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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #390 on: January 25, 2007, 12:26:51 PM »



sometimes the "things" and "friends" you enjoy the most, will hurt you the most, and play an ultimate factor in how you leave this earth.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #391 on: January 25, 2007, 12:31:48 PM »
oh liz vicious, nothin like a goth chick that rambles and smokes for 20 minutes before she finally fucks you. and shes a horrible actress too, but would be fun to hammer
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #392 on: January 25, 2007, 12:36:38 PM »
Make sure this one's on the cover of your next porno.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #393 on: January 25, 2007, 12:53:03 PM »
or this


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #394 on: January 25, 2007, 01:10:34 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #395 on: January 25, 2007, 03:08:29 PM »
cory kennedy, ahh yea.

the strung out beat out the oriental.








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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #396 on: January 25, 2007, 04:03:25 PM »
Make sure this one's on the cover of your next porno.


Young as they cum 20.  Go fucking get it right now.  She's got the first scene and damn.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #397 on: January 25, 2007, 04:16:44 PM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #398 on: January 25, 2007, 09:42:00 PM »
i love the heroin bitches, but i assume they come with some issues of their own...
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #399 on: January 25, 2007, 10:55:30 PM »
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cory kennedy, ahh yea.

the strung out beat out the oriental.







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eww what the fuck

damn, i know what was i thinking?
not posting up orientals, shame on me.

good though, more for me.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #400 on: January 26, 2007, 12:12:09 AM »
I know for a fact this girl would never bring up old stuff, complain about other girls, want kimchee nor ever ask for heroin.








Plus, I could watch her suck dick all day.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #401 on: January 26, 2007, 05:54:59 AM »
i love the heroin bitches, but i assume they come with some issues of their own...


Christ honestly if Korean chicks are coming with drama, you've obviously never even spoken to a smack head chick, who's "trying to kick it"

Yeah that's right, you knew taking smack was dumb as fuck, so you did it anyway, now you're a junkie and it's your own fault and i just don't care if you're kicking it or not just stop pretending you're not thinking about it ALL the time

China White should now post a short story about it.....
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #402 on: January 26, 2007, 07:56:07 AM »
I'm confused, are you guys talking about women you like to fuck or date? Seems like for fucking, level of pain in the ass wouldn't matter because if you got skills you will only be around them for a few hours anyway.

A wise pimp once said, never start talking too bitches till after midnight or you'll be talking to that bitch all night.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #403 on: January 26, 2007, 11:41:47 AM »
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Make sure this one's on the cover of your next porno.


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Young as they cum 20.  Go fucking get it right now.  She's got the first scene and damn.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #404 on: January 26, 2007, 11:54:20 AM »
If you don't know, it's your duty to search her.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #405 on: January 26, 2007, 12:03:32 PM »
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i love the heroin bitches, but i assume they come with some issues of their own...
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Christ honestly if Korean chicks are coming with drama, you've obviously never even spoken to a smack head chick, who's "trying to kick it"

Yeah that's right, you knew taking smack was dumb as fuck, so you did it anyway, now you're a junkie and it's your own fault and i just don't care if you're kicking it or not just stop pretending you're not thinking about it ALL the time

China White should now post a short story about it.....

...I was kicking cold turkey, and...I was freezing to death but sweating, my heart was pumping out of my chest and I couldn't get the image of all the suspect bitches that I have hooked up with in the city while smashed, i'm talking bitches with shit encrusted lips... and my crotch is itching and i'm wodering if i've got the HIV, hopefully its just gonerea. If it is, hopefully i got it from that scottish bitch at the clud, behind the speakers, the one that let me stink finger her for 15 minutes before she started to cry, revealing that her dad used to do that to her.  don't you hate that? i was only doing it so she would buy us a bundle no questions asked, after that i needed more than my usual 3 bags to even relax, fuck.  the fucking xanax isn't working for the anxiety, then I start thinking about all the friendships i have ruined, and how i need to get my priorities straight, go back to school, get a job. that's when it hits me, i think its a fart but i really soil my boxers, so i crawl to the bathroom but i slip and hit my head on the sink. i wake up to the scottish bitch sneering over me with those yellow busted teeth eating hula hoops and sipping on a can of carlberg special brew, so i'm like what the fuck i haven't showered in 5 days and can smell my dick, wonder what it smels like for her. thankfully she flicks a bag of smack with her pointer finger and slowly hands it to me. guess i'll have to close my eyes and worry about it the next time i decide to kick...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #406 on: January 26, 2007, 01:08:42 PM »
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i love the heroin bitches, but i assume they come with some issues of their own...
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Christ honestly if Korean chicks are coming with drama, you've obviously never even spoken to a smack head chick, who's "trying to kick it"

Yeah that's right, you knew taking smack was dumb as fuck, so you did it anyway, now you're a junkie and it's your own fault and i just don't care if you're kicking it or not just stop pretending you're not thinking about it ALL the time

China White should now post a short story about it.....
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...I was kicking cold turkey, and...I was freezing to death but sweating, my heart was pumping out of my chest and I couldn't get the image of all the suspect bitches that I have hooked up with in the city while smashed, i'm talking bitches with shit encrusted lips... and my crotch is itching and i'm wodering if i've got the HIV, hopefully its just gonerea. If it is, hopefully i got it from that scottish bitch at the clud, behind the speakers, the one that let me stink finger her for 15 minutes before she started to cry, revealing that her dad used to do that to her.  don't you hate that? i was only doing it so she would buy us a bundle no questions asked, after that i needed more than my usual 3 bags to even relax, fuck.  the fucking xanax isn't working for the anxiety, then I start thinking about all the friendships i have ruined, and how i need to get my priorities straight, go back to school, get a job. that's when it hits me, i think its a fart but i really soil my boxers, so i crawl to the bathroom but i slip and hit my head on the sink. i wake up to the scottish bitch sneering over me with those yellow busted teeth eating hula hoops and sipping on a can of carlberg special brew, so i'm like what the fuck i haven't showered in 5 days and can smell my dick, wonder what it smels like for her. thankfully she flicks a bag of smack with her pointer finger and slowly hands it to me. guess i'll have to close my eyes and worry about it the next time i decide to kick...

AHAHAHA - so you actually live in Scotland as well, fuck man did you meet that chick at the Pelican Club, sounds pretty spot on to me hahaha
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #407 on: January 26, 2007, 01:47:51 PM »
I know for a fact this girl would never bring up old stuff, complain about other girls, want kimchee nor ever ask for heroin.








Plus, I could watch her suck dick all day.

rita!
that's a beautiful woman and a beautiful whore.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #408 on: January 26, 2007, 01:53:53 PM »
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i love the heroin bitches, but i assume they come with some issues of their own...
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Christ honestly if Korean chicks are coming with drama, you've obviously never even spoken to a smack head chick, who's "trying to kick it"

Yeah that's right, you knew taking smack was dumb as fuck, so you did it anyway, now you're a junkie and it's your own fault and i just don't care if you're kicking it or not just stop pretending you're not thinking about it ALL the time

China White should now post a short story about it.....
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...I was kicking cold turkey, and...I was freezing to death but sweating, my heart was pumping out of my chest and I couldn't get the image of all the suspect bitches that I have hooked up with in the city while smashed, i'm talking bitches with shit encrusted lips... and my crotch is itching and i'm wodering if i've got the HIV, hopefully its just gonerea. If it is, hopefully i got it from that scottish bitch at the clud, behind the speakers, the one that let me stink finger her for 15 minutes before she started to cry, revealing that her dad used to do that to her.  don't you hate that? i was only doing it so she would buy us a bundle no questions asked, after that i needed more than my usual 3 bags to even relax, fuck.  the fucking xanax isn't working for the anxiety, then I start thinking about all the friendships i have ruined, and how i need to get my priorities straight, go back to school, get a job. that's when it hits me, i think its a fart but i really soil my boxers, so i crawl to the bathroom but i slip and hit my head on the sink. i wake up to the scottish bitch sneering over me with those yellow busted teeth eating hula hoops and sipping on a can of carlberg special brew, so i'm like what the fuck i haven't showered in 5 days and can smell my dick, wonder what it smels like for her. thankfully she flicks a bag of smack with her pointer finger and slowly hands it to me. guess i'll have to close my eyes and worry about it the next time i decide to kick...
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AHAHAHA - so you actually live in Scotland as well, fuck man did you meet that chick at the Pelican Club, sounds pretty spot on to me hahaha
nah, have been there a few times. I was born in England, my family is from Newcastle, which is pretty much like Scotland, and I have many friends in the area and London.  I posses a British passport, but live in the US.  Now in NC, my own private hell, but moving back to NYC or Providence early feb.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #409 on: January 26, 2007, 02:35:59 PM »
Shit - it must be the genes !!!

Man, you know Glasgow used to be Europes smack capital, but per/population Aberdeen has been shit storming those mothers for about 7 years now, after all the fish jobs got laid off, adn the cheap smack came in, everyone went to smack.

Seriously, the amount of people i know who've OD'd is pretty amazing, i kinda want to ask all about you're little tipple with the devil adn all but everyones different, the guy's/girls i know where that all ended up on junk were basically ravers that couldn't sleep after to much speed and e's and started taking smack to "help them sleep", obviously - downward spiral with the old dragon !

Anyway, yes i grasp you're background now, you'd have loved the Deen in your prime, it's grey depressing, and cold as fuck, it would make for the perfect enviroment, also, you'd have just been paid off and had a couple grand in the bank to make you you kicked it off the right way hahaha

On a side note, i'd like to add that the cops just busted a £1 million quids worth of crack and the same amount of Smack, also the hooked up some "8 balls" at the same time about £50,000 worht it's funny they think that matters, tis but a drop in the ocean here just now......
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #410 on: January 26, 2007, 02:45:57 PM »
in their own way, some British cities are pretty hardcore...
i'll pm you the details sometime if you really want to know, i just don't want everyone all up in my shit, althought this is kind of anonymous... scotland is cool. ever see 'the acid test'? many the smae actors as trainspotting, based on a book of short stories written by e. mcgregor, it's 3 or so short films. pretty fucked, actually.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #411 on: January 26, 2007, 02:53:13 PM »
in their own way, some British cities are pretty hardcore...
i'll pm you the details sometime if you really want to know, i just don't want everyone all up in my shit, althought this is kind of anonymous... scotland is cool. ever see 'the acid test'? many the smae actors as trainspotting, based on a book of short stories written by e. mcgregor, it's 3 or so short films. pretty fucked, actually.

Yes i know it well hahaha, and that's just what it's like in the shitty areas, JUST what it's like, "Aye ahh, jisst wana borrra saum L'etyyy"
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #412 on: January 26, 2007, 03:34:01 PM »
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I know for a fact this girl would never bring up old stuff, complain about other girls, want kimchee nor ever ask for heroin.








Plus, I could watch her suck dick all day.
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that's a beautiful woman and a beautiful whore.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #413 on: January 26, 2007, 07:41:47 PM »
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cory kennedy, ahh yea.

the strung out beat out the oriental.







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eww what the fuck

cory is intense.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #414 on: January 26, 2007, 07:55:46 PM »
So.... Let me get this straight... Cory Kennedy is one of those girls that starts a "Party Photo Site", posts mostly photos of herself, then floods them all over Myspace, like she just happened to be there?

God, I hate those girls.

But check out my new site!
www.pinkmafia.ca

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #415 on: January 26, 2007, 08:07:12 PM »
attracted to her soley on the fact her name is one of those guys name that can also be a womans.

besides that ive seen one million of her.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #416 on: January 26, 2007, 09:48:18 PM »
That kind of bitch is the reason why most men this generation have turn into complete sissies.



I'm pretty sure Rita could eat that little shit in one serving.








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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #417 on: January 27, 2007, 09:45:41 AM »
Iceland's got the most bangin' broads.








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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #418 on: January 27, 2007, 02:35:11 PM »
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in their own way, some British cities are pretty hardcore...
i'll pm you the details sometime if you really want to know, i just don't want everyone all up in my shit, althought this is kind of anonymous... scotland is cool. ever see 'the acid test'? many the smae actors as trainspotting, based on a book of short stories written by e. mcgregor, it's 3 or so short films. pretty fucked, actually.
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Yes i know it well hahaha, and that's just what it's like in the shitty areas, JUST what it's like, "Aye ahh, jisst wana borrra saum L'etyyy"

haha, yeah bro.  fucking psyched.  just learned today that i'm moving back to nyc in the coming weeks, back to a place with culture and opportunities, not like this bumfuck north carolina town. seems like we would have a laugh kicking it and skating. next time i'm in the british isles we'll have to shred... die heard, ne die harder... fuckign top gadgie...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #419 on: January 27, 2007, 04:19:29 PM »






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