Does which side your dick goes determine your stance?

[Fairy Boy]

I've been pondering this one for awhile.

I dress to the left, and I skate goofy, so my dick hangs 'behind' while I go forward. Skating towards my penis feels wrong.

Then again, maybe skating towards your dick is like pointing your sword forward while you charge into battle? Maybe that's why i suck at skating, I'm not battle-ready?

[sdscanz]

isnt that how they told you how to figure it out when you first went to your local skateshop?

[Hercules Rockefeller]

i usually skate with a boner, so i have to do the good old waistband trick.

[Bertie]

Do like Rodney does and let your dick sway out your fly, get rid of that stance once and for all.

[burl chung]

my right ball hangs way lower than the left.  i skate regular cause it makes the left ball happy.

[Facehead]

I wonder what Elissa Steamer thinks about that one.

I too have often wondered what determines stance, is it genetic? Learned? Bit of both? My understanding is that scientists still don't have a complete understanding why some are left-handed and others aren't, so goofy v. regular is probably gonna be just as difficult to explain.

[Ripped Laces]

I've notice that people that are left handed and write with their left hand look wildly uncomfortable. Almost as if there is a ghost grappling your hand and forcefully moving it as you try to restrain. They also have shitty handwriting. Can anyone confirm this or say otherwise?

[Bertie]

In Victorian times, goofy skaters and redheads were called 'the devils children' and punished accordingly.

[chillout]

I've been pondering this one for awhile.

I dress to the left, and I skate goofy, so my dick hangs 'behind' while I go forward. Skating towards my penis feels wrong.

Then again, maybe skating towards your dick is like pointing your sword forward while you charge into battle? Maybe that's why i suck at skating, I'm not battle-ready?

i always go dick to left and im regular. myth busted

[InternetDaddy]

dress to the right, goofy footed.

admit it, you just wanted to ask about dicks but felt the need to make it skateboard related.

[BuddyPal]

does circumcision play any role in this? GOD, so many variables!

[Dick Fingers]

when you jerk off to much with one hand your dick starts curving to that side. that's why people switch hit.

[The Twilight Zone]

skate regular with dick in left pant leg, so i can mack on bitches while busting tre flips. Fuck that switch shit.

[BlackEye77]

I've been pondering this one for awhile.

I dress to the left, and I skate goofy, so my dick hangs 'behind' while I go forward. Skating towards my penis feels wrong.

Then again, maybe skating towards your dick is like pointing your sword forward while you charge into battle? Maybe that's why i suck at skating, I'm not battle-ready?

I dress to the right, I skate goofy. It's awesome.

[Mad Lauder]

I've notice that people that are left handed and write with their left hand look wildly uncomfortable. Almost as if there is a ghost grappling your hand and forcefully moving it as you try to restrain. They also have shitty handwriting. Can anyone confirm this or say otherwise?

Well apparently back when people were much more superstitious and overly religious, the left hand was supposed to be the hand  of Satan which was their way of explaining why left handed people were more artistic.

I doubt this would be true in modern times because the majority of people are right handed.

[Eschaton]

I don't really have a stance, I can skate comfortably both ways, and I can do more flip tricks switch I guess, but I would rather bomb a hill reg, and I write with my right.

[pica]

do girls have better counter balance due to tits when thy do bs. noseblunts?

[minnesotanice]

What's up with that picture? super fucking disgusting.

[jgonzalez]

i usually skate with a boner, so i have to do the good old waistband trick.

carve transition and jack off at the same time.
I like.

[swagdragon123]

i "dress to my left" aswell and i too am a goofy foot

[wake and bacon]

i'm the goofy dick stance anomaly weighing in with a right swanger

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

i usually skate with a boner, so i have to do the good old waistband trick.

is this why you just hang ten nose manual everywhere?

[goatsucker]

I've notice that people that are left handed and write with their left hand look wildly uncomfortable. Almost as if there is a ghost grappling your hand and forcefully moving it as you try to restrain. They also have shitty handwriting. Can anyone confirm this or say otherwise?

im a lefty not that anyone cares here but the shitty hand writing has a little to do with the fact you write from left to right side on a piece of paper and for left handed people its more about not smudging what you just wrote .....

[bakedRice]

What's up with that picture? super fucking disgusting.

ya fucking half an arm with no flesh on it slap is lax but we're not fucked up.

dick left, skate regs, battle charge that ledge.

[drunk guy]

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I've notice that people that are left handed and write with their left hand look wildly uncomfortable. Almost as if there is a ghost grappling your hand and forcefully moving it as you try to restrain. They also have shitty handwriting. Can anyone confirm this or say otherwise?

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Well apparently back when people were much more superstitious and overly religious, the left hand was supposed to be the hand  of Satan which was their way of explaining why left handed people were more artistic.

I doubt this would be true in modern times because the majority of people are right handed.

left is literally translated as sinistra in latin