pathetic & failed attempts @ sexual relations

[lem]

about a year ago, when i was still with my costa rican chica, i experienced quite an unfortunate scenario.
i met her through her younger brother, a cool enough kid i whom would skate with just about every day. i was attempting to maintain a friendship with him while still hooking up with his sister multiple times a week.
One night, she texts me telling me that nobody is home (a very rare occurrence in that household), and that i should come over. I had not yet railed at this point, so by the time i had purchased some "dong bags" with which to "knock boots," i was starting to get fairly anxious.
I ring the doorbell and walk inside. I walk upstairs to find her just exiting the shower. I walk into her room and she tells me to wait a second so she can put on her new stuff from victoria's secrret. i tell her that's not necessary, but she comes over and pushes me out of her room, smiling mischievously. So now i'm standing outside her room for a few minutes. She opens the door wearing some tiny black panties and a black bra, grabs my hand, and leads me to the bed, where she proceeds to lay on her back in like a limp fish. At this point, i was aware that this was not the most "fit" girl i had ever been with. She had a really nice body, but wasn't as proactive as i had hoped. I get on top of her, still fully clothed, and we start making out. I take off my shirt, and immediately we hear the front door opening downstairs. I look at her and see an expression of panic. Her father resembles some sort of cross between a bear and a viking, and although her parents liked me, i wasn't trying to get on his bad side (or die, for that matter).
Someone storms up the stairs and starts pounding on the door. I stand up, hastily put on my shirt, and go to her bathroom, while she puts on sweatpants and a t shirt to open the door. Her little brother, who saw my shoes in the entryway, saw that we weren't in the living room, and did what any good brother would do, came upstairs to protect his sister. After i hear that it's him and not her beast of a father, i walk out of the bathroom and casually say, "oh, what up dude!" The kid wasn't stoked, and i felt pretty bad.
And i never ended up doing any ripping or tearing with this girl.

Me and her brother are still good friends now, but things haven't been quite the same.

Oh so casual.

[Bobbito]

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Oh just admit you can be a softie. That's probably the best decision you ever made, you told her what you wanted straight up and stuck with it. I'm actually sorry that didn't work out for you.

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i'll be the first one to admit that i'm a softie, i was young and in love but theres no reason to feel bad for me, this happened 15 years ago.  i facebooked her today, shes 39 now, married, has a kid and still looks really good. 
     

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pix plz. kthxbye

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this is her with her kid...

and a blurry webcam pic.....

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Faster, you lost your virginity with my fantasy- two girls at once... both 11 years old.

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A seat. Take it.

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i was 13 nothing illegal about it. 
this is a pic of one of the girls...

i tried looking for the other girl but it started turning into a easter egg hunt.   

Nice! I can definitely see the appeal of the 39 yr old, especially years ago when you guys were in your 20s

[spool of cord]

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some reallly awkward shit happened to me at a prom party in my senior year. I'm from a tiny town in NY right on the pennslyvania border, and everyone from both schools in both states wanted to throw a huge banger considering both school's prom nights fell on the same day. everyone got together and picked a rural ass spot in PA for the party. And it was a banger indeed! Generators, five kegs, a huge sound system, beer pong, $300 worth of liquor, probably two hundred kids, a monsterous fire, drunk kids trying to shoot deer in the middle of the night in the woods...basically some out of control shit. everyone from both schools got a long, but the PA chicks were for the most part considered to be the better looking bunch. my friend's little sister, who had moved to nyc to go to school a few years before, came up and everyone was trying to get up in her shit. she started acting the part of super slut, and people are pouring honey over her tits around the fire and licking the shit out of them. my memory is pretty hazy but what happened after was almost absurd...I remember seeing that and being disgusted, so I took off from the main fire. Two of my friends from PA got a hold of someone's limo for prom, and I went to check up on them and I open the door and they're in there along with probably two other couples going at it like crazy. they freak on me to get out. mind you its probably 7 am at this point and the sun is starting to get to me. this other chick is out walking around, real imbred looking type, the type of girl no one ever wants to touch not because she's that ugly, but because her dad and brother would get jelous over you stealing their ass for the night. somehow this girl gets me in a car with her, and even though I'm wasted off my ass i'm still grossed out. all of a sudden out of no where she starts crying and screaming 'I CAN'T DO THIS!' like I'm some serial rapist. I ask her what the hell she's talking about and she goes 'I'm a virgin! a virgin! this is horrible!' needless to say the thought that she thought we were gonna bone skeezed me the fuck out and I hopped right out of that car. I keep walking around and run into my friend's little sister, the honey-tits slut I was talking about before. Considering she was single, cute, and had the mystique of being a 'city girl' she was the hot commodity of the night. Out of no where she's all over me, telling me how great of a guy I am and whatnot. I figure what any decent guy figures and scramble to get her into an unoccupied tent. Now its good to know that this girl is a ballerina, really fucking small body. I strip her down and start fingering her from behind, I remember being mildly surprised that her ass wasn't getting in my way. Seriously every thrust of my finger she's going apeshit like its her nuclear holocaust orgasm. I was loving it. I kept that up for awhile and then flipped her over on her back. I remember being pretty pissed that her tits were smaller than mine when I saw em, I guess she was barely sixteen and wore a push up bra, but still! anyway I decide to go down on her. first time I went down on anybody before, and her puss was top rank. I did that for about five minutes then she started begging me to put it in her. she was still shaking from me fingering her earlier that I figured the sex was gonna be beyond amazing. so i'm putting my dick in her, she looks down, and sits right up and says 'Hey you're not wearing a condom, wow you're such a fucking asshole!'

Her saying that sobered me right the fuck up. it was pathetic. after that, she kept dry humping me (and moaning over that!) for probably half an hour, but I was so fucking pissed and bummed out that it didn't do much for me. looking back now I feel like keithanne the incest baby was probably in way more of a pathetic spot than I was, but still. I learned a valuable lesson that night, even if it makes you look like an asshole, always carry condoms in your wallet, shirt and pants pockets, have em all over your car...its just not worth getting into shitty situations over not having one.

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You from Waverly man?

Edit - Bob +1 for still getting at least some action with that chick.

nah, a little south of the twin tiers. think northern border of 845/southern border of 607.

[the ragamuffin]

How has strangefires not posted in this thread yet?

[H8R part 4]

How has strangefires not posted in this thread yet?

been lurking to see if s/he posts.  s/he would make a fine guest on jerry springer.

[skate_bored]

haha shes kind of a myth/legend thats been being passed around the southeast lately. "have you heard about that chick thats a dude that rips?"

[Sleazy]

this thread is killing it

i got a few i can share. i'll try and post up from home this weekend.

[smokecrack]

damn, i really wish i had something good to contribute. everyone who told a gnarly story gets a gnar from me. i'm glued to this thread.

(and whoever keeps fucking up Sleazy's rep needs to cool-off. he should be at 666 forevers.)

[H8R part 4]

flew to finland from holland once to meet up with a girl i met in barcelona, turned out she had gotten back together with her boyfriend in the meantime so i didn't get any. weird thing was she was pretty much begging me to come to finland and see her. flight was about 300 euro's. i saw her a year later in barcelona again, she looked really malnourished. i think she has an eating disorder.

i had something similar happen to me but i flew out to LA.  
this girl who worked for me that moved out there hit me up a couple of days before i was going to see my homey.  i wanted to bang this girl for a minute but she worked for me so it was unethical(i've made the mistake before and didn't want to go through with it again) but shes hitting me up out of the blue and telling me to come check her so i'm thinking, i'm in like flynn!  
so i kick it with my homey for a few days when she hits me up and says she coming to get me, awesome!  i do all the pre-date shit, make sure my breath doesn't stink, test wipe my ass, that kind of shit.  so an hour goes by and there shes is....with her motherfuckin man....FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!  
i didn't have much of a choice but to go with them so i spent an uneventful evening drinking in their apartment and broke out early the next day.  on the bright side, i did find a porno mag in their bathroom and rubbed one out before leaving but thats more of a real confession, haha!  

[saucy ragu]

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"dong bags"

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"hey babe, want me to pick up a box of dong bags incase we decide to knock boots later?"

You don't know me very well if you think I won't use that line tonight.

[masturskater]

this was a few years back. 

this girl i met a lived and worked in the city.  so one night i come out and have dinner and drinks with her.  she's rubbin up on me a bit and things are goin great, even better as the night goes on and more alcohol is consumed.  then her phone rings.  it's her mom's doctor (who lives in hawaii which explains the time difference).  anyway, turns out her mom has cancer.  i can't think of a worse buzz kill.  so she ends up crying and pretty much losing it.

i'm not a complete dick, so i spent the rest of the night drinking with her and then she takes a taxi home.  me being the dumbass i was, didn't realize it was passed midnight on a weekday.  the metro wasn't running anymore and no taxi was willing to take me back to my place outside of the city.  i was pretty drunk, ranting to myself and the homeless with the intention of walking the whole way home.  somehow i managed to figure shit out and was able to find a bus to get me somewhere close enough that i could take a cab back to my place.

after that, she felt she needed to focus on her mom and eventually she moved back to hawaii.

either way i didn't see any of that coming.

[StabMasterArson]

I'm constantly catching myself dropping a lame one liner directly after finishing. I always feel like its the same thing that David Carrussos character in CSI Miami would do if he ever got laid.

[longballlarry]

damn faster! you're like the man.

I was reading this thread earlier today before this date I had with some girl and was certain i was gonna be posting in it later tonight.and now i am. So this girl i met a little while back has been texting me all week on some lets hang out shit but i've been working all week so i couldn't really, but today i had the day off and she wanted to go to the movies. So i get ready and shit, she comes through, we smoke weeds and go see that terrible anthony hopkins exorcist movie. and afterwards she comes through, we're vibing, we smoke again, come inside and sit on the couch watching tv and shit and i look over and this chick is asleep on my loveseat, so i'm like alright mad pothead status, came though smoked weed and passed out on my chair. but i was mad high and tired also so i fell asleep, we wake up around 2 and she's like i gotta go home, and i'm like thats mad far, and she was like true i'l stay for a bit. so we're chilling, we both fall asleep again, and wake up in like 20 mins, and i'm like yo you can sleep here tonight if you want, she was like i think i'm gonna go home, I'm like word, i'll get you a cab, but we chill for like another half hour then i walk her to a cab and say goodnight. she's been texting me like all the time and fartbooking me all day and shit, and she comes through and chills in my house till like 3 in the morning and then just bounces. can a nigga get a hj at least, i mean the fuck? i need to stop smoking weed before i try to hook up with girls, it makes me mad tired.

[camel filters]

i keep reading each new story with hopes that a happy ending will follow but am disappointed everytime.

[nice weather]

I'm constantly catching myself dropping a lame one liner directly after finishing. I always feel like its the same thing that David Carrussos character in CSI Miami would do if he ever got laid.

post those one liners.


I had another story come to mind. A few months ago I met this seriously drop dead gorgeous girl through a friend and we got along pretty nicely right from the start and it all led to her basically forcing her number on me and arranging a date for a few days later. I was psyched. So we go on a couple daytime dates and a few days later I'm just casually texting her to see whats up, since I got home earlier than expected from work and she replies instantly with a "I just thought about you!, I'm so bored!" blah. I jumped in the shower, bleached my asshole like faster! and we met up and went to a bar, actually having a decent conversation the entire time. The whole thing happened shortly after Leslie Nielsen had passed, so I addressed that and turns out she knew all of Police Squad and Naked Gun by heart. It was fairly easy to have us both laughing most of the time after that. She was probably laughing at jokes, I was laughing because she was laughing and I saw where this could be going.
Then the bar closed and we went outside, she offered me a cigarette and I responded with a mandatory "I know". Since it was icecold outside she said she needed to grab my arm because the ground was so slippy. My left eyebrow moved up a little bit and I offered her to walk her to her door and she agreed. We had a few more laughs on the way when she said I had to come upstairs and watch an episode of police squad with her now, for the evenings sake. I had to work super early the next day and it was already 2am, but sure, let's watch some. I already had horrible puns about my very own naked gun go through my head when we got to her place. I made myself comfortable on the couch, disregarded an abercrombie bag in the corner and waited for her to come back from the bathroom. When she did, she took a seat not next to me, but on a different couch.
I was a bit baffled but tried to play it cool. As she was working the remote control I took a closer look at her living room and noticed a frame on the windowsill, portraying a girl and a dude kissing. I casually asked if she was living alone or if she maybe had  a roommate, but she didn't. I hesitated for a second, then followed up with a "hey, this might sound stupid, but do you happen to have a boyfriend?"
and she gave back a short yes. To be sure, I told her that that was a shame and that I would certainly would've had to make a move on a pretty girl that appreciated the naked gun as much as I did if she didn't. Awkward silence ensued and was only interrupted by the police squad main title.

[Sleazy]

i was 16 and had just moved back to the us from australia. i hooked up with all my skate homies and we were sharing stories of the things that had gone down over the year or so that i was gone. they were claiming that poon had become an easy commodity in my absence and that they were getting laid like it was nothing. they said come out with us tonight and you will get laid no problem. seemed kind of rediculous to me but i was down to check it out.

we hooked up and headed to the other side of town to this apartment. when we got there, there were a few girls there. most of my friends split to different apartments with different girls and i ended up at the apartment with this girl i never met and my friend. i hadn't even said a word to this girl and my friend kept motioning towards the bedroom with his head and giving me the don't me a pussy look. we are just sitting there in this long awkward moment of silence and then my friend says the girls name and says "you want to go in the room with sleazy?" and she's replies "yes" and we head back to the room. at this point i realzie these guys are for real and aparently have found a lot of ho's around town.

the girl was attrative in the young and haven't fucked up my body kind of way. we get into her room, get naked, dong bag gets strapped on and we start going at it. i'm thinking, "wow, this is amazing. easy pussy for days over here." and then next thing you know i can hear something in the other room and my friend comes running into the room and is like "her parents are home." i'm standing there but naked with only a dong bag on and my friend and the girl who had already managed to get some clothes on jump out the window and haul ass. by then the bedroom door is opening and i wasn't about to jump out the window naked, it was pitch black and couldn't find my clothes so i jumped in the closet.

"hey, is someone in there?"

"yeah..."

"where's my daughter?"

"i don't know she jumped out the window."

"who are you?"

"i'm just a friend of a friend who had stopped by."

"come out here now!"

"no way i'm coming out now and trust me when i say you don't want me to. turn on the light and leave the room and i'll be more than happy to jump out the window but no way am i coming out."

"OK then..."

i cam out the closet, grab my clothes and threw them on and then jumped out the window and ran to my car. my friends were already at my car having a good laugh. it was the start of the one of the craziest years of my life.

[Jack Klompis]

that is neither pathetic nor a failing attempt, its an excellent story though, and as long as it ends up in one of these threads i'm happy......and nice weather, the fact that you asked her right away as you figured it out and didn't bite your tongue is what's real, she knew what she was doin, girls pull that shit all the time without having the intentions of "following through", you clearly were interesting enough to her, they just don't know what the fuck they're doing most of the time.......what happened with the BF, was he outta town, or asleep in the other room or somethin??

[nice weather]

probably lives in another city.

A few days later I told her how shitty it was from her part to not tell me until that point and she seemed mildly embarrassed but also fairly indifferent. Didn't contact her again after and havent heard from her either. fuck her for giving police squad a foul aftertaste.

[Bobbito]

that is neither pathetic nor a failing attempt, its an excellent story though, and as long as it ends up in one of these threads i'm happy......and nice weather, the fact that you asked her right away as you figured it out and didn't bite your tongue is what's real, she knew what she was doin, girls pull that shit all the time without having the intentions of "following through", you clearly were interesting enough to her, they just don't know what the fuck they're doing most of the time.......what happened with the BF, was he outta town, or asleep in the other room or somethin??

So fucking true! Just read my first story in this thread, it's a prime example. Biggest pain in the ass ever!

[Watson]

About 4 years ago I met this super hot chick, and to my surprise she was super into me and did all the work of asking for the number, making the calls, asking to hang out etc. We were super into eachother, and practically dating, but nothing ever went down sexually. Closed mouth kisses on the lips, spooning on the couch, hand up the back of the shirt giving a back rub, etc. The furthest I ever got was rubbing some booty through her jeans.

Long story short, the chick was an evil succubus cock tease bitch and after pseudo-dating for quite awhile, she gave me the "I think we should just be friends" shit. Even longer story short, for the next two years she fucked my mind but not my cock by pushing me away and pulling me in and being a horrible person.

A few highlights include (in chronological order):

-After I quit talking to her for awhile, asking ME out "Will you be my boyfriend?" then a few days later I went to Vancouver and days after I left she hooked up with some other dude and then dated him for 7 months.

-Coming over to my house drunk and sleeping in my bed. (Obviously with no zoning the bone.)

-Dating one of my friends who lived in a different city and not telling me about it.

-Calling me up at 3:00 in the morning telling me that she knows that I'm the dude she wants to marry and have kids with eventually and she can't imagine herself ending up with any other guy but she just can't get into anything that serious right now because it scares her.

-Almost a year after I broke off all contact with her one of her friends whom she had a falling out with pulled me aside at a bar and told me I needed to change my e-mail passwords because this evil woman-devil whore was reading my e-mails.

Just a real dumb bitch (obv, omg!). After I finally got her out of my system and pushed her out of my life for good, I started to hear about all these dudes she was sleeping with. One friend, two friends, three friends of mine, etc. One time I actually had to witness two of my buddies being like "No way! You fucked her too?!"

The best part is when I found out that she went to Vegas for work and fucked Braydon Szafranski. After that I stopped being bummed and was stoked because it was all so ridiculous that it's funny.

So yeah, years of pathetic failure.

[nice weather]

nice1

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that is neither pathetic nor a failing attempt, its an excellent story though, and as long as it ends up in one of these threads i'm happy......and nice weather, the fact that you asked her right away as you figured it out and didn't bite your tongue is what's real, she knew what she was doin, girls pull that shit all the time without having the intentions of "following through", you clearly were interesting enough to her, they just don't know what the fuck they're doing most of the time.......what happened with the BF, was he outta town, or asleep in the other room or somethin??

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So fucking true! Just read my first story in this thread, it's a prime example. Biggest pain in the ass ever!

cock tease cunts that don't put out?  i got a lifetime of those, 35 years worth and counting!
the same goes for all those who practice the fine art of cock blocking, i hate you all.  i hope you die a horrible death, fuckers.



still waiting on your stories, strangefires.
 

[poocrusher]

Ohhh man...I got 3 within 2 weeks.  

First off, I'm 6 months out of a 8 year marriage relationship, so I go through times of perfect self-confidence and complete and utter desperation.  I'll wake up hungover, feel all guilty and terrible then feel all cock-sure just in time to go to the bars or a party.  It all starts about a month ago at a Christmas Party, I was getting pretty drunk like usual on a Friday night at an acquaintances house.  I was talking to these 3 chicks, two of them hot, the other larger but she had really pretty eyes.  Me and the bigger girl where having a great conversation about music and other shit.  Meanwhile, her two cute friends didn't want anything to do with me.  So it comes time to leave and I got a 15 minute walk ahead of me, my friend and I are about to leave when one of the good looking girls and the bigger girls decide to leave with us.  Of course the cute girl and my friend are talking and holding hands while the big girl grabs my hand.  I'm already pondering whether or not I'm this desperate...finally the bigger girl asks if she can stay at my house because my house was about 10 blocks closer.  Long story short, we smoke weed, listen to music and make out some.  I'm coming around to the fact that my ex-virginity of 6 months will probably be lost to a fat girl.  I think it's similar to drowning, I just felt all quiet and calm.  To my chagrin I couldn't even get her out of her dress because, "I don't wanna be used and abused like all other bigger girls".  I shortly fell asleep with a huge boner and a fat girl asking me repeatedly, "What are you thiiiinnkkkiiiinnnnggg"?  Last week I ran into her at a and bar she asked me to get her a drink, and wanted to pay for mine too, but of course she got the beers and was suddenly out of cash.  It was at that point that I went to the bathroom hoping to find the stall open, just so I could slam my dick in the lid.

I'll save the other two for a different day.  

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Ohhh man...I got 3 within 2 weeks.  

First off, I'm 6 months out of a 8 year marriage relationship, so I go through times of perfect self-confidence and complete and utter desperation.  I'll wake up hungover, feel all guilty and terrible then feel all cock-sure just in time to go to the bars or a party.  It all starts about a month ago at a Christmas Party, I was getting pretty drunk like usual on a Friday night at an acquaintances house.  I was talking to these 3 chicks, two of them hot, the other larger but she had really pretty eyes.  Me and the bigger girl where having a great conversation about music and other shit.  Meanwhile, her two cute friends didn't want anything to do with me.  So it comes time to leave and I got a 15 minute walk ahead of me, my friend and I are about to leave when one of the good looking girls and the bigger girls decide to leave with us.  Of course the cute girl and my friend are talking and holding hands while the big girl grabs my hand.  I'm already pondering whether or not I'm this desperate...finally the bigger girl asks if she can stay at my house because my house was about 10 blocks closer.  Long story short, we smoke weed, listen to music and make out some.  I'm coming around to the fact that my ex-virginity of 6 months will probably be lost to a fat girl.  I think it's similar to drowning, I just felt all quiet and calm.  To my chagrin I couldn't even get her out of her dress because, "I don't wanna be used and abused like all other bigger girls".  I shortly fell asleep with a huge boner and a fat girl asking me repeatedly, "What are you thiiiinnkkkiiiinnnnggg"?  Last week I ran into her at a and bar she asked me to get her a drink, and wanted to pay for mine too, but of course she got the beers and was suddenly out of cash.  It was at that point that I went to the bathroom hoping to find the stall open, just so I could slam my dick in the lid.

I'll save the other two for a different day.  

speaking of fat chicks,
my man asked me to fly wingman one night....the bitch was at least 6 foot something and 200 lbs.  mind you i'm like 5 foot nothing and 130lbs, wet!  we'll just say when push came to shove, i ran...actually i excused myself to the bathroom then jumped in a cab and hightailed it out of there, fuck my friend!
 

[StabMasterArson]

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I'm constantly catching myself dropping a lame one liner directly after finishing. I always feel like its the same thing that David Carrussos character in CSI Miami would do if he ever got laid.

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post those one liners.

I guess its not always directly after, but sometimes during. Off hand a few come to mind.

This one time I was getting head sitting on a five gallon bucket while my friend was hitting her from behind in the middle of the forrest. I asked the girl "is this the kind of stuff they teach you in school?"

When I was in Vegas in 07, I met the girl who trains the dolphins at the Mirage and was blackout drunk and ended up going home with her. I remember her showing me multiple picture of her with dolphins and kids, really boring shit. I figured it was already in the bag, and it was, I just had to stay awake long enough to do it. I blacked out and pretty much came too saying ".......but i'm fucking you instead." she was so unpleased. She pushed me off and rolled over and started crying. I will never know what I said I'd rather be doing, but ended up......fucking her instead.

[nice weather]

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I'm constantly catching myself dropping a lame one liner directly after finishing. I always feel like its the same thing that David Carrussos character in CSI Miami would do if he ever got laid.

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post those one liners.

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I guess its not always directly after, but sometimes during. Off hand a few come to mind.

This one time I was getting head sitting on a five gallon bucket while my friend was hitting her from behind in the middle of the forrest. I asked the girl "is this the kind of stuff they teach you in school?"

When I was in Vegas in 07, I met the girl who trains the dolphins at the Mirage and was blackout drunk and ended up going home with her. I remember her showing me multiple picture of her with dolphins and kids, really boring shit. I figured it was already in the bag, and it was, I just had to stay awake long enough to do it. I blacked out and pretty much came too saying ".......but i'm fucking you instead." she was so unpleased. She pushed me off and rolled over and started crying. I will never know what I said I'd rather be doing, but ended up......fucking her instead.

fuck, maybe its because I just woke up, but I haven't laughed this hard on slap in ages.

[longballlarry]

so this girl i've been talking to a lot lately came through today and we literally hung out and smoked weed from like 5pm - 7am like staying up all night talking and vibing, but no real flirting or hints on her part. and she just leaves at 7am to go home. I feel like a pussy but i'm pretty good at telling when girls are in to me and i think this chick is just trying to be friends, but i never met any girl that stays at some dudes house till the morning after having just recently met them on some friend shit. What do i do next time i see this girl? she's pretty cool so I'm totally down to just be friends and kick it and shit but she is pretty cute and i want to have sex with her also.

[ice nine]

fuck her and then get rid of her

[Tale Crab]

I went to run my fingers through her hair, and her scalp moved. It took a second for that to sink in, and just as it did, she grabbed my hand and pulled it away from her head. I asked her if she was wearing a wig, and she said yes.

Good thing you noticed it on time! Imagine the horror that would've ensued when grabbing her hair while banging from behind.

[Pelican]

I've always wanted to cum on a bald girl's head.