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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1110 on: June 19, 2007, 08:36:28 PM »
lots of pornstars seem too pretty to be doing porn.  they should at least be trophy wives or something...

a lot of the eastern european ones aren't necessarily doing it of their own free will...white slavery in the eastern bloc is a bitch...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1111 on: June 19, 2007, 09:22:23 PM »
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id read about allison stokke and her rise to internet fame/infamy, but had never actually seen a picture of her.  now i understand a bit better.  thank you

Have you heard about her father?  Dude is fucked up.  He made a comment in the papers about how it was a girls fault when she got raped by a cop, but when he found out his daughter is huge on the internet, he freaked out.  You can do anything you want to a woman and he doesn't care, as long as that woman isn't his daughter.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1112 on: June 19, 2007, 09:35:55 PM »
i want her way more now. i love chicks who have wierd father issues.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1113 on: June 19, 2007, 11:28:30 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1114 on: June 19, 2007, 11:30:36 PM »
dood, i already called dibs.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1115 on: June 20, 2007, 07:08:18 AM »
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she is amazingggg!

i watched lost in translation the other day and her boobs were not that big.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1116 on: June 20, 2007, 02:33:41 PM »
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she is amazingggg!
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i watched lost in translation the other day and her boobs were not that big.

the opening shot of her butt is my favorite part of the movie.

my second fav would have to be her wearing a pink wig singing "brass in pocket"
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« Reply #1117 on: June 20, 2007, 08:08:33 PM »
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she is amazingggg!
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i watched lost in translation the other day and her boobs were not that big.

she looks like a flacid slug thats been in a cave all its life, compared to pole vault girl

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1118 on: June 20, 2007, 08:11:36 PM »
she looks like a flacid slug thats been in a cave all its life, compared to pole vault girl
show me a slug that hot and i'll fuck the shit out of it.

pole vault girl has dude shoulders. she's still hot, but she has a mans profile.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1119 on: June 20, 2007, 08:17:20 PM »
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She can vault my pole anytime.



sorry shes taken.. this guy will have nothing to live for after this chick finds out shes to good for him.. how old is she?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1120 on: June 20, 2007, 08:17:39 PM »
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pole vault girl has dude shoulders.

atleast hers arent holding up a massive hunch.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1121 on: June 21, 2007, 05:31:06 PM »
pre - disastrous lindsay lohan





sigh....

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1122 on: June 21, 2007, 05:33:23 PM »
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sorry shes taken.. this guy will have nothing to live for after this chick finds out shes to good for him.. how old is she?

i am so much better looking than that dude.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1123 on: June 21, 2007, 08:22:44 PM »
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sigh....

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1124 on: June 21, 2007, 08:59:09 PM »
^^^ Shes a total fucking ginger.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1125 on: June 21, 2007, 09:00:19 PM »
i had a ginger once, she was shaved. i really just want to see the red pubes.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1126 on: June 21, 2007, 09:04:15 PM »
...i really just want to see the red pubes.

Couldnt agree more. I have yet to experience.


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1127 on: June 21, 2007, 11:23:07 PM »
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looks like the starting of a gangbang porno

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1128 on: June 21, 2007, 11:33:46 PM »
freckled labia.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1129 on: June 22, 2007, 03:40:54 AM »
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i think you mean 'post'

lohan's demise is truly a sad thing

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1130 on: June 22, 2007, 03:46:00 AM »






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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1131 on: June 22, 2007, 04:34:49 AM »
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sigh....

i want to get my fucking fat 9 inch cock and shove it up her nice tight ass then come all over her face!
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1132 on: June 22, 2007, 04:40:08 AM »
9 inches is too big.


 i want to cuddle with lindsay lohan
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1133 on: June 22, 2007, 06:50:25 AM »
9 inches is too big.


 i want to cuddle with lindsay lohan

how you got a rep of 27?!
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1134 on: June 22, 2007, 08:02:39 AM »
how you got a rep of 27?!

Because almost everything that Tony posts is classic.  You, on the other hand... well, you're just...



Is this kid blind?  Is that why she's going out with him... like, out of pity or something?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1135 on: June 22, 2007, 10:31:52 AM »
she probly has one of those penis clits like chyna

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1136 on: June 22, 2007, 10:59:27 AM »
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Because almost everything that Tony posts is classic.  You, on the other hand... well, you're just...



Is this kid blind?  Is that why she's going out with him... like, out of pity or something?

And looks a bit disabled
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1137 on: June 22, 2007, 11:41:42 AM »
looks like your typical douchebag to me; jams to nickelback, wears birkenstocks, shimmer/glitter etc.
and we all know how girls have bad taste, some girls just like to be punched in the throat in the morning, clears the sinuses. good start to the day.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1138 on: June 22, 2007, 04:58:59 PM »
she looks remarkably like heidi
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1139 on: June 22, 2007, 05:45:42 PM »
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Is this kid blind?  Is that why she's going out with him... like, out of pity or something?

soon that lucky man is going to be me, and i will cofirm or deny the penis clit thing. 

im pretty sure its a pitty thing, but from the pictures i have seen hes like a gnarly jock.
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