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chris "slam" lambert
« on: November 23, 2010, 09:45:03 PM »
wondered what happened to dude after expedition, i saw some commercial for a new show on fuel, where his alter ego "slam" is the host......wow.

http://www.fuel.tv/slam/
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This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2010, 09:50:36 PM »
couldnt have just gone "slambert" huh?
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2010, 09:53:06 PM »
hahaha

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2010, 09:57:41 PM »
shit looks so corny, lambert was the shit back in the day though.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2010, 10:02:42 PM »
The show should just be called "arm"

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2010, 10:06:33 PM »
shit looks so corny, lambert was shit back in the day though.
Dude went hard but his skating was a little tough on the eyes.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2010, 10:08:13 PM »
fucking t-rex steez

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2010, 10:12:11 PM »
The show should just be called "arm"
armed and dangerous with chris lambert

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2010, 10:21:41 PM »
Real hard with the sharpie knuckle tats.
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2010, 10:24:42 PM »
Real hard with the sharpie knuckle tats.

real awesome with sharpie tits and ass thought  ;D

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2010, 10:25:22 PM »
This dude used to be sponsored? I had no clue. I've seen him on that lame show American Misfits. I fucking hate that show. I like that little supa cameo in there. Anyone know whose fs flip that was over that double?

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 10:29:10 PM »
yea, he used to be on expedition and etnies.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2010, 12:10:23 AM »
This dude used to be sponsored? I had no clue. I've seen him on that lame show American Misfits. I fucking hate that show. I like that little supa cameo in there. Anyone know whose fs flip that was over that double?

I think it was Emanuel Guzman
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2010, 01:55:56 AM »
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shit looks so corny, lambert was shit back in the day though.
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Dude went hard but his skating was a little tough on the eyes.

you sir, are being way too nice here. chris lambert is like half t-rex.
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2010, 05:15:29 AM »
Dude was always posed for a crane kick.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2010, 06:55:04 AM »

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2010, 11:47:27 AM »
When I hear his name I think of back 180ing something huge with angry reggae music

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2010, 11:52:24 AM »

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2010, 11:58:45 AM »
If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have a full part.

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« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2010, 12:03:24 PM »
If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have jurassic park - directed by steven spieldberg.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #20 on: November 24, 2010, 12:04:05 PM »
Didn't MTV already do this?

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #22 on: November 24, 2010, 12:46:11 PM »
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If Chris Lambert's flex-fit wearin' ass were to put together all of his footage that was used in TWS montages, he would have jurassic park - directed by steven spieldberg.
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don't insult Jurassic Park. If anything, "Slam" would be right at home in The Lost World.



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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #23 on: November 24, 2010, 01:23:58 PM »
LOL
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

Judging him from the show, i would've never guessed he was good at skating. His style is a little gross but he throws down some hammers

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #24 on: November 24, 2010, 01:54:02 PM »
He came through here about a year ago with Laban and I had no idea until the end of the night that he was Lambert.  He had a mohawk, tattoos, tight pants, and was really dirty.  His image 180 was similar to his skating 180...

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2010, 06:29:57 PM »
He rode for Prime back in the day which was out of the World Camp in the mid to late 90's. That was an all star team for it's time so respect for pulling that one off.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2010, 06:49:04 PM »
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shit looks so corny, lambert was shit back in the day though.
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Dude went hard but his skating was a little tough on the eyes.

I would go far to say his skating was very tough on the eyes.  Sorry Chris.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2010, 10:37:02 PM »
gotta funky arm problem when he skated

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2010, 12:18:41 AM »
chris is an awesome dude, hope this show makes him some decent money.

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Re: chris "slam" lambert
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2010, 12:00:59 PM »
chris is an awesome dude, hope this show makes him some decent money.

Let's not forget he's playing a character on television aimed at 12yr olds. I forgot that fact the first time I met the 2 headed horse crew, and it was a refreshing wake up call that kinda made me feel stupid, when I realized they were all legit dudes playing characters for a tv show.

also, I don't want forum battle but damn! What's with over analysing someone's style from 10 yrs. ago?  You sound like gymnastic judges obsessed with the form of young boys, or even gayer- a street league judge. Seriously dude killed it and all anyone wants to talk about his how his style doesn't give them the chubby?