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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1080 on: June 18, 2007, 12:25:49 AM »
steve alba's hottest cousin.










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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1081 on: June 18, 2007, 09:37:32 AM »
steve alba's hottest cousin.





Her tits are probably able to open cans.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1082 on: June 18, 2007, 11:11:29 AM »
fuck Jalba man, she's the new Christina Aguilera; its all about Chloe.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1083 on: June 18, 2007, 11:22:24 AM »
Fuck that bitch.

She sucked dick on camera.

Whore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brown_Bunny (info on the movie where shes giving REAL head)

Ewww. Sorry to whoever had to see that. Heres a link to photographic evidence.

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/Chloe-Sevigny-The-Brown-Bunny-UNCENSORED.jpg
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1084 on: June 18, 2007, 11:34:56 AM »
Jessica Alba has her fucking ass out in every single film she's ever done. If anyone's a whore is Mrs Hollywood over there.

Douche

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1085 on: June 18, 2007, 11:38:14 AM »
Dude, are you 12?

An ass is an ass is an ass. Whatever. No biggie there.

That chick Chloe SUCKED DICK ON CAMERA. LIKE A PORNSTAR.

Word on the set was that she actually gobbled that shit up too. Nastiness!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1086 on: June 18, 2007, 11:44:30 AM »
I spose if i'm twelve then you're thirteen right?

I haven't seen that film, it looks like garbage. But who cares if she gave real head on camera. I'd rather hang out with a transgressor than a fucking money grabbing sell-out.

julien donkeyboy and Gummo vs the fantastic four and some shit about being underwater in a bikini? To each his own and all that, but seriously. 

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1087 on: June 18, 2007, 11:55:42 AM »
Whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a second here mister.


Since when did we start talking about quality of movie roles between actresses?? You my friend have gotten WAY off topic.

Title of the thread is "beautiful women thread."

And since your fake girlfriend gives head on camera, (a la any pornstar) I have used my authority (given to me by me, thank you) and removed your vote for Chloe Sevigny as a "beautiful woman."

Any chick that gives head on camera for money is a whore. Thus, immediately deeming her un-beautiful.

Game. Set. Match.



Now back on topic...



I so dont care what she looks like in the face...


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1088 on: June 18, 2007, 12:05:24 PM »
fuck authority.

And beauty is all encompasing, thus jessica alba's horrific career back catalogue, which proves she is a douche, makes her all the less attractive.

Aside from all that, Chloe Sevigny is just straight hot... mister. 

But yeah, you called me out on the pseudo-girlfriend part. My actual girlfriend is a fucking dog.

Bye, douche.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1089 on: June 18, 2007, 12:07:34 PM »
E for effort.

I say good day to you sir.


I said good day.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1090 on: June 18, 2007, 01:09:57 PM »
You guys are dumb.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1091 on: June 18, 2007, 01:16:25 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1092 on: June 18, 2007, 01:54:40 PM »
alba is hot....but waaay overrated.

sevigny is just right.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1093 on: June 18, 2007, 08:51:45 PM »
fuck Jalba man, she's the new Christina Aguilera; its all about Chloe.


this picture gives me an erection

i saw that scene in the movie where she gives head
she has a very onorthodox style

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1094 on: June 18, 2007, 08:57:44 PM »
steve alba's hottest cousin.


why dont you just put up britney spears?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1095 on: June 18, 2007, 09:00:41 PM »
i'd love to date chloe as long as she didnt talk

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1096 on: June 18, 2007, 09:02:04 PM »





she looks like my girlfriend in that picture...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1097 on: June 18, 2007, 09:53:45 PM »
Whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a second here mister.

Since when did we start talking about quality of movie roles between actresses?? You my friend have gotten WAY off topic.

Title of the thread is "beautiful women thread."

And since your fake girlfriend gives head on camera, (a la any pornstar) I have used my authority (given to me by me, thank you) and removed your vote for Chloe Sevigny as a "beautiful woman."

Any chick that gives head on camera for money is a whore. Thus, immediately deeming her un-beautiful.

Game. Set. Match.

So you're actually saying its impossible for a porn star or any girl who sucks dick on camera to be beautiful?  Your logic is flawed my friend.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1098 on: June 18, 2007, 10:17:42 PM »
The Gav wanted me to post this for him.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1099 on: June 18, 2007, 10:23:10 PM »


Unbelievably gorgeous.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1100 on: June 18, 2007, 10:32:30 PM »
Australian Model Emily Scott.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1101 on: June 18, 2007, 11:41:57 PM »
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Whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a second here mister.

Since when did we start talking about quality of movie roles between actresses?? You my friend have gotten WAY off topic.

Title of the thread is "beautiful women thread."

And since your fake girlfriend gives head on camera, (a la any pornstar) I have used my authority (given to me by me, thank you) and removed your vote for Chloe Sevigny as a "beautiful woman."

Any chick that gives head on camera for money is a whore. Thus, immediately deeming her un-beautiful.

Game. Set. Match.
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So you're actually saying its impossible for a porn star or any girl who sucks dick on camera to be beautiful?  Your logic is flawed my friend.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1102 on: June 18, 2007, 11:57:06 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1103 on: June 19, 2007, 02:18:26 PM »
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Whoa, whoa whoa. Wait a second here mister.

Since when did we start talking about quality of movie roles between actresses?? You my friend have gotten WAY off topic.

Title of the thread is "beautiful women thread."

And since your fake girlfriend gives head on camera, (a la any pornstar) I have used my authority (given to me by me, thank you) and removed your vote for Chloe Sevigny as a "beautiful woman."

Any chick that gives head on camera for money is a whore. Thus, immediately deeming her un-beautiful.

Game. Set. Match.
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So you're actually saying its impossible for a porn star or any girl who sucks dick on camera to be beautiful?  Your logic is flawed my friend.
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nikita denise always seemed too pretty to do porn. it seems like she should've been cast as the eastern european vamp/villian svetlana onobova in the prequel true lies 2: when harry met helen.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1104 on: June 19, 2007, 02:45:52 PM »
lots of pornstars seem too pretty to be doing porn.  they should at least be trophy wives or something...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1105 on: June 19, 2007, 02:54:11 PM »



id read about allison stokke and her rise to internet fame/infamy, but had never actually seen a picture of her.  now i understand a bit better.  thank you

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1106 on: June 19, 2007, 05:56:01 PM »
one day ill stop having gay social disorders and get me a girl like her.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1107 on: June 19, 2007, 06:03:44 PM »
she doesnt seem like much of a skater dater
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1108 on: June 19, 2007, 06:04:34 PM »
it will be my dirty little secret.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1109 on: June 19, 2007, 08:23:15 PM »