thin white guilt on the yoga mat

[shark tits]

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-there-are-no-black-people-in-my-yoga-classes-and-im-uncomfortable-with-it

[Mundungus]

unghhhh I hate the racial disparity in flexibility

[shark tits]

i give tacit thanks to white privilege every time i'm able to touch my toes.

[pinche gringo]

i give tacit thanks to white privilege every time i'm able to touch my toes.

I've never thought about it that way...

[shark tits]

i still don't. i'd prolly get a shitty article written about me too if i tried to yoga w/ these bitches. 'this homeless guy smelt really awful and he couldn't stretch well so i kept looking at him and the burn holes on his clothes. i could tell he was uncomfortable and i thought about buying him a sandwich from whole foods but is that condescending? i'd like to give him money for decent clothes but how do i know he won't buy heroin? so i just kept staring at him.'
the onion should do a parody from a black point of view and how they want white people til they get one and just stare. or maybe something more creative...........

[pinche gringo]

White guilt is gone when crust smelly dudes start invading the yoga temple. The harsh vibes come out for sure.

[Wizard Fight]

http://www.vice.com/read/a-woman-was-shocked-to-learn-there-were-no-black-people-in-her-yoga-class-twir

[Rusty_Berrings]

women of all races should wear yoga pants

am i gnarred?

[BuddyPal]

last time i went to a yoga studio i got something thin and white all over my yoga mat, but let me tell ya, it sure as hell wasnt guilt 

[Wizard Fight]

last time i went to a yoga studio i got something thin and white all over my yoga mat, but let me tell ya, it sure as hell wasnt guilt 

Yogurt.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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last time i went to a yoga studio i got something thin and white all over my yoga mat, but let me tell ya, it sure as hell wasnt guilt 

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Yogurt.

yogurts not thin?. it looks like this guy is trying to claim his cum shots are "thin" as if that's some sort of a desirable trait, same with having it land on a yoga mat when it should've landed on yoga goddess' tits/ass/face/anus

[Seamus_McShamebag]

yogurts not thin?. it looks like this guy is trying to claim his cum shots are "thin" as if that's some sort of a desirable trait, same with having it land on a yoga mat when it should've landed on yoga goddess' tits/ass/face/anus

No.  The best part of blowing snow while in a yoga pose is that you never know where it's gonna go.  The hands-free, wad-to-the-ceiling fan is the true path to spiritual enlightenment that I am proud to say I attained at Yogi level 11. 

Aside from that, I bet a lot of average Jane's would stir their soup to a Sandra Bullock movie that was based roughly on this article.

[Rusty_Berrings]

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yogurts not thin?. it looks like this guy is trying to claim his cum shots are "thin" as if that's some sort of a desirable trait, same with having it land on a yoga mat when it should've landed on yoga goddess' tits/ass/face/anus

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No.  The best part of blowing snow while in a yoga pose is that you never know where it's gonna go.  The hands-free, wad-to-the-ceiling fan is the true path to spiritual enlightenment that I am proud to say I attained at Yogi level 11. 

Aside from that, I bet a lot of average Jane's would stir their soup to a Sandra Bullock movie that was based roughly on this article.

downward facing dog, or goddess?

[Seamus_McShamebag]

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yogurts not thin?. it looks like this guy is trying to claim his cum shots are "thin" as if that's some sort of a desirable trait, same with having it land on a yoga mat when it should've landed on yoga goddess' tits/ass/face/anus

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No.  The best part of blowing snow while in a yoga pose is that you never know where it's gonna go.  The hands-free, wad-to-the-ceiling fan is the true path to spiritual enlightenment that I am proud to say I attained at Yogi level 11. 

Aside from that, I bet a lot of average Jane's would stir their soup to a Sandra Bullock movie that was based roughly on this article.

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downward facing dog, or goddess?

I usually go with the Upavistha Konasana or as I like to call it, the "Crowd Pleaser"...