conversations with non skateboarders

[michaelclump]

what do you say when people ask you things likke
"whats your best trick" or"how does it stick to your feet"
and "are u good"

[ChildOfTheBurbs]

When they ask me those questions I reply with, "I don't know how to skate" or "I can't land anything".

Usually local park kids will ask you to do a trick they've seen you do or have heard of you doing. Always act like you can't do it or have never done it before. 

[finknoos]

tripple kickflip, i learnt it in skate camp with tony hawks and bam margera brah, then say "check it out" and do a shuvit

[noileum]

Answer 1 - Fuck Off

Answer 2 - Magic

[BriDen]

There are people that dont skate?

[pizzafliptofakie]

I always get questioned as to why I have both a normal board and a cruiser board. (My Zig Zagger) and when I try my best to explain, they usually respond with "Why not get a longboard?"


*Sigh*

[Joust Ostrich]

Your mom.
Physics.

[IskateBaker]

Your mom.
Physics.

^^ Best