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Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« on: December 22, 2010, 03:35:07 PM »
I came across this crazy website today (no I'm not spamming...I have nothing to do with it) and it's fucking hilarious. They sell Supra shoes, and each shoe has a bunch of "buyer" reviews, but they're all fake as hell and funny to read. Here's just one example:
"The shoelace is just a decoration. It make the supra shoes more popular in the world."
Nothing better than some good Engrish.
Here's the site...I wouldn't dare ever order anything from it.
www.suprashoesmvp.com

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 10:18:52 PM »
http://www.suprashoesmvp.com/supra-tk-stacks-grey-suede-canvas-p-488.html

Haha the TK's on that site is $99, the legit pair sells for $50
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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 11:21:39 PM »
by jessica koteas
Date Added: 12/14/2010
This style of supra shoes is good. My wife likes its beautiful color and style.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2010, 12:00:21 AM »
by michael martin
Date Added: 12/07/2010
The seller is kind. I learnt much from her. She taught me how to pay for the shoes.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2010, 02:22:23 AM »
by Dustin Cruise
Date Added: 11/24/2010
They are good wear. The sole seems be made of tendon. It is durable and wearable.

Rating: 5 of 5 Stars [5 of 5 Stars]

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2010, 02:25:13 AM »
by Jill Travers
Date Added: 12/04/2010
The seller is passionate. I like talking with her. I can learn much from her.

Rating: 5 of 5 Stars

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2010, 09:59:55 AM »
by Jill Travers
Date Added: 12/04/2010
The seller is passionate. I like talking with her. I can learn much from her.

Rating: 5 of 5 Stars

Funny as hell. I wonder if the seller was actually Lizard King and he (she?) was talking in his lady voice.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2010, 10:01:08 AM »
by Dustin Cruise
Date Added: 11/23/2010
The packaging is good. I think the supra shoes must be real when I see the shoebox.

Rating:  [4 of 5 Stars]

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2010, 11:13:23 AM »
hahahaha wtf.   This is all just off one shoe.

by James Alper
Date Added: 11/15/2010
I am sorry. I have come back home and pay the money. Thanks for your patient service.

by Teddy Smith
Date Added: 11/29/2010
I helped my friend order the supra muska skylow white shoes. But I didn't find the right size. It is a pity.

by Dustin Cruise
Date Added: 11/24/2010
My colleague likes this pair of supra shoes for its style and appearance. I think her eyes are good.

by Chad Mckessie
Date Added: 11/18/2010
I feel the supra Muska Skylow white shoes are usual before I receive the package. But they are actually good.

by Troy Evans
Date Added: 11/17/2010
I bought a pair of supra shoes for my wife. But it was taken away by my friend. So, I have to come here again.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2010, 12:56:44 PM »

by Dustin Cruise
Date Added: 11/24/2010
My colleague likes this pair of supra shoes for its style and appearance. I think her eyes are good.

by Troy Evans
Date Added: 11/17/2010
I bought a pair of supra shoes for my wife. But it was taken away by my friend. So, I have to come here again.

So hilarious. I can't stop laughing about the "I think her eyes are good." line. That's Engrish gold right there.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 01:13:32 PM »
by gisele grenier
Date Added: 11/30/2010
My feel is not bad. So I can give you a good appraisal. Thanks for your good supra shoes.

by James Alper
Date Added: 11/15/2010
I agreed with the style. However, I didn't agree with the packaging. My supra shoes were squashed.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 02:09:51 PM »
hahaha this is my new favorite website.

by Josh Stahl
Date Added: 12/20/2010
This pair of supra shoes has its own charm. The patterns of the upper are not nice but trendy.

by Teddy Smith
Date Added: 11/29/2010
They were bought for my friend. They were praised for the chic style and good quality.

by Chad Mckessie
Date Added: 11/18/2010
The light color is nice. The size is standard. In a word, the whole of supra shoes is good.

by Ernest Plummer
Date Added: 11/10/2010
I am satisfying. Although it is not as good as I think, it is suitable for taking exercise.



and this one just gets a big wtf:

by oq fen
Date Added: 07/16/2010
this is best shoes of supra Footwear,i'm verylove~

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2010, 03:29:57 PM »
by Troy Evans
Date Added: 11/17/2010
I bought a pair of supra shoes for my wife. But it was taken away by my friend. So, I have to come here again.
Hahahahahaha

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2010, 03:59:06 PM »
by Dustin Cruise
Date Added: 11/23/2010
The speed of delivery is acceptable. However, the attitude of postman is not very good.

by Judy Paulson
Date Added: 11/22/2010
This pair of supra shoes is just appropriate for my husband. We can have good cooperation.

by gisele grenier
Date Added: 11/30/2010
The shoes are not very,very good. But the attitude of them is great. So, OK

by Bette Paulson
Date Added: 11/25/2010
The supra products are good. However, the speed of MSN is not quick. It is slow.

by gisele grenier
Date Added: 11/30/2010
The boss is straightforward. He introduced their good seller for me. I feel good.



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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2010, 07:08:13 PM »
[quote author=Glitch link=topic=49237.msg1337902#msg1337902 date=1293148746

by Judy Paulson
Date Added: 11/22/2010
This pair of supra shoes is just appropriate for my husband. We can have good cooperation


[/quote]
sounds sexy


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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2010, 11:03:00 AM »
lol

I wonder if they are knockoffs.  The website and all of the ones at the bottom of the page are registered to some company in China.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2010, 06:19:15 PM »

by Jill Travers
Date Added: 12/02/2010
I can accept the price. It is not expensive. And, the quality is good.

hmm sounds like a satisfied customer  ::)


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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2010, 09:34:01 AM »
lol

I wonder if they are knockoffs.  The website and all of the ones at the bottom of the page are registered to some company in China.

I was wondering the same thing. I can't imagine Supra would sanction this website, but it would be awesome if it had been approved by them. Maybe Tom Penny wrote all the quotes?!

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2010, 11:19:52 AM »
by jessica koteas
Date Added: 12/14/2010
The supra shoes are good. To my surprise, the shoebox is also good. You are great.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]
by George Colman
Date Added: 12/09/2010
The size of supra shoes fits my friend. But the color is not bright enough.

Rating:  [4 of 5 Stars]
by michael martin
Date Added: 12/07/2010
The shoes I bought from supra website are good. The only disadvantage is the stiff outsole.

Rating:  [4 of 5 Stars]
by Jill Travers
Date Added: 12/02/2010
The seller introduced beautiful supra shoes to my girlfriend. Thank you very much.

http://www.suprashoesmvp.com/supra-tk-society-tuf-blue-crackle-p-529.html

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]
by gisele grenier
Date Added: 11/30/2010
My friend has wore the supra shoes for several days. Her feel is good.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]
by Teddy Smith
Date Added: 11/26/2010
I bought for my friend. But she didn't like the leather upper. So it became mine finally. I found that the leather upper was not bad.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]
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seriously funny shit...

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2010, 08:13:48 PM »
by George Colman
Date Added: 12/13/2010
I like wear my supra Avenger shoes when I am climbing hills.

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2010, 09:04:47 PM »
I almost reluctant to click threads involving supra. But this is fucking hilarious.

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by gisele grenier
Date Added: 11/30/2010
It is a pair of wonderful supra shoes. The color and great workmanship attract my sister's attention.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]

EDIT: HAHAHA they have other sites at the bottom. This is from "ugg.vc" (VietCong?)

"This UGG boots is latest style in 09 year, which is made in cowboy fabrics, can be in the spring and summer clothes, stripe design, so that more pairs of boots fashion. Our website the most preferential price of your favorite products, so that ladies like fashion to meet their pursuit. Likeit buy them, everything so simple."
« Last Edit: December 27, 2010, 09:09:40 PM by Trickskatin »

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2010, 06:55:46 AM »
This is an actual problem for Supra and they've been trying to fight it since it started.  I hope they fail.

http://suprafootwear.com/dealers/counterfeit/


by Josh Stahl
Date Added: 12/20/2010
The small present is lovely and attractive. Thanks very much. You are kind.

Rating:  [4 of 5 Stars]

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2010, 07:28:52 AM »
Domain Name: SUPRASHOESMVP.COM

Registrant Contact:
   suprashoes
   shoes supra [email protected]
   +86.88888888888  fax: +86.88888888888
   baigong888
   beipiao wegehua 888888
   CA

Administrative Contact:
   suprashoes
   shoes supra [email protected]
   +86.88888888888  fax: +86.88888888888
   baigong888
   beipiao wegehua 888888
   CA


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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2010, 12:17:28 PM »
by jessica koteas
Date Added: 12/15/2010
If there is a bad in the shoebox, it must be good. Thank you all the same.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2010, 12:31:13 PM »
Domain Name: SUPRASHOESMVP.COM

Registrant Contact:
   suprashoes
   shoes supra [email protected]
   +86.88888888888  fax: +86.88888888888
   baigong888
   beipiao wegehua 888888
   CA

Administrative Contact:
   suprashoes
   shoes supra [email protected]
   +86.88888888888  fax: +86.88888888888
   baigong888
   beipiao wegehua 888888
   CA



Ouch. That contact info is straight from the depths of Red Communist Hell...er, China.
I wonder if Hsu might be able to help them out at all? I kid! I kid!

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2011, 10:37:17 AM »
by Dustin Cruise
Date Added: 11/23/2010
The speed of delivery is acceptable. However, the attitude of postman is not very good.

This one really got me haha

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2011, 05:25:28 PM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.suprashoesmvp.com/supra-dixon-black-gum-canvas-p-514.html

by Joe Timothy
Date Added: 12/28/2010
The shoe of Dixon have bring great fortune among family. Sure to not fade away of any time soon. Thanks to seller for catching fade.

Rating:  [5 of 5 Stars]

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2011, 09:55:52 PM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.suprashoesmvp.com/supra-dixon-black-gum-canvas-p-514.html

by Joe Timothy
Date Added: 12/28/2010
The shoe of Dixon have bring great fortune among family. Sure to not fade away of any time soon. Thanks to seller for catching fade.

Rating:?  [5 of 5 Stars]

no fucking way. amazing

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Re: Supra + Engrish = Suprengrish
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2011, 06:19:18 AM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

http://www.suprashoesmvp.com/supra-dixon-black-gum-canvas-p-514.html

by Joe Timothy
Date Added: 12/28/2010
The shoe of Dixon have bring great fortune among family. Sure to not fade away of any time soon. Thanks to seller for catching fade.

Rating:?  [5 of 5 Stars]

no fucking way. amazing
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