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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1530 on: October 07, 2007, 08:21:15 PM »

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1531 on: October 07, 2007, 08:33:00 PM »
It was purely the wine/spread open legs that drove me to the edge. Stupid wine, it always makes girls more attractive at night than during sunny hours.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1532 on: October 07, 2007, 08:34:02 PM »
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Does anybody know the name of the girl in the Diddy/cole "Last Night" music video? She's the definition of beautiful


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« Reply #1533 on: October 07, 2007, 08:50:31 PM »
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1534 on: October 07, 2007, 09:07:21 PM »
man hes hot...    wheres that "hot skaters" thread gone?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1536 on: October 07, 2007, 10:34:48 PM »
I saw a few pretty girls while skating safeway parking lot tonight.....I need to learn to get the self confidence up enough to holla at them......


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1537 on: October 08, 2007, 01:09:44 AM »
just shout "sho me yo titties!!!" and they'll be in your pants in no time

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1538 on: October 08, 2007, 01:23:12 AM »
Also, rape.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1539 on: October 08, 2007, 07:41:49 AM »
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Does anybody know the name of the girl in the Diddy/cole "Last Night" music video? She's the definition of beautiful


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1540 on: October 08, 2007, 06:03:31 PM »
just shout "sho me yo titties!!!" and they'll be in your pants in no time

i prefer to say, "wussup hoes"
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1541 on: October 08, 2007, 06:10:17 PM »
I saw a few pretty girls while skating safeway parking lot tonight.....I need to learn to get the self confidence up enough to holla at them......
just smile

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1542 on: October 08, 2007, 06:23:08 PM »
Skate by them and start doing a bunch of lame tricks. Theyll think your a douchebag which inturn equals free blowjobs

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1543 on: October 08, 2007, 07:39:58 PM »
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just shout "sho me yo titties!!!" and they'll be in your pants in no time
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i prefer to say, "wussup hoes"
Keep it short and sweet.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1544 on: October 08, 2007, 10:28:06 PM »
make sure to holler from the back seat of your homies car, always.
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1545 on: October 08, 2007, 10:32:57 PM »
just pick a flower and skate up to them and say "a rose for the lovely lady"

or ask if they have a lighter, then say "cause you are smokin"
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1546 on: October 08, 2007, 11:45:50 PM »
why would you need a lighter if something was smoking

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1547 on: October 09, 2007, 12:53:05 AM »
if a chick asked me for a lighter or something involved with smoking. no bueno, hoe.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1548 on: October 09, 2007, 01:51:18 AM »
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I saw a few pretty girls while skating safeway parking lot tonight.....I need to learn to get the self confidence up enough to holla at them......
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just smile

A few years ago I was skating a parking lot with some friends when one the dudes starts talking about how he doesn't know why girls aren't into him and things like "I'm fucking 19 and I'm a virgin, I don't get it". With in 30 seconds of saying that a car with two girls drove by with the windows down and without a second thought he yells, "What's up bitches? You trying to get fucked!?"

We never figured out why girls weren't into him.



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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1549 on: October 09, 2007, 01:58:30 AM »
jane birkin & her nipples.


serge and i used to tag team that back in the day.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1550 on: October 09, 2007, 03:49:35 PM »
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thats bad advice for people with bad teeth
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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1551 on: October 09, 2007, 04:20:24 PM »
or if the girl has no teeth, and your smile makes her cry on the inside because she cant return it even though your so attractive and on the way home she thinks shell never find true love...

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1552 on: October 09, 2007, 04:38:28 PM »
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Does anybody know the name of the girl in the Diddy/cole "Last Night" music video? She's the definition of beautiful


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i'll never get why people down interracial relationships when girls like this are the result

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1553 on: October 09, 2007, 06:38:21 PM »
uh...people like me maybe....

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1554 on: October 09, 2007, 06:41:13 PM »
just pick a flower and skate up to them and say "a rose for the lovely lady"


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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1555 on: October 09, 2007, 06:43:20 PM »
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thats bad advice for people with bad teeth
ah i didnt take that into consideration

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1556 on: October 09, 2007, 08:57:35 PM »
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I saw a few pretty girls while skating safeway parking lot tonight.....I need to learn to get the self confidence up enough to holla at them......
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A few years ago I was skating a parking lot with some friends when one the dudes starts talking about how he doesn't know why girls aren't into him and things like "I'm fucking 19 and I'm a virgin, I don't get it". With in 30 seconds of saying that a car with two girls drove by with the windows down and without a second thought he yells, "What's up bitches? You trying to get fucked!?"

We never figured out why girls weren't into him.




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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1557 on: October 09, 2007, 09:11:12 PM »
I was skating down the street a few years ago right after I broke my arm pretty bad. I was in an above-the-elbow cast with a thumb spike. Anyhoo it was like 10am and a van pulls up to a stop light and the passenger was a college aged chick that said "aw, are you alright." I just smiled and nodded yes and she proceeded to say "does this make you feel better" as she lifted up her shirt and bared her utters. I wasn't all that awake and on painkillers. It was one of those rub your eyes moments 'cause you can't beileive what you just saw.

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1558 on: October 09, 2007, 09:55:40 PM »
she lifted up her shirt and bared her utters.


utters?  utterly what?  or do you mean otters?

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Re: beautiful women thread
« Reply #1559 on: October 09, 2007, 10:08:49 PM »
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utters?  utterly what?  or do you mean otters?

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