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Charlie Sheen wins life
« on: February 25, 2011, 01:49:50 PM »

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 02:12:16 PM »
too long, summarize it.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 02:26:56 PM »
too long, summarize it.

I'd also like to add that he is the man. If I was rich as hell, I'd spend a ton of money on drugs, women and booze.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 PM »
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too long, summarize it.
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I'd also like to add that he is the man. If I was rich as hell, I'd spend a ton of money on drugs, women and booze.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 03:06:25 PM »
He talks about how his life is too awesome for most people to comprehend, how he has miraculous healing abilities, and how he hates Jews. All the while openly admitting how much he loves fucking women and doing drugs.

There's a goldmine of quotes in there but I'm still reeling from the massive dose of awesome i just took in.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2011, 03:17:28 PM »
He's a role model for real men.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2011, 03:30:03 PM »
winning...

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 03:34:43 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 03:57:52 PM »
dudes on a whole 'nother level.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 04:34:47 PM »
"the only thing I'm addicted to right now is, WINNING".
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

imagine charlie sheen getting buck to this
« Last Edit: February 25, 2011, 04:41:12 PM by Joe Pesci »

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 05:13:19 PM »
speaking as a guy, hes living every dudes dream on some next level shit.   
speaking as a human, hes a waste of life.  his actions lead to a bunch of people(cast and crew)losing their jobs.
 

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 06:05:16 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2011, 06:27:08 PM »
Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2011, 06:42:25 PM »
Just heard on the news CBS is pulling the plug on 2 And A Half Men. There goes that paycheck.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2011, 06:55:43 PM »
Does this mean bowling shirts, cargo shorts and shitty haircuts aren't cool anymore?

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2011, 07:33:17 PM »
Charlie sheen fucks with only his socks on.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2011, 07:45:56 PM »
Its funny how he is almost the same way he is in real and in two and a half men

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2011, 08:09:46 PM »
he might not be getting paid from his show anymore, but the dude has so much money its ridiculous. i read the other day hes gonna pay his ex wife like 55k a month in child support... its regular how someone can honestly say you would ever spend near that much on a kid in a month

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2011, 08:14:24 PM »
Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2011, 08:33:37 PM »
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2011, 08:35:45 PM »
Its funny how he is almost the same way he is in reallife and in two and a half men
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2011, 08:52:21 PM »
he might not be getting paid from his show anymore, but the dude has so much money its ridiculous. i read the other day hes gonna pay his ex wife like 55k a month in child support... its regular how someone can honestly say you would ever spend near that much on a kid in a month

That's like chump change for the dude. He was getting paid 2 mill per episode

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2011, 09:15:49 PM »
Holy shit. New Hero!

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2011, 11:08:12 PM »
awesome

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2011, 07:04:55 AM »
charlie sheen is awsome and shitty at the same time.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2011, 08:02:05 AM »
I think its awesome that he's portraying his character on two and a half men in real life. 
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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2011, 08:20:23 AM »
Charlie Sheen will be dead within 10 years.

Has anyone read the shit on his wiki? He's been married 3 times and each time his wife left him because he (a) shot them (b) threatened threatened their life and (c) assaulted them


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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2011, 08:54:06 AM »
Charlie Sheen will be dead within 10 years.

Has anyone read the shit on his wiki? He's been married 3 times and each time his wife left him because he (a) shot them (b) threatened threatened their life and (c) assaulted them



I know the guy is hilarious.

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Re: Charlie Sheen wins life
« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2011, 10:11:17 AM »
I'd prefer the real life version of this.