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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #60 on: December 01, 2010, 11:36:59 PM »
As far as assasinations go, I like the old "the cia brainwashes assassins to act unwillingly using mindcontrol methods that involve the book The Catcher in the Rye."

Son of Sam was not a serial killer but rather the fall guy for a satanic cult.


On a side note, I'd like to include some conspiracies that are very likely to be true to include them in the class. An example of this is:
 The murder of Fred Hampton by police was intentional because he was trying to organize across people of color across racial boundaries. With this one, although the official police story is that he fired at them first, all empirical evidence points clearly to the fact that Hampton was asleep at the time he was killed.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #61 on: December 02, 2010, 08:40:08 AM »
if you watch loose change or zeitgeist and believe every thing it says, you are stupid. that is all i have to contribute to this thread.
this guy i know lent me zeitgeist and I watched it, and told him I enjoyed it, but wasn't buying everything. He was upset tha tI didn't buy into the entire thing and live by it as my bible.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #62 on: December 02, 2010, 08:57:50 AM »
the government has the cure for cancer but does not mass produce it to keep the population down

Jamie Thomas photoshops fallen and zero logos on his rider's shirts for ads.
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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2010, 10:21:13 AM »
the government has the cure for cancer but does not mass produce it to keep the population down

Jamie Thomas photoshops fallen and zero logos on his rider's shirts for ads.
Oh yeah. I should do a week on Jamie Thomas and zero.
Was Chris Cole forced to change his get up once he got on zero?
Is the ZERO army an actual secret branch of the  U.S. military?
Do Zero riders need to have permission to rip?
What is the "mystery?"

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #64 on: December 02, 2010, 10:24:15 AM »
The Flintstones was a documentary

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #65 on: December 02, 2010, 10:26:03 AM »
i did an essay/presentation on the mysterious death of michael conell and the ohio ballot rigging a year or so back that was pretty fun.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/25/the-intriguing-death-of-t_n_153518.html

im not sure that would be worth going over in such a class though... arguably the coolest conspiracy theories going out right now revolve around haarp



its all speculation, but the best part is that with no solid explanation for its existence, speculation is all we have. and i guess thats how good conspiracy theories are born haha

Was going to post about Mike Connell as well. Sketchy shit.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #66 on: December 02, 2010, 10:28:43 AM »
The Flintstones was a documentary

And the Jetsons were written in a series of prophetic trances, by Edgar Cayce.
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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2010, 10:34:13 AM »
the government has the cure for cancer but does not mass produce it to keep the population down

Jamie Thomas photoshops fallen and zero logos on his rider's shirts for ads.
Hahaha, the cure for cancer has been around for quite some time. Guess what, it's just food. You should watch these two documaries:
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Food-Matters/70123196?trkid=438403#height1749
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The-Beautiful-Truth/70108390?trkid=438403#height2552

Google Dr. Max Gerson

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2010, 11:37:47 AM »
I remember reading about how the Smurfs was a way to dumb down America by using the word Smurf so Smurfing much.

Hemp(pot) was outlawed so that the paper industry wouldn't have any competition.

The Illuminati killed Michael Jackson because he wouldn't join.




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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2010, 11:40:36 AM »
Marylin Monroe's was assassinated cause of JFK and all that
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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2010, 12:02:54 PM »
I remember reading about how the Smurfs was a way to dumb down America by using the word Smurf so Smurfing much.
Servants
Marching
Under the
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Father

They lived in a communist village.  Azrael (the cat) was Capitalism.

Hemp(pot) was outlawed so that the paper industry wouldn't have any competition.
This one's not really a conspiracy.


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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2010, 04:54:14 PM »
Agent orange/gulf war syndrome
You touched on it before with Fred Hampton, but I would broaden the scope to all of COINTELPRO
Biggie and Tupac

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2010, 05:18:24 PM »
the government has the cure for cancer but does not mass produce it to keep the population down

there have been many people who claim they have killed cancer cells in animals but never make it to the human testing because drug companies will not buy their product because they simple make more money off the treatment.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2010, 06:37:09 PM »
the government has the cure for cancer but does not mass produce it to keep the population down

Jamie Thomas photoshops fallen and zero logos on his rider's shirts for ads.
Oh yeah. I should do a week on Jamie Thomas and zero.
Was Chris Cole forced to change his get up once he got on zero?
Is the ZERO army an actual secret branch of the  U.S. military?
Do Zero riders need to have permission to rip?
What is the "mystery?"

Oh god that was good haha

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2010, 06:49:00 PM »



let this man who was killed my the illuamnati rape yer mind with his accurateness and truth

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2010, 07:13:41 PM »
dogs know how to speak english but pretend not to so that they can continue to live passive leisurely lives.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2010, 07:37:42 PM »
dogs know how to speak english but pretend not to so that they can continue to live passive leisurely lives.
This has to be true.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2010, 08:39:28 PM »
flooded the haight with tons of acid to supress youth political organizing in the 60's

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #78 on: December 03, 2010, 12:04:30 AM »
maybe ABP but what's up with that mexican farmer drowning some unidentified creature?

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #79 on: December 03, 2010, 04:45:54 AM »
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr was murdered by the government.

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« Reply #80 on: December 03, 2010, 05:17:13 AM »
if you watch loose change or zeitgeist and believe every thing it says, you are stupid. that is all i have to contribute to this thread.
this guy i know lent me zeitgeist and I watched it, and told him I enjoyed it, but wasn't buying everything. He was upset tha tI didn't buy into the entire thing and live by it as my bible.

I told two of my good friends to watch it a few years ago.  They're the stoner type that like to sit around and talk everything under the sun, so I thought it would be fun to discuss the material in Zeitgeist.  I haven't seen them in two years.  they went off the map, lost it completely, believed every single word.  I feel awful.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2010, 05:20:14 AM »
maybe ABP but what's up with that mexican farmer drowning some unidentified creature?

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2010, 05:23:17 AM »
Apollo 11 Moon Landings were faked by NASA

Barcodes are really intended to Control people

The Nazis had a Moon Base

Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2010, 05:46:31 AM »
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2010, 06:10:44 AM »
the underground battle at dulce vs. the greys

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« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2010, 07:34:37 AM »
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

Darth Vader knew there was an imminent attack by the rebel army but chose not to respond because he wanted to gain support for a war to cover up his agenda to monopolize the oil from Naboo.
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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2010, 08:46:36 AM »
dogs know how to speak english but pretend not to so that they can continue to live passive leisurely lives.
This has to be true.

This is true. I once asked my dog how the griptape on my board felt and he responded, "Rough!"

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #87 on: February 27, 2011, 05:36:36 PM »
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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #88 on: February 27, 2011, 05:58:06 PM »
U.S. deliberately allowed Japan to attack Pearl Harbor so we could enter WWII. (this is actually plausible)
Chemtrails (pure bullshit)
Water Fluoridation as some kind of mind-control
Adolf Hitler didn't die in 1945

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Re: Conspiracy theories.
« Reply #89 on: February 27, 2011, 07:20:11 PM »
Loose for for change was a pretty good movie, a real eye opener for me ive never really belived in the whole 911 twin towers government thing.