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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1440 on: August 25, 2007, 07:38:15 PM »


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1441 on: August 25, 2007, 07:39:40 PM »
some of these girls would leave me suicidal, suicidal
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1442 on: August 25, 2007, 09:01:00 PM »
This chick grew up down the street from me, she's the kinda chick you marry and make sweet tender love to.


What the hell is 'sweet tender love'? You are in the wrong forum.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1443 on: August 25, 2007, 09:08:20 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1444 on: August 25, 2007, 09:31:07 PM »


she was talking on a panel at a comic book convention a couple months ago.


Shes well into her 50's and STILL smokin' hot (without makeup)
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1445 on: August 25, 2007, 11:26:15 PM »
haha you were at a comic book convention
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1446 on: August 26, 2007, 12:19:18 AM »


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God I forgot how hot she is.  Thanks

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1447 on: August 26, 2007, 06:06:10 AM »
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she was talking on a panel at a comic book convention a couple months ago.


Shes well into her 50's and STILL smokin' hot (without makeup)
i read somewhere she had to get her pussy sewn up after tom jones smoked her virginity away.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1448 on: August 26, 2007, 09:46:43 AM »



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1449 on: August 26, 2007, 09:49:58 AM »
ah marion ravenwood
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1450 on: August 26, 2007, 04:57:11 PM »
This chick grew up down the street from me, she's the kinda chick you marry and make sweet tender love to.

did you bang her?
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1451 on: August 26, 2007, 09:59:57 PM »
Nah, she was in some real deep relationship with this douchebag quarterback who easily wouldve beaten the ever living shit out of me had I made a move.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1452 on: August 27, 2007, 02:04:24 AM »
i really dont think "deep relationship" and "douchebag" work well in a sentence together. thats almost oxymoronic

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1453 on: August 27, 2007, 03:26:33 AM »
I dont think "oxymoronic" and "well" work in a sentence, that's douchebag

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1454 on: August 27, 2007, 04:22:18 AM »
thats probably true

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1455 on: August 27, 2007, 05:48:04 AM »
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<img src=http://imgserv.ya.com/galerias2.ya.com/img/8/836d8beed1321bc7i3.jpg>

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1456 on: August 27, 2007, 10:12:23 AM »
speaking of hot skaters chicks, i still can't get over this one...




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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1457 on: August 27, 2007, 10:43:23 AM »
Girls and skateboards, for me, are polar opposites. And I think they should stay that way.

I like my lady to be clean, smelling good and freshly shaven. All of which are directly contrasting as to what I beleive (and have seen) a skater girl to be.

IMO.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1458 on: August 27, 2007, 12:24:42 PM »
im with jura.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1459 on: August 27, 2007, 12:32:08 PM »
I wouldn't mind if my girl skated. It would probably mean spending too much time with her, though. THAT would bother me. I would totally date the girl above with the nice kickflip.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1460 on: August 27, 2007, 12:54:41 PM »


Rachel from S-Club.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1461 on: August 27, 2007, 01:20:51 PM »
I wouldn't mind if my girl skated. It would probably mean spending too much time with her, though. THAT would bother me. I would totally date the girl above with the nice kickflip.

If my girlfriend fell skating with me, I would ollie her, and then give her back her kitchen apron.

No, just kidding. I couldn't skate with my girlfriend. I can't even have her around when I'm skating. I have to not have her there. Appleyard made that point a while ago about this. The No-Girls-While-Skating Rule.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1462 on: August 27, 2007, 01:52:34 PM »
I thought it was no girls on road trips rule? That one I follow, religiously.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1463 on: August 27, 2007, 02:22:28 PM »
i really dont think "deep relationship" and "douchebag" work well in a sentence together. thats almost oxymoronic
Yeah obviously not, but he wasnt a douchebag to her just to everyone else...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1464 on: August 27, 2007, 08:53:34 PM »
speaking of hot skaters chicks, i still can't get over this one...



I see this girl all the time, she looks pretty good.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1465 on: August 27, 2007, 10:07:45 PM »
almost looks like lorena lima, who is always at sayreville snaking people.  the bottom pictures, not so much.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1466 on: August 30, 2007, 02:13:54 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1467 on: August 30, 2007, 04:16:29 PM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1468 on: August 30, 2007, 04:46:09 PM »
i might have to bang jerry's lady


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1469 on: August 30, 2007, 04:58:21 PM »
saw the nanny diaries last night.  scarlet johanson was fucking gorgeous.
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