Author Topic: Forrest (Read 5594 times)

thatskaterdude · « **on:** February 01, 2011, 01:29:59 AM »

ALREADY KILLIN IT! crooks team!

thatskaterdude · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:32:52 AM »

sorry i didn't clarify, but at crossroads

TomTom · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:44:43 AM »

what is your justification for this thread?

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:00:35 AM »

he already clarified it.

Junk Food · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2011, 09:26:18 AM »

hop off

cheep · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:15:28 AM »

i forgot about this guy... Thought someone made a F.O.R.E. Thread

The Twilight Zone · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:47:12 PM »

i heard he wasn't really trying

BuddyPal · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:49:52 PM »

dude straight killed it in vietnam

Aaa..... · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:04:40 PM »

BuddyPal

I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.

Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.

It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.

This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.

Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.

gutterhead. · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:09:52 PM »

you suck

frontsidecuntslide · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:10:28 PM »

Quote from: Aaa..... on February 01, 2011, 01:04:40 PM

BuddyPal

I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.

Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.

It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.

This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.

Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.

These messageboards is like a box of chocolates, and your post is the squeaky salty mystery nut conglomeration.

Aaa..... · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:19:39 PM »

Both of you are the white clones of Darren Harper, which make you two the wiggerest wiggers in the whole galaxy.

You turn your SWAG on, call jeremy rogers up, and after that you go fucking old homeless grandmothers.

Fucking peasants.

You are dismissed.

gutterhead. · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:43:23 PM »

you still suck

Lordata · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2011, 01:46:35 PM »

post 6-11 (minus one) all made me lol.

and Aaa...
Go focus your account because we'll never be seeing a tasty chocolate from you.

hekkahyphy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:39:12 PM »

=O what just happenned?

choke mayne · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:34:51 PM »

regular.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Aaa..... on February 01, 2011, 01:04:40 PM

BuddyPal

I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.

Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.

It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.

This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.

Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.

Forrest Gump sucks, and that's not why I don't fuck my grandmother.

Skater Austin · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2011, 06:08:12 PM »

Whitely wasnt really tryin when he announced the winner.

Chris P. Bacon · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2011, 08:18:39 PM »

Quote from: Aaa..... on February 01, 2011, 01:04:40 PM

BuddyPal

I love to act like a cocky dick head and a stupid motherfucker filled with ignorance to the very top, but even an asshole as fucked up as me never touches Forrest Gump or The Shawshank Redemption.

Some things are untouchable. Simply like that.

It's ok to type bullshit about anything on any message board, but no jokes about Forrest Gump.

This film gave Planet Earth a hope for centuries to go.

Doing jokes about Forrest Gump is like fucking your own grandmother - you just can't do it, because you must not do it. It is against the nature of human life.

kooking you doesnt even do justice at this point.

Aaa..... · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2011, 10:06:05 PM »

Don't forget to address the Emperor as "Your Majesty", you dirty servants.

You all fucking retards, worse than j.casanova's new freestyle about six inch or seven inch or whatever the fuck it was about.

I just finished a phone talk with my slave Obama, he reported that all you fucking glue sniffers who answered above my marvellous message (I mean this one, you ignorant grandmother bangers) are gay and are going to fuck some more grandmothers tonight. My slaves from CIA predict that some of them will be homeless, some of them will be your own grandmothers, some will be your neighbours whom you will anally gang rape.

I typed my order before and I will repeat myself once again, you dumb fucks:

YOU ARE DISMISSED!

Get the fuck out of my message board and stop touching that laptop you touch, because your laptop belongs to me, just like your life.

Dismissed!

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #20 on:** February 01, 2011, 10:12:45 PM »

if someone fucked a grandmother, how would that make them gay. I think it'd make them pretty brave.

Boomhauer · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2011, 10:23:23 PM »

how many fuckin forrest edwards threads.

ticklefingers · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2011, 10:39:12 PM »

welcome to the slap forums. i can already see you're going to be a great addition to this wonderful community

Aaa..... · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2011, 11:55:54 PM »

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You did not receive enough attention as a child.
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You are right! In fact, you are the first one on this message board full with peasants and wankers to speak THE TRUTH.

But you have just forgotten to mention something else:

I was also punked by a girl who lived nearby when I was a little kid growing up in Pakistan. She used to rock that big strap on with steel spikes. Imagine what happened to me after that.

get some · « **Reply #24 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:38:53 AM »

Quote from: Boomhauer on February 01, 2011, 10:23:23 PM

how many fuckin forrest edwards threads.

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #25 on:** February 02, 2011, 01:55:44 AM »

great thread

dolphinstyle. · « **Reply #26 on:** February 02, 2011, 02:37:40 AM »

Quote from: Aaa..... on February 01, 2011, 11:55:54 PM

You did not receive enough attention as a child.
[/quote]

You are right! In fact, you are the first one on this message board full with peasants and wankers to speak THE TRUTH.

But you have just forgotten to mention something else:

I was also punked by a girl who lived nearby when I was a little kid growing up in Pakistan. She used to rock that big strap on with steel spikes. Imagine what happened to me after that.

[/quote]

and what is the purpose of your posts?

finknoos · « **Reply #27 on:** February 02, 2011, 04:49:07 AM »

i normally dont care when new posters are weird and annoying, i didnt even mind austin, but this Aaa chap is gonna be getting "ignored" prety fucking soon

Perro Mojado · « **Reply #28 on:** February 02, 2011, 05:14:14 AM »

yeah fucking your grandmother takes balls

Aaa..... · « **Reply #29 on:** February 02, 2011, 05:20:46 AM »

You type that "ignored soon" bullshit just like it all really matters.

You are the one who MUST GO AND SEE A PSYCHIATRIST IMMEDIATELY. PLEASE TAKE THIS WHOLE FORUM WITH YOU.

Internet, message boards, being serious about shit on the internet - It all doesn't matter. But a DRAMA QUEEN LIKE YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT.

You are a person taking internet serious, which is a mistake.

Nobody gives a fuck about message boards, nobody gives a fuck about internet, nobody gives a fuck about many other things.

Moderators, delete my account. I laughed enough at all those pricks and assholes. That was my purpose, to have fun seeing pricks acting all serious.

The same joke everyday is already annoying.

Author Topic: Forrest (Read 5594 times)

The Twilight Zone

BuddyPal

Aaa.....

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hekkahyphy

Skater Austin

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TheFreshSC

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