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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2014, 11:42:35 AM »
That's not the point. The point is there are very pretty shims out there. You can find one that has every physical quality you're into and then find out she's got a trouser snake twice as big as yours.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2014, 02:15:48 PM »
her dick's big

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2014, 11:57:32 PM »
Get this thread back on topic. Anyone that says they wouldn't bone a shim has never seen Jane Marie.

If you don't believe she has a dong, go ahead and google her.

Well, I just saw it, and I wouldn't.
This has me cracking up, what exactly does Black Flag have to do with measuring your dick starting behind ya nuts?

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2014, 08:45:09 AM »
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Get this thread back on topic. Anyone that says they wouldn't bone a shim has never seen Jane Marie.

If you don't believe she has a dong, go ahead and google her.
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Well, I just saw it, and I wouldn't.

Is she spreading her butt to relieve the pressure off her cock and balls? There's a sentence I never thought I'd write. She's definitely passable as a woman but even with a \#/ still not my thing. Not a fan of big fake ones. Impressive throbber. Usually the hormones transgendered people take kind of fucks up the boners.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2014, 02:14:10 PM »
That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.

edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer

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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2014, 03:11:09 PM »
Leet, why are you trolling this thread?

WeirdBeach, thanks didn't know this existed.  Will have to track some down.
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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2014, 04:57:12 PM »
That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.

edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer

I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.

Piece of shit bigot.

 

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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2014, 04:59:18 PM »
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.

edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
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I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.

Piece of shit bigot.

 
Great double standard fuck head. Sorry I don't want to fuck some mint girl and turn out she has a dick hiding inside of him/her/whatever

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2014, 05:00:00 PM »
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.

edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
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I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.

Piece of shit bigot.

 
You're probably a shemale that's why you're so devastated.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2014, 05:10:33 PM »
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That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.

edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer
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I sincerely hope someone you love dies tonight.

Piece of shit bigot.

 
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Great double standard fuck head. Sorry I don't want to fuck some mint girl and turn out she has a dick hiding inside of him/her/whatever

Double standard? No, not quite you dumb pile of shit. I think you're an awful person and I hope awful things happen to you. That seems pretty even across the board there, champ.

Who you want to fuck is none of my business, but saying that you should kill yourself and hope for reincarnation just because you're trans is pretty fucking shitty and makes you a shitty person. The world is better off with a trans person being themselves than it is with some uneducated asshole deciding what type of people are valid or not.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #40 on: August 19, 2014, 05:11:54 PM »
Yep, you're definitely a shemale.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #41 on: August 19, 2014, 09:58:53 PM »
Yo this flava' dope, son.


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G's up, hoes down.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #42 on: August 20, 2014, 06:50:32 AM »
That's fucking gross. I have surgeons. Sick fucks, all of them. If you want to be born a man/woman. Shoot yourself and cross your fingers that reincarnation is real.

edit:of course L33Tg33k knows all about the hottest shemale pornstars the internet has to offer

Surgery isn't even required, just hormones prescribed young and good feminine genetics. You haven't experienced what she's gone through in her life, so you shouldn't be so quick to judge.

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Re: SHEMALES!!!!!!
« Reply #43 on: August 20, 2014, 10:34:19 AM »
I pride myself in knowing about as many niche fetishes as possible. Shemales are barely scratching the surface.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?