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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #90 on: December 02, 2010, 09:58:58 AM »
No he's a dickrider, Look how much more emphasis he put on the fact daryl let him use his board. Rueben's lame, but he's 16 so he somewhat gets a pass for being a dickrider, but not really. And i just noticed that the main thing he made a big deal about was forrest saying the board was alright. Like a pro's board is supposed to be super magical or some gay shit. Kid's a faggot.
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Re: One In A Million 2010 EPISODE 1!!!
« Reply #91 on: December 02, 2010, 10:05:03 AM »
It is time to part ways with the Jew fro, Mark.
Trust.
It worked wonders for me.

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Yeah, I made that up but whatever!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #92 on: December 02, 2010, 10:58:27 AM »
Forrest reminds me of a fully grown Latarian Milton.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #93 on: December 02, 2010, 11:07:44 AM »
No he's a dickrider, Look how much more emphasis he put on the fact daryl let him use his board. Rueben's lame, but he's 16 so he somewhat gets a pass for being a dickrider, but not really. And i just noticed that the main thing he made a big deal about was forrest saying the board was alright. Like a pro's board is supposed to be super magical or some gay shit. Kid's a faggot.

Darryl was being sarcastic because Forrest broke the board he lent him without saying sorry or thank you. Not exactly a humble guy.

On another note, I looooovee how this was edited. Finally, a skateboard reality show I can talk to my girlfriends about at lunch.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #94 on: December 02, 2010, 11:10:05 AM »
DRAMA!
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #95 on: December 02, 2010, 11:25:16 AM »
Hahahaha Forrest is on fire!
Yeah, people definitely at least need to say thanks or sorry for breaking other dude's boards but fuck it, he's definitely getting the most out of his camera time.
"What's his name?"...Hahahaha I fucking lost it right there.

Glad they're going with the reality show style editing here, and I fucking HATE reality shows but this shit is just too entertaining.
Forrest knows what he's doing, can't wait to see more dick moves from him. PAUSE.
Maybe some shenanigans where he separates dudes from their per diem cash or some other villain type shit.

Also that Gonzo kid killed that gap.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #96 on: December 02, 2010, 11:32:17 AM »
Daryl was bummed forrest broke his board, but, Forrest is a ripper though. Pretty sure that this whole OIAM episodes will show how much of a dick he is. I don't mind it though.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #97 on: December 02, 2010, 11:35:53 AM »
Forrest reminds me of a fully grown Latarian Milton.
i was coming in here to post the exact same thing
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #98 on: December 02, 2010, 11:42:57 AM »
on another note: that kickflip in the preview to the next episode was amazing.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #99 on: December 02, 2010, 11:58:01 AM »
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i was coming in here to post the exact same thing

hahahaa thats what i thought after the first episode

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #100 on: December 02, 2010, 12:32:24 PM »
No he's a dickrider, Look how much more emphasis he put on the fact daryl let him use his board. Rueben's lame, but he's 16 so he somewhat gets a pass for being a dickrider, but not really. And i just noticed that the main thing he made a big deal about was forrest saying the board was alright. Like a pro's board is supposed to be super magical or some gay shit. Kid's a faggot.

dude you are a straight mark. i don't think he was implying that his board would be amazing, he was making it known the fact that forrest didn't even say "thanks" or show any respect. your "dickriding" assumptions are being mistaken with reuben having a fucking conscience and manners.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #101 on: December 02, 2010, 12:38:43 PM »
Forest is definitely a special person. He likes to burn his bridges before he crosses them.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #102 on: December 02, 2010, 12:43:51 PM »
shoulda just been nice and grateful that two people loaned him their boards and that he broke their shit. that kids not dickriding anyone. and to complain about whiteley's board too... hahahahaha

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #103 on: December 02, 2010, 12:44:50 PM »
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Forrest reminds me of a fully grown Latarian Milton.
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i was coming in here to post the exact same thing
to me he's the black kenny powers of skating, and it's fuckin awesome

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #104 on: December 02, 2010, 12:47:34 PM »
I have a strong feeling forest is COTG....

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #105 on: December 02, 2010, 12:48:30 PM »
You guys don't understand. I totally agree that he should have said thank you. But he put way more emphasis on the fact that he just said daryl's board was alright, than the fact that he didn't say thank you to mark. Kid's a faggot.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #106 on: December 02, 2010, 01:02:56 PM »
You guys don't understand. I totally agree that he should have said thank you. But he put way more emphasis on the fact that he just said daryl's board was alright, than the fact that he didn't say thank you to mark. Kid's a faggot.
Pretty much. If he said it was alright and then said thanks, no one would give a shit.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #107 on: December 02, 2010, 01:05:02 PM »
I ate a fucking apple, reynolds eats fruit

forrest is already winning in my book

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #108 on: December 02, 2010, 01:09:24 PM »
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Forrest reminds me of a fully grown Latarian Milton.
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i was coming in here to post the exact same thing
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to me he's the black kenny powers of skating, and it's fuckin awesome


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I lol'd like 10 times because of him. He's clearly a self centered idiot or skateboarding's first troll, but either way it's funny.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #109 on: December 02, 2010, 01:14:29 PM »
Hahaha this was pure entertainment, keep it up.

Coughing after taking a drag was sick.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #110 on: December 02, 2010, 01:23:18 PM »
props to Mark Whiteley and Slap. this is fucking entertaining.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #111 on: December 02, 2010, 01:24:46 PM »
Forrest is the only reason I'll keep watching these episodes. And yes he is the black Kenny Powers.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #112 on: December 02, 2010, 01:25:50 PM »
forrest is already winning in my book

I love him.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #113 on: December 02, 2010, 01:29:07 PM »
forrest is hella insecure. i think that being black and a skateboarder would make most that way, especially in this setting.
its just a defensive shell he puts on, and its perfectly understandable. he's just a kid. im definitely rooting for him.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #114 on: December 02, 2010, 01:43:14 PM »
these episodes are too short and forrest is a dickface.

ruben ftw

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #115 on: December 02, 2010, 01:44:31 PM »
forrest is hella insecure. i think that being black and a skateboarder would make most that way (ie cotg), especially in this setting.
its just a defensive shell he puts on, and its perfectly understandable. he's just a kid. im definitely rooting for him.
HAHAHAHAHA what in the hell.I'm insecure? You definitely don't know what you're talking about.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #116 on: December 02, 2010, 01:55:07 PM »
haha you definitely don't know what you're talking about.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #117 on: December 02, 2010, 02:20:44 PM »
alright, i thought there was a little chance he was joking from the first episode, since he doesnt even sound confident saying the bullshit he does. but i guess it's how he really is. doucheeee

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #118 on: December 02, 2010, 02:22:22 PM »
"My performance wasn't too well"


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 2)
« Reply #119 on: December 02, 2010, 02:29:13 PM »
Forrest makes this shit interesting. Most of the other dudes are boring like oatmeal. John will win it though.