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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #810 on: March 07, 2007, 10:01:57 PM »
screw this

okay so 1.70m is about 67 inches. thats uhh, 5'7"
shit i gotta be about 1.90 m then
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #811 on: March 07, 2007, 10:13:11 PM »
the metric system fucked up the hubble telescope. they did the first couple calculations in metric and the next couple in the only correct system of measurement when they were placing the giant mirror in the satellite. all the pictures came  back out of focus and they had to send a team up to fix it. way to go europe. if it wasn't for your gaylord system of measurement we could've save major dollars.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #812 on: March 07, 2007, 10:14:23 PM »
you americans use miles and farenheit, i think thats way worse
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #813 on: March 07, 2007, 10:29:12 PM »
you're not even 2 meters. americans like having more. i'm six feet. i can't even imagine how imasculated i'd feel if i was only two meters.

oh and also






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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #814 on: March 07, 2007, 10:30:13 PM »
her boobs are cool but her face is wack

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #815 on: March 07, 2007, 10:49:28 PM »
what about that girl from american idol with all the racy pictures?
dont act like you dont know her name. antonella barba. the pics are probably fake tho

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #816 on: March 07, 2007, 10:53:50 PM »
you're not even 2 meters. americans like having more. i'm six feet. i can't even imagine how imasculated i'd feel if i was only two meters.

your not 2 meters. at 6'3", im way more alpha male then you, i could kick your ass at Keys to the Vip man. you dont even know. fuck it, its the internet, i might as well say im 7'25", then any babes reading this will thing my dicks 20 feet long
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #817 on: March 07, 2007, 11:09:44 PM »
fuck. how tall to be two meters? can't we go to war over this or something?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #818 on: March 07, 2007, 11:26:00 PM »
A few years ago I heard about this guy getting arrested in England for selling bananas by the pound...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #819 on: March 08, 2007, 12:36:15 AM »
you're not even 2 meters. americans like having more. i'm six feet. i can't even imagine how imasculated i'd feel if i was only two meters.

haha, you're only 1.80-1.85 or something... not even two!   :P

2 meters is like, 6.8 or something
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #820 on: March 08, 2007, 12:37:26 AM »
i thought 3 feet were in a meter.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #821 on: March 08, 2007, 12:38:35 AM »
i thought 3 feet were in a meter.
3 feet is just above 90 centimeters...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #822 on: March 08, 2007, 04:50:13 AM »
you americans use miles and farenheit, i think thats way worse
i always kind of thought cuddlemonster is euro.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #823 on: March 08, 2007, 04:58:01 AM »
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you americans use miles and farenheit, i think thats way worse
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i always kind of thought cuddlemonster is euro.

(offtopic sorry about that) how do you smell a euro?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #824 on: March 08, 2007, 05:04:36 AM »
it was unconditional.
I dont know, does he drive transam on six lane highway?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #825 on: March 08, 2007, 09:34:08 AM »
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you americans use miles and farenheit, i think thats way worse
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i always kind of thought cuddlemonster is euro.
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(offtopic sorry about that) how do you smell a euro?

with your nose. they always smell like bright orange leather jackets and super tight square toed sneakers.

and no i'm not fucking euro. what gave you that idea? 100% MERICAN!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #826 on: March 08, 2007, 09:45:08 AM »
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what about that girl from american idol with all the racy pictures?
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dont act like you dont know her name. antonella barba. the pics are probably fake tho

i actually didn't know her name.  saw some shit on the news bout it though.  she's from jersey too, holla.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #827 on: March 08, 2007, 10:10:37 AM »
wow the beautiful women on this page are pretty awesome.
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #828 on: March 08, 2007, 10:23:11 AM »
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you're not even 2 meters. americans like having more. i'm six feet. i can't even imagine how imasculated i'd feel if i was only two meters.

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haha, you're only 1.80-1.85 or something... not even two!   :P

2 meters is like, 6.8 or something

see, now thats confusing as fuck cause if you say 6.5 feet then you really mean 6 feet 6 inches
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #829 on: March 08, 2007, 02:42:26 PM »
take that measuring  shit somewhere else.





« Last Edit: March 08, 2007, 02:44:40 PM by Big Bird »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #830 on: March 08, 2007, 03:08:00 PM »
check the hands, can you say E.T.?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #831 on: March 08, 2007, 03:11:47 PM »
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you're not even 2 meters. americans like having more. i'm six feet. i can't even imagine how imasculated i'd feel if i was only two meters.

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haha, you're only 1.80-1.85 or something... not even two!   :P

2 meters is like, 6.8 or something
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see, now thats confusing as fuck cause if you say 6.5 feet then you really mean 6 feet 6 inches
sorry... this is how you do it: 6'8'', right?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #832 on: March 08, 2007, 04:01:10 PM »
take that measuring  shit somewhere else.








not more than

half a damn second passed

before i had buddy in my hand beatin it till it spit all over her

face, back. booty cheeks, booty crack, pussylips  of ms dash

i am seriosly typing with sheffjuices running down my screen

i have made that my screen saver

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #833 on: March 08, 2007, 04:20:44 PM »
check the hands, can you say E.T.?

looks like she just finished gardening
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #834 on: March 08, 2007, 05:52:50 PM »


« Last Edit: March 08, 2007, 05:55:56 PM by Big Bird »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #835 on: March 08, 2007, 06:03:59 PM »
those nips...gotta go

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #836 on: March 08, 2007, 06:14:01 PM »
bomb those nipples asap
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #837 on: March 08, 2007, 06:26:26 PM »



look at that spinnaker!

*whistles*

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #838 on: March 08, 2007, 07:03:18 PM »


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #839 on: March 08, 2007, 07:35:53 PM »
nasty stuff...