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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #780 on: December 16, 2010, 08:57:06 AM »
forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #781 on: December 16, 2010, 08:58:52 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #782 on: December 16, 2010, 09:01:20 AM »
forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.


with the way he backs up Forrest.. I think COTG might be Forrest
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #783 on: December 16, 2010, 09:50:31 AM »
forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.


And if not, I wonder if they would be homies in real life or would they both think each other are faggots because dickriding is not in their human genome.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #784 on: December 16, 2010, 09:53:19 AM »
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forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.

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And if not, I wonder if they would be homies in real life or would they both think each other are faggots because dickriding is not in their human genome.

hahaha that just blew my mind

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #785 on: December 16, 2010, 10:09:07 AM »
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forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.

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And if not, I wonder if they would be homies in real life or would they both think each other are faggots because dickriding is not in their human genome.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #786 on: December 16, 2010, 10:17:44 AM »
this is more entertaining that any thread on here in ages. when I first watched the episodes I was real bummed on forest.. but now I'm not sure what to think.. his skating is retardedly sick and the words that come out of his mouth are too gold.. Its like I need more.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #787 on: December 16, 2010, 10:31:14 AM »
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forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.

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And if not, I wonder if they would be homies in real life or would they both think each other are faggots because dickriding is not in their human genome.

hahahahaha

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #788 on: December 16, 2010, 10:34:11 AM »
I forgot his name, but the dude who actually skated the tight transition spot at the beginning is the best. Dude with the switch pivot, he stacked other clips too on a bench and some other stuff too I forget. not looking for attention, just enjoying himself.hope to see more from him. genome joke is funny lol DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #789 on: December 16, 2010, 11:01:04 AM »
I hope these episodes slowly progress into being longer. I was stoked this one was 5 minutes. There needs to be a higher amount of Forrest saying stupid shit and John doing gnarly stuff in one episode.

That double set got killed though.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #790 on: December 16, 2010, 11:02:33 AM »
forrest is almost exactly how i imagine cotg to be in real life.

black, talks mad shit, heterosexual go-to-tricks (noseslide nollie heel), and aint down with that white boy tranny shit.

no wonder he's takin it so personally, an attack on forrest IS an attack on him.



i dont understand why that guy shouldnt thinks we would hate forrest, he is exactly like cotg, and cotg is one of the best posters on ever.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #791 on: December 16, 2010, 11:08:57 AM »
It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #792 on: December 16, 2010, 11:16:35 AM »
It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.

really? that's too bad, cause forrest is the shit.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #793 on: December 16, 2010, 11:17:56 AM »
I agree


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #794 on: December 16, 2010, 12:27:58 PM »
forrest is the regular footed version of COTG, possibly worse. 

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #795 on: December 16, 2010, 12:55:12 PM »
It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.
In this thread you have claimed you don't brag, you don't talk shit, and that you and Forrest have no similarities. You are the least self aware human being ever. Your like on the level with John Nash with your view of reality.

I like how there are all different types of skaters in the finals. Here's my breakdown:
Forrest- Jock asshole
Mango- wacky, creative skater, tiltmode type dude
John- fucking hesher (not in the metal sense, in skating it has come to have its own meaning)
East bay guy (I forgot his name too somehow) style guy
Reuben- hyper skate rat
Gonzo- So cal rail gap dude, the quiet killer
Nik- who?
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #796 on: December 16, 2010, 01:05:51 PM »
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It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.
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In this thread you have claimed you don't brag, you don't talk shit, and that you and Forrest have no similarities. You are the least self aware human being ever. Your like on the level with John Nash with your view of reality.

I like how there are all different types of skaters in the finals. Here's my breakdown:
Forrest- Jock asshole
Mango- wacky, creative skater, tiltmode type dude
John- fucking hesher (not in the metal sense, in skating it has come to have its own meaning)
East bay guy (I forgot his name too somehow) style guy
Reuben- hyper skate rat
Gonzo- So cal rail gap dude, the quiet killer
Nik- east coast dude


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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #797 on: December 16, 2010, 03:52:18 PM »
over the several years i have lurked on this board some of the posters have stated they met COTG and he was really cool and just a normal guy and fun to skate with.   they have also said the exact same thing about Gipper too.  

it sort of shows how ridiculous some of you are by thinking SLAP has much  to do with real life

well except for Rawb.  he's one of the best posters and i hope he is exactly the same in real life...which i think he is.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #798 on: December 16, 2010, 04:08:52 PM »
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It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.
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In this thread you have claimed you don't brag, you don't talk shit, and that you and Forrest have no similarities. You are the least self aware human being ever. Your like on the level with John Nash with your view of reality.

I like how there are all different types of skaters in the finals. Here's my breakdown:
Forrest- Jock asshole
Mango- wacky, creative skater, tiltmode type dude
John- fucking hesher (not in the metal sense, in skating it has come to have its own meaning)
East bay guy (I forgot his name too somehow) style guy
Reuben- hyper skate rat
Gonzo- So cal rail gap dude, the quiet killer
Nik- east coast dude

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i'm pretty sure Gip posted "who?" next to his name because we've barely seen any footage of him. we're all busy talking about Forrest, but not many of you have acknowledged the fact that Nik is nowhere to be found. did he even have a board during OIAM? did he bring the wrong pair of shoes with him or something?

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #799 on: December 16, 2010, 05:12:22 PM »
did he even have a board during OIAM? did he bring the wrong pair of shoes with him or something?

if this was a Berra reference, +1

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #800 on: December 16, 2010, 10:02:58 PM »
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It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.
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In this thread you have claimed you don't brag, you don't talk shit, and that you and Forrest have no similarities. You are the least self aware human being ever. Your like on the level with John Nash with your view of reality.

I like how there are all different types of skaters in the finals. Here's my breakdown:
Forrest- Jock asshole
Mango- wacky, creative skater, tiltmode type dude
John- fucking hesher (not in the metal sense, in skating it has come to have its own meaning)
Matty- style guy
Reuben- hyper skate rat
Gonzo- So cal rail gap dude, the quiet killer
Nik- who?

i pretty much agree with this list. wouldn't call forrest a jock but he seems like an asshole for sure.

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #801 on: December 16, 2010, 10:13:10 PM »
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It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.
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In this thread you have claimed you don't brag, you don't talk shit, and that you and Forrest have no similarities. You are the least self aware human being ever. Your like on the level with John Nash with your view of reality.

I like how there are all different types of skaters in the finals. Here's my breakdown:
Forrest- Jock asshole
Mango- wacky, creative skater, tiltmode type dude
John- fucking hesher (not in the metal sense, in skating it has come to have its own meaning)
Matty- style guy
Reuben- hyper skate rat
Gonzo- So cal rail gap dude, the quiet killer
Nik- who?

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i pretty much agree with this list. wouldn't call forrest a jock but he seems like an asshole for sure.
however you describe him, he definitely has a distinct personality.
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #802 on: December 16, 2010, 10:35:12 PM »

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #803 on: December 16, 2010, 10:37:26 PM »
^ hahaha

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #804 on: December 16, 2010, 10:38:15 PM »
how did we not think of this before? we need a photoshop forrest thread

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #806 on: December 16, 2010, 10:59:22 PM »
Mattys skating definitely gets me the most hyped from the switch pivot to regular to the boosted ass nollie over that rail.Fool straight up killed it

Forrest and Reuban also rip pretty hard
Forrest is too good,someone should hook him up

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #808 on: December 17, 2010, 12:27:08 AM »

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Re: Official One In A Million 2010 Thread (ep. 7)
« Reply #809 on: December 17, 2010, 01:01:15 AM »
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It definitely shows you guys don't understand anything, if you think me and forrest or similar at all.
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In this thread you have claimed you don't brag, you don't talk shit, and that you and Forrest have no similarities. You are the least self aware human being ever. Your like on the level with John Nash with your view of reality.

I like how there are all different types of skaters in the finals. Here's my breakdown:
Forrest- Jock asshole
Mango- wacky, creative skater, tiltmode type dude
John- fucking hesher (not in the metal sense, in skating it has come to have its own meaning)
East bay guy (I forgot his name too somehow) style guy
Reuben- hyper skate rat
Gonzo- So cal rail gap dude, the quiet killer
Nik- east coast dude

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i'm pretty sure Gip posted "who?" next to his name because we've barely seen any footage of him. we're all busy talking about Forrest, but not many of you have acknowledged the fact that Nik is nowhere to be found. did he even have a board during OIAM? did he bring the wrong pair of shoes with him or something?

Isn't the footage we've seen so far only from the first day? If you think about it, most of the spots were kind of jumping spots and if you're not that much of a jumper, what are you gonna do? The same thing with Mango, I suppose. A gap, stair sets and a high bench. I can see a lot of skaters not having too much to give at those spots.

Also, that Nik-dude tore a good sized chunk off his palm at that nasty "over the rail into a bank" spot. That might slow things down a bit, too.