes nose, then you can stand there for a sec and run his pockets...


As a 30 year old skateboarder, I remember the times Grim speaks about. When every single person that you passed talked shit and tried to start a fight. And as Grim also stated (so wise he is!) if you man up and dont show fear, 99.9% of the time NOTHING will happen, except for you walking away, laughing in this dudes face.

I mean fuck, we huck ourselves down gaps, rails, etc, wrecking our bodies. The pain of a punch in nothing by comparison.

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #54 on: November 09, 2010, 02:33:39 PM »
He's a shoe salesman?

I remember when I was about 18 this dude tried to get in my face and yell for skating a planter in front of his store and seemed shocked when I didn't back down and told him I'd kick his fucking ass. Bully types are only able to operate when you show fear and vulnerability. I was 6'1 and 135 pounds ,so you don't have to be the biggest guy in the world to intimidate someone and let them know you won't tolerate shit like that.
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« Reply #55 on: November 09, 2010, 02:39:16 PM »
buncha sissy ass skaters nowadays.

dude would have got 2 pieces and a biscuit thinkin he brolic
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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #56 on: November 09, 2010, 02:43:19 PM »
i woulda booked it

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #57 on: November 09, 2010, 02:52:55 PM »
I also love bush.

Uhh dude was crazy. Not much else to say.

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« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2010, 02:57:53 PM »
I don't know about you guys but you can't just assume that because you have the balls to stand up to someone it doesn't mean that you still can't get your ass beat.

I'm a fairly bigger dude, 6'3" and 200 pounds and I don't get fucked with a whole lot but for the most part size in general really doesn't mean shit a lot of the time.
There are tons of people out there, regardless of size, that take boxing, tae kwon do, train MMA type shit, who the fuck knows what else and they are just looking for an opportunity to use that shit on somebody, trust me.
Then again, there are always those guys that are huge and have the general appearance of someone who is a gnarly badass but then they turn out to be pussies when shit goes down.

I mean if you're confident enough and you think you can do it, by all means handle that shit, but don't be surprised if the person you think doesn't look like a threat at all turns out to be a fucking black belt in jiujitsu and the kind of guy that enjoys using it on people.

Also, I don't know how it is where you live but out here in Hawaii everyone and their grandma trains MMA and there are a bunch of dudes that would relish the chance to bust that shit out on someone with balls enough to man up in a situation such as this one.

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Re: Dude loves his bush.
« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2010, 03:03:14 PM »
dude is a 30 year old yuppie in a yellow polo who isnt even that buff.

just some guy who thinks he can punk some skinny skater kid. he'd get dropped real quick in the hood.