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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2010, 12:28:39 PM »
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If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have jurassic park - directed by steven spieldberg.
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don't insult Jurassic Park. If anything, "Slam" would be right at home in The Lost World.
JP3 focused most on the T-rex's arms, when he fights the superior super dinosaur thing that I think they invented for the movie. JP3 is the best. A friend of mine wrote a sequel to it Called "Jurrasic Park 3: 2"
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2010, 12:33:35 PM »
I have no interest in watching people slam.  But then again, I am not 12, nor am I a fucking frat jock.  Good luck all the same.
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2010, 12:37:12 PM »
I'm embarrassed for Chris Lambert, he was really sick, sure he had weird style sometimes but he was still gnarly. It's a shame to see him doing a stupid ass show like this. But he's been doing it for a couple years already, now he just has a main show, I've known for awhile. I just feel like he can't be making that much money doing this right? I mean not enough to make it worth it.
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2010, 02:02:29 PM »
Again, I don't really see what all the high roading is about, it's like ya'll are so down river. Dudes just making a living having fun with his friends. Not sure what everyone here does for a living that is so noble but then again we can't be steve berra.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2010, 02:55:59 PM »
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2010, 07:54:07 PM »
Didn't MTV already do this?

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2010, 08:37:11 PM »
I have no interest in watching people slam.  But then again, I am not 12, nor am I a fucking frat jock.  Good luck all the same.

Yeah whats up with kids liking that?
I'm pretty sure I've seen an actual music video that was all slams.
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2010, 08:45:39 PM »
Only old Toy Machine and Zero videos can pull off slam sections.  The one in Misled Youth with You Can't Always Get What You Want is classic. 

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2010, 11:21:18 PM »
I have no interest in watching people slam.  But then again, I am not 12, nor am I a fucking frat jock.  Good luck all the same.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2010, 09:59:03 PM »
http://www.fuel.tv/slam/

"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION"

Goddamnit fuck you you American nazi cunts! A video where Chris Lambert has a mohawk and is being an extreme host?! I live for this shit! Can someone upload this to YouTube, pleaaaaaase? I don't care if you have to film it off the screen with a digi-cam.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2010, 10:10:24 PM »
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"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION"

Goddamnit fuck you you American nazi cunts! A video where Chris Lambert has a mohawk and is being an extreme host?! I live for this shit! Can someone upload this to YouTube, pleaaaaaase? I don't care if you have to film it off the screen with a digi-cam.

your not missing anything, i posted it cause i thought it was ridiculous.
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2010, 10:57:03 PM »
i always thought machnau made lambert obselete.....

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2010, 07:33:45 AM »
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2010, 07:35:31 AM »
i always thought machnau made lambert obselete.....
Big rails and big gaps are two different things.


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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2010, 07:49:47 AM »
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"THE VIDEO YOU ARE TRYING TO WATCH CANNOT BE VIEWED FROM YOUR CURRENT COUNTRY OR LOCATION"

Goddamnit fuck you you American nazi cunts! A video where Chris Lambert has a mohawk and is being an extreme host?! I live for this shit! Can someone upload this to YouTube, pleaaaaaase? I don't care if you have to film it off the screen with a digi-cam.

Paste the link here man:
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2010, 08:20:53 AM »
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i always thought machnau made lambert obselete.....
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Big rails and big gaps are two different things.

rails were the new big gap...

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2010, 03:48:30 PM »
fuck fuel for getting rid of captain and casey.

also fuck rupert murdoch for getting rid of a rational america.
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