Ahh i'm not even going to get involved in the "no beautiful girls in Europe" thing, you've obviously never been to Europe, all i can say is Spain and France basically have super models walking around fucking everywhere.
As for no pretty girls in the UK, yeah if you live in a shitty mining town unlucky, yeah Aberdeen a fishing town basically so some of the local are haggard, but then it's the oil capital of Euro, so there's some fucking hot chicks here, seriously 30 miles outside the city there's a town where pretty much every girl is fucking model matrial, i know i spend a lot of time there. . . .