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multi culti bodega
« on: March 18, 2014, 11:29:09 AM »
i see some whores but they kinda make me uncomfortable. i try to see the attractiveness in them but some are too fuckered up on goofballs and i just avoid eye contact cause i don't have any money. i like goofballs too! me and a peurto rican guy holding pizza nod hello in passing and there's 3 drunk college kids in line ahead of me.
one girl, the most boisterous of the group starts talking to the ethnically ambiguous clerk who is either from Albania or Russia.
'you've got much better prisons than us. i saw a documentary.'
'no, prisons are no good. ours are much worse.'
'no, to work at.'
clerk gives her a strange look.
'you hear about people coming to Albania and getting into sex slavery or being a doctor in one country then working menial jobs in the new country. i'm sorry you have to work in a job you feel is beneath you. it really sucks. if you're a teacher in your country you should be a teacher here.'
'and all americans talk too much.'
that shut the college girl up in a tactful way and i was able to get my schizo sister her hot fries and chocolate milk.
on the walk back some wasted whore kept falling in the snow by the package store. she was calling me but i ignored her then she called me a faggot for not responding. well, just see if i pay you for a blowjob next time i've got money!

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Re: multi culti bodega
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 12:09:13 PM »
its so nice getting blowjobs for free.  8)

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Re: multi culti bodega
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 12:16:55 PM »
its so nice getting blowjobs for free.  8)
you're absolutely right and i miss those days. i'm trying to get SSI which isn't something rad to brag about to girls 'oh, i get a nut check' so i figure the girls who are into that i could prolly just pay and not have to compromise. i've got this whole SSI life planned out, section 8 in the hood, get a little dirty the first wk of the month then just skate all the time and enjoy my 'artists grant'.
then again, i have been a bit of a captain save a hoe in the past. gotta remember this sage song....

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Re: multi culti bodega
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2014, 12:43:18 PM »
don't sniff glue kids.

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Re: multi culti bodega
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