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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #180 on: October 08, 2006, 08:19:23 PM »
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it looks like two different bodies were cut in half...then put together

shes hot though...i had a major crush on her when "the professional" came out.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #181 on: October 08, 2006, 08:33:24 PM »
I liked her better in Beautiful Girls.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #182 on: October 08, 2006, 08:34:59 PM »
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it looks like two different bodies were cut in half...then put together

shes hot though...i had a major crush on her when "the professional" came out.
No man, they are real. Just do a google search about it. They were taken by paparazzi on a nude beach during the filming of the 2nd Star Wars prequel, and have been on the net for years.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #183 on: October 08, 2006, 08:51:55 PM »
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Natalie Portman

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it looks like two different bodies were cut in half...then put together

shes hot though...i had a major crush on her when "the professional" came out.
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No man, they are real. Just do a google search about it. They were taken by paparazzi on a nude beach during the filming of the 2nd Star Wars prequel, and have been on the net for years.

yeah..i know they're real. I remember masterbating to these very same pics a few years ago.

..i just think she should take her top off more, to get rid of that tan.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #184 on: October 08, 2006, 08:53:03 PM »
I liked her better in Beautiful Girls.

hahaha....Berra was in that flick. Or was that another natalie portman movie?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #185 on: October 08, 2006, 09:17:29 PM »
tiny nipples.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #186 on: October 08, 2006, 10:16:54 PM »
tiny nipples.
better than dinner plate nipples though

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #187 on: October 08, 2006, 10:55:16 PM »
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Natalie Portman

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it looks like two different bodies were cut in half...then put together

shes hot though...i had a major crush on her when "the professional" came out.

wasnt she supposed to be like 12 in the professional

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #188 on: October 08, 2006, 11:23:27 PM »
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Natalie Portman

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it looks like two different bodies were cut in half...then put together

shes hot though...i had a major crush on her when "the professional" came out.
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wasnt she supposed to be like 12 in the professional

yeah...and i was like....10. So everything works out.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #189 on: October 09, 2006, 12:39:48 AM »
tiny nipples.

Word. she is about 5'1" though, so... tiny girl.

But there's an upside to this.

She's Natalie Portman.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #190 on: October 09, 2006, 12:21:14 PM »
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it looks like two different bodies were cut in half...then put together

shes hot though...i had a major crush on her when "the professional" came out.

I still have a major crush on her. Not from the same movie of course...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #191 on: October 09, 2006, 12:31:36 PM »
I have a crush on Camilla Belle too.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #192 on: October 09, 2006, 01:35:37 PM »
I have a crush on Camilla Belle too.

She looks like Chris Noth.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #193 on: October 10, 2006, 12:53:51 AM »
so how 'bout those adriana lima pics?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #194 on: October 10, 2006, 01:04:05 AM »
She is a beautiful girl.
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #195 on: October 10, 2006, 11:31:53 PM »
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I liked her better in Beautiful Girls.
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hahaha....Berra was in that flick. Or was that another natalie portman movie?

prolly Anywhere But Here.  no lines, nothing, just total fake spot steez.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #196 on: October 12, 2006, 05:34:56 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #197 on: October 12, 2006, 05:42:15 PM »
her breast!!!!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #198 on: October 12, 2006, 05:44:28 PM »
She is not attractive.  She was alright before she turned into skin and bones.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #199 on: October 12, 2006, 05:44:59 PM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #200 on: October 12, 2006, 05:55:04 PM »
r does fake anyways? lyke shes skin n bones but she stil got da tits, woultn u tink dat dey would also get smalla. she gross btw, all freckly and shit, looks irish.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #201 on: October 12, 2006, 06:53:58 PM »
r does fake anyways? lyke shes skin n bones but she stil got da tits, woultn u tink dat dey would also get smalla. she gross btw, all freckly and shit, looks irish.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #202 on: October 13, 2006, 12:17:35 AM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #203 on: October 13, 2006, 10:04:12 AM »

She's alright. I woundn't say she's "beautiful" - She's like a younger"upstairs downstairs" girl.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #204 on: October 13, 2006, 10:05:21 AM »
didn't pay much attention to her until my girlfriend said she was pretty....



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #205 on: October 13, 2006, 10:13:34 AM »

Jessica Biel

Lets bring it back to "beautiful women" REALLY not butter face in the city girls or women who banged Fraiser's brother on tv.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #206 on: October 13, 2006, 10:19:02 AM »

Natalie Imbruglia

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #207 on: October 13, 2006, 10:29:02 AM »
holy shit. i totally forgot how hot natalie imbruglia is. damn.

i had a discussion about the following person recently, my friend said he wouldn't bang her. what an idiot.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #208 on: October 13, 2006, 10:42:44 AM »
fuck yeah lanie!
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #209 on: October 13, 2006, 10:45:20 AM »




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