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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2011, 10:22:59 AM »
Rick "wild thing" Vaughn does it again.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2011, 10:44:37 AM »


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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2011, 01:12:59 PM »

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2011, 04:50:36 PM »
the story about jaws is amazing. who else but charlie sheen would sail into the blue at night and watch jaws. freaking amazing
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2011, 08:41:44 PM »
this is the gnarliest thing ive ever heard ever.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2011, 09:30:05 PM »
"I'm sorry man I got magic and I got poetry at my fingertips most of the time and this includes naps"

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2011, 11:11:51 PM »
best dude ever

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2011, 10:12:18 AM »
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Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
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Sorry. Allow me to clarify. The story he tells here implies essentially that he is an average movie/rockstar, just making his way through drugs and pussy. The thing is, most of those dudes don't have to brag about this shit because they don't have other news stories like these going around:
http://yeeeah.com/2010/10/27/meet-the-hooker-charlie-sheen-locked-in-the-closet-porn-star-alexis-capri/
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/feb/25/charlie-sheen-show-cancelled

Sheen is losing his mind, and is pretending like its just because he is some partying playboy. But really, being a playboy who does drugs on his freetime is not anything out of the ordinary for people like that. On the other hand, shit like choking out wives, getting arrested with terrified pornstars in your closet and getting fired for running your mouth means you have serious problems, and if you brag and attempt to romanticize that life as if anybody should look up to you, you are fucking pathetic. He genuinely speaks like a serious and almost suicidal addict. "Fuck everybody, I only seek hedonistic pleasures, and am glad to be able to do an interview on the Alex Jones show" sounds like a cry for help to me.
Nobody hates Charlie Sheen because he parties- which is how he makes it seem, they hate him because he's a woman battering violent drunk.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2011, 12:59:13 PM »
^^^

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #39 on: February 27, 2011, 03:21:14 PM »
A lot of people talk about hedonism, but how many people actually live that shit besides Kim Jong Il.  Basically what I'm saying is if there were some type of Charlie Sheen/Kim Jong Il fan club, I'd feel honored to pay my dues.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2011, 05:13:44 AM »
he sounded like he spends time on the internet.  how can anyone here fault him for that?

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2011, 08:28:14 AM »
...and, he's sueing.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/charlie-sheen-says-hell-sue-162386

He denied reports he's suffering from bi-polar disorder. "What does that mean?" he asked "... What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here. I win there."

His last binge "was radical," he said. "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children."
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2011, 09:15:09 AM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2011, 09:16:56 AM »

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2011, 12:43:13 PM »
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?I won best picture at 20. I wasn?t even trying. I wasn?t even warm,?
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Here's a longer version...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32545640

The full interview is supposed to air tonight.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2011, 01:11:42 PM »

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2011, 02:41:17 PM »
Move over Gary Busey...

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2011, 02:48:58 PM »
Fuck. I was going to say roll over Rick James, but that does it just as well.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #49 on: February 28, 2011, 03:31:51 PM »
Just found a recent quote.....

"I am on a drug," Sheen said. "It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."




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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2011, 04:40:52 PM »
He's like a child actor playing out his train wreck in a reality show. Except he's not a child actor and he's not on a reality show.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2011, 05:20:12 PM »
Bi-polar clearly.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #52 on: February 28, 2011, 05:51:47 PM »
Mike Tyson had some amazing quotes but Charlie just blew him away in one weekend.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #53 on: February 28, 2011, 06:10:36 PM »
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #54 on: February 28, 2011, 08:31:34 PM »
Dude needs to make himself an old skool harem with bitches and coke as far as the eyes can see. He is a classic example of being a BOSS

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #55 on: February 28, 2011, 09:02:49 PM »
I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there. Now what?

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #56 on: February 28, 2011, 09:16:26 PM »
Move over Gary Busey...Mike Tyson...Mel Gibson

Charlie Sheen is fucking destroying life right now.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #57 on: February 28, 2011, 09:28:21 PM »
I'm watching him on Piers Morgan right now. He seems a little toned down than the other interviews, although he did mention he cured his addictions with is mind..

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #59 on: February 28, 2011, 10:52:53 PM »
lol to be honest, how else do you cure addiction....with a vhs tape?

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