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Forest Edwards on....
« on: December 02, 2010, 10:12:34 AM »
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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 10:56:56 AM »
wack attack!! selfish is the biggest joke in skateboarding

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 11:16:11 AM »
seems fitting

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 01:15:47 PM »
LOL on his own dick

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 01:54:01 PM »
Skateboarding doesn't need this guy. Same old scenario, gotta look hard for the camera, can't have a photo without a cig in his mouth. Dude your no corpsy and comparing yourself to Reynolds is just offensive. Selfish deserves you, but you don't deserve any attention. What a goof.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 02:16:31 PM »
I agree ^ the only thing is with how much hate forest edwards is getting no one is going to forget his name, therefor he will rise to fame and your local active skateshop...damn :-/

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 02:41:45 PM »

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 02:58:40 PM »
Never fuckin heard of this dude.
what if your dad suicides in a pair of salazars with a note for you in the fucking tongue pocket.
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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 02:59:03 PM »
i backed this dude til i saw that. shoulda titled the thread "1 step to ending a career before you even start"

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 03:08:45 PM »
his go-to tricks aren't gay.
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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 03:22:31 PM »
Selfish_Rep.

Please confirm or deny.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 03:27:39 PM »
Selfish Rep is busy writing up the contract as we speak.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 03:58:55 PM »
kid's head is lodged firmly up his own ass

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 04:32:22 PM »
i heard he eats fruits such as apples. that shit is so gay i bet he even eats bananas in the same room as other men, what a pussy.



wait, what's that you say? reynolds also enjoys eating fruit?


fuck, guess i'm the idiot now.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 04:44:25 PM »
his go-to tricks aren't gay.

I didn't know just how gay my go-to tricks were until Forest dropped science on my ass (no homo).
All this time I just allowed myself to look like a gay fool... I mean, pop-shuvits... boardslides? Who was I kidding?
Should have just ingested some fruit, smoked a fag, (no homo) and then switched my stance up on the backside heelflip (still no homo).
Thanks Forest.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 05:06:24 PM »
kid's head is lodged firmly up his own ass
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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2010, 06:27:17 PM »
Selfish Rep is busy making beats for blastoff as we speak.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2010, 07:03:46 PM »
i enjoy watching it for the same reasons why i enjoyed watching the jersey shore hes just a fucking idiot

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2010, 07:21:20 PM »
snookers, sitch and co are way cooler than this buffoon, don't compare this moron to them.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2010, 07:25:32 PM »
damn i was assuming it was gonna be selfish too. i lol'd when i read the title and then i opened the thread and lol'd harder

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 07:33:42 PM »
i enjoy watching it for the same reasons why i enjoyed watching the jersey shore hes just a fucking idiot
you forgot to mention the hot abs dude

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2010, 08:19:20 PM »
Why do they have to turn this shit into reality T.V. ? I just want to see tricks. Or as Clyde used to say, stunts.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2010, 08:44:08 PM »
Why do they have to turn this shit into reality T.V. ? I just want to see tricks. Or as Clyde used to say, stunts.
...or as 40 year olds say, maneuvers.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2010, 08:46:35 PM »
He's pretty obnoxious. But I have to admit I LOLed and found him amusing... in an obnoxious way. It'll be interesting to see where he lands after this.But seriously I want to see more tricks and less fag smoking.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2010, 09:51:04 PM »
Why do they have to turn this into reality TV? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! I just went and watched the first two episodes and it was the best shit I've ever seen. I wish each episode were half an hour. From now on I'm backing whoever I like the most. So far it's Mango because he's just a fucking dweeb and that gets me stoked.

Forrest is certified off the fucking charts. He's not really on Selfish is he? That would be perfect.

Man I love those videos.

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what if your dad suicides in a pair of salazars with a note for you in the fucking tongue pocket.
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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2010, 10:18:25 PM »
Thanks for giving away the ending asshole! Now we know he doesn't win because he's not on any of the sponsors!

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2010, 10:39:47 PM »
Why do they have to turn this into reality TV? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! I just went and watched the first two episodes and it was the best shit I've ever seen. I wish each episode were half an hour. From now on I'm backing whoever I like the most. So far it's Mango because he's just a fucking dweeb and that gets me stoked.

Forrest is certified off the fucking charts. He's not really on Selfish is he? That would be perfect.

Man I love those videos.


For sure. He seems like one of those out of it happy dudes. Those dudes are always awesome.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2010, 11:27:35 PM »
He's one of the only guys that actually affirms the heterosexuality of his "go-to tricks", a true original.

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Re: Forest Edwards on....
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Re: Forest Edwards on....
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2010, 11:11:48 AM »