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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #330 on: December 10, 2010, 09:15:16 AM »
That kid john with the hill bombs - insane.  Matt got another standout trick too.  This is really warming up!
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #331 on: December 10, 2010, 09:25:17 AM »
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #332 on: December 10, 2010, 09:33:45 AM »
fuuuuccck did john die?

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #333 on: December 10, 2010, 09:37:01 AM »
this episode made me officially hate forrest. he didn't even try to skate? fuck him.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #334 on: December 10, 2010, 09:42:29 AM »
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #335 on: December 10, 2010, 09:44:10 AM »
this episode made me officially hate forrest. he didn't even try to skate? fuck him.

yeah thats whay i thought, youre never gonna get ahead with that attitude.

just imagine if he went to skate a demo and was like "aah theres too much tranny in this park, fuck dat yo"

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #336 on: December 10, 2010, 09:45:50 AM »
fuuuuccck did john die?

Yes. He died and all they had to say about it was "he was goin really fast"

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #337 on: December 10, 2010, 09:47:37 AM »
shit got real when whiteley just stood motionless watching john go straight for that curb at 30+ miles an hour.
there's no way that could have ended well.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #338 on: December 10, 2010, 09:53:26 AM »
John and Matty boi all day.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #339 on: December 10, 2010, 09:53:52 AM »
fuuuuccck did john die?

Fuck, no doubt... he was charging down that shit.

Too bad Forrest didn't at least make an attempt, especially considering this from #4:

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Mark: At the Golden Gate fountain gap, the first one where you broke the boards and all that stuff, if you weren't into skating the spot how come you kept skating for so long?

Forrest: The competition! I can't just let them get ahead and me not keep up.
Granted, that was some pretty harsh tranny but he could at least have tried to go with an edger or something.

Also, Omar was on point when he compared Matty with Andrew Allen- I thought he reminded me of someone and that's who it was.

Good cliffhanger too, Mark... I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ARRRRGH

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #340 on: December 10, 2010, 09:54:34 AM »
That hill bomb is AMAZING!!!!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #341 on: December 10, 2010, 10:52:45 AM »
Holy shit!! What happened to john?  He was going sickeningly fast at the end!  Can't wait till the next one.  This set is so better than the last one!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #342 on: December 10, 2010, 10:53:22 AM »
Holy fuck that guy went fast down that hill!!!

Omar Hassan seems like fucking good guy.

I've seen guys coming up just like Forrest and in the same kind of situation. Skating to those kind of guys is something else than to the rest of the bunch. There's lack of fun right there and skating is filling up some weird void in the their souls.

I may get on Satori after that last sentence.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #343 on: December 10, 2010, 10:55:22 AM »
that was a nice way to end that episode. that fucker was haulin!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #344 on: December 10, 2010, 10:55:37 AM »
rlang has the best avatar EVER!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #345 on: December 10, 2010, 11:00:15 AM »
this episode made me officially hate forrest. he didn't even try to skate? fuck him.

yeah thats whay i thought, youre never gonna get ahead with that attitude.

just imagine if he went to skate a demo and was like "aah theres too much tranny in this park, fuck dat yo"
I don't think i've ever seen mike mo skate a demo. And if you're not used to something what's the point of skating it. no one said anything when those other dudes didn't get tricks on those stairs. and i'd be willing to bet money no one got a good ledge line at 3rd and army and no one is going to say anything about that.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #346 on: December 10, 2010, 11:06:56 AM »
Mattys switch pivot fakie was golden

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #347 on: December 10, 2010, 11:08:46 AM »
Mango actually had more than one trick in this one, hyped.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #348 on: December 10, 2010, 11:21:02 AM »
And if you're not used to something what's the point of skating it.

are you really that stupid? really?!

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #349 on: December 10, 2010, 11:24:29 AM »
I'm honestly not even going to go in on  you (huge no homo) because it's too easy.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #350 on: December 10, 2010, 11:30:12 AM »
this episode made me officially hate forrest. he didn't even try to skate? fuck him.

yeah thats whay i thought, youre never gonna get ahead with that attitude.

just imagine if he went to skate a demo and was like "aah theres too much tranny in this park, fuck dat yo"
I don't think i've ever seen mike mo skate a demo. And if you're not used to something what's the point of skating it. no one said anything when those other dudes didn't get tricks on those stairs. and i'd be willing to bet money no one got a good ledge line at 3rd and army and no one is going to say anything about that.

About the other dudes not getting things on the stairs... they at least skated shit rather than sit it out.
As for the point of skating tranny, it's a competition, just like Forrest said. He didn't have to bust out, but he should've at least given it a go.

Oh hai


...edited to add that I like Forrest's smarmy attitude because it's pure entertainment... but still, sitting it out is weak.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #351 on: December 10, 2010, 11:31:07 AM »
matty's nosegrind was sick.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #352 on: December 10, 2010, 11:32:48 AM »
I said a demo.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #353 on: December 10, 2010, 11:55:03 AM »
I'm honestly not even going to go in on  you (huge no homo) because it's too easy.

you're an idiot

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #354 on: December 10, 2010, 11:57:12 AM »
I said a demo.

...think he'd choke trying to skate a ramp at a skatepark during a demo?

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #355 on: December 10, 2010, 11:58:52 AM »
that hill bomb, fucking hell. Give that man the 10 000 dollars

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #356 on: December 10, 2010, 12:51:32 PM »
I hope they all get taken to backside 9 with the Fucktards and told they go nowhere else without making it to the bottom without dragging their feet.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #357 on: December 10, 2010, 12:53:00 PM »
Holy shit what a cliff-hanger. That hill is fucking terrifying, not to mention super sketchy crack and pothole filled concrete. No way that ended well. That's without a doubt the gnarliest hill bomb I've ever seen.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #358 on: December 10, 2010, 12:59:45 PM »
spoiler




John gets broke the fuck off and smashes his head. Staples needed

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 5)
« Reply #359 on: December 10, 2010, 01:11:41 PM »
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

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