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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #540 on: December 13, 2010, 08:59:42 PM »
Can someone make me a "Team Bagel" banner, for the bagel that Mango was holding?  I would be forever grateful.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #541 on: December 13, 2010, 09:02:42 PM »
hahahaha What's funny is you guys probably think i go around talking shit to people all day. That's not even how i act on here. If someone says some dumb shit or talks shit to me That's when i say shit. If i was the type to just go around talking shit on people i literally would be in every single thread talking shit. I just call out the outlandishly stupid shit, and get on people's heads(no homo) when they say shit about me.
That's what I do.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #542 on: December 13, 2010, 09:05:36 PM »
No, you go out of your way and change up depending on what's happening. And you act like you actually skateboard, when you don't. Most people on slap are exactly like you are. dudes that come on the internet to feel cool or special. And you say shit that you wouldn't say in real life. that's extra lame.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #543 on: December 13, 2010, 09:20:08 PM »
those fotos of matty and forest are quite nice.  that hill bomb was gnars but literally anyone can eat shit going down a big hill (snooki, george bush, carl sagan, waka flocka, anyone) it would have been legendary had he remained upright.  but it's good to see he's ok.  mango might use too much hair product, which might suggest vanity (while we're judging everyone's character).  i know he's the "likable geek" but...

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #544 on: December 13, 2010, 09:33:41 PM »
Not like I know the dude, but I do know scummy bathing habits, and you get that same effect from not showering.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #545 on: December 13, 2010, 09:52:11 PM »
true true, especially if you've been skateboarding all day.  i guess it's been awhile since i've rocked lengths that luxurious.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #546 on: December 13, 2010, 10:23:03 PM »
No, you go out of your way and change up depending on what's happening. And you act like you actually skateboard, when you don't. Most people on slap are exactly like you are. dudes that come on the internet to feel cool or special. And you say shit that you wouldn't say in real life. that's extra lame.


So do you really brag about doing tricks the most elite pros are doing in real life?
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #547 on: December 13, 2010, 10:27:22 PM »
the truth isn't bragging or boasting.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #548 on: December 13, 2010, 10:41:45 PM »
you two!

the sexual tension is palpable.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #549 on: December 13, 2010, 11:39:18 PM »
the truth isn't bragging or boasting.
??? Isn't bragging/boasting by definition, talking about the truth?

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1. Talk with excessive pride and self-satisfaction about one's achievements, possessions, or abilities: "Ted used to boast, ?I manage ten people?".

Now, either Ted needs glasses or he's boasting. Or bragging. About something true. I didn't see this post of yours, but comparing your tricks to what pros do is pretty boastful.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #550 on: December 14, 2010, 12:25:26 AM »
Why has there not been a "Gipper Nollie Heel Noseslide Challenge"?

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #551 on: December 14, 2010, 01:33:19 AM »
Why has there not been a "Gipper Nollie Heel Noseslide Challenge"?

Versus a "COTG bomb Washington st. Challenge"

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #552 on: December 14, 2010, 01:51:56 AM »
I thought that that dude was ollieng the double set when I saw the photo, still gnarly as fuck though

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #553 on: December 14, 2010, 03:03:41 AM »
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Why has there not been a "Gipper Nollie Heel Noseslide Challenge"?
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Versus a "COTG bomb Washington st. Challenge"

what a stupid challenge even some person tapout ed hardy bro could win a bomb a hill challenge all he needs is a couple jager bombs and he would probably attempt it faster than pops would for a million dollars

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #554 on: December 14, 2010, 03:14:41 AM »
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Why has there not been a "Gipper Nollie Heel Noseslide Challenge"?
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Versus a "COTG bomb Washington st. Challenge"
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what a stupid challenge even some person tapout ed hardy bro could win a bomb a hill challenge all he needs is a couple jager bombs and he would probably attempt it faster than pops would for a million dollars




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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #555 on: December 14, 2010, 03:27:23 AM »
i think he means a hill...

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Why has there not been a "Gipper Nollie Heel Noseslide Challenge"?
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Versus a "COTG bomb Washington st. Challenge"
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what a stupid challenge even some person tapout ed hardy bro could win a bomb a hill challenge all he needs is a couple jager bombs and he would probably attempt it faster than pops would for a million dollars
not only is that beside the point becuase watching childoftheghetto bomb a hill would be fucking priceless, but how could any "ed hardy bro" bomb a hill? is that some super sarcasm im not catching..
I'm going to the one in Ontario. I got invented or else I wouldn't go.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #556 on: December 14, 2010, 04:57:29 AM »
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the truth isn't bragging or boasting.
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??? Isn't bragging/boasting by definition, talking about the truth?

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1. Talk with excessive pride and self-satisfaction about one's achievements, possessions, or abilities: "Ted used to boast, ?I manage ten people?".
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Now, either Ted needs glasses or he's boasting. Or bragging. About something true. I didn't see this post of yours, but comparing your tricks to what pros do is pretty boastful.
If someone says you suck, and you tell them how it really is, how is that bragging?


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #557 on: December 14, 2010, 06:25:58 AM »
I'm glad you cleared that up for me because I'm fucking awesome.

'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #558 on: December 14, 2010, 06:31:08 AM »
You're not the miz.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #559 on: December 14, 2010, 08:53:27 AM »
man, for someone that has a murderer as their avatar, and a "i love haters" sig, you would think that you'd have a thicker skin about shit.

i guess that's just your online persona?

and everyone knows that forrest is a (incredibly talented) douche-tard and the rest of the dudes are cool to tolerable.

sorry, but it's a proven FACT.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #560 on: December 14, 2010, 08:59:16 AM »

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #561 on: December 14, 2010, 09:02:54 AM »
man, for someone that has a murderer as their avatar, and a "i love haters" sig, you would think that you'd have a thicker skin about shit.

i guess that's just your online persona?

and everyone knows that forrest is a (incredibly talented) douche-tard and the rest of the dudes are cool to tolerable.

sorry, but it's a proven FACT.


A thicker skin about what?


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #562 on: December 14, 2010, 09:08:00 AM »
I posted about OIAM in a skateboarding thread on another forum because I thought some folk there would probably enjoy it. First response was from one of the small (but very vocal) longboarding squad:

"That was really fun to watch but that last hill is nothing, it's only gnarly because they're all fucking idiots without a lid."

 :-\

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #563 on: December 14, 2010, 09:12:01 AM »
because he doesn't have a helmet, or because he doesn't have a brain?


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #564 on: December 14, 2010, 09:15:14 AM »
I'm guessing helmet because of the constant inane conversations those guys have about gloves and kneepads. Suppose it works both ways if he's calling them idiots though.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #565 on: December 14, 2010, 09:20:41 AM »
didn't gipper backside 5050 hubba hideout?
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #566 on: December 14, 2010, 10:20:00 AM »
wow, so much bickering! for what's it worth, when gipper was talking trash to me on the forum and i invited him to come through the office and talk in person, he came, and while he wasn't as intense of a trash talker in person, he did indeed let his opinions be known plainly in person, which i respected. COTG i can't comment on in terms of person vs. persona-- i tried to get the tranny challenge interview going with him to no avail. maybe some day. i like meeting forum people in person, but in the end it's more about who they are on here that keeps it all interesting and entertaining.

as for santa cruz, the main reason i took them there was to get in a good ditch spot for the week, the one people know as guzman's secret ditch, and that turned out great for pretty much everybody. we also wanted to skate the morrissey rail (stefan kickflip back tail, guzman, kickflip back smith, bledsoe fs hurricane, etc) but it was knobbed, so we skated some other crap. having lived in SC for years, yeah, lots of garbage, but some gems, too.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #567 on: December 14, 2010, 10:44:44 AM »
I definitely couldn't get interviewed by someone that works for slap. They'll try to make me look like a jerk or an asshole.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #568 on: December 14, 2010, 10:47:12 AM »
A month ago, I would have completely disagreed with that. But after seeing how they portray forest, I'd say you're on point.


Regardless, it's a bitch reason to turn down free publicity. Most people here think you're a jerk or asshole anyways.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 6)
« Reply #569 on: December 14, 2010, 10:47:54 AM »
didn't gipper backside 5050 hubba hideout?

Yeah... he had a clip of it a few versions of the forum ago. Sick shit... crunchy.