Author Topic: The Godamn Batman discussion thread (Read 7057 times)

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #90 on:** April 17, 2010, 02:38:38 PM »

http://www.batfucks.com/

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #91 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:02:41 PM »

Saw a sweet DC comic today that was technically a superman issue, but was basically an issue of "What if Bruce Wayne was born with superman's powers?" So it was like batman's attitude and costume, superman's powers.
It's pretty sweet. His parents still die and he feels even guiltier because he was still all superman and shit when he was a kid.
Also, Lex Luthor moves to Gotham and faces off with Bruce Wayne over control of the city. Somewhere along the line, Lex Luthor becomes the Joker.

sectachrome · « **Reply #92 on:** April 17, 2010, 09:39:42 PM »

Quote from: CigaretteBeer on April 17, 2010, 02:38:38 PM

http://www.batfucks.com/

What the hell? I kept waiting for the porn part.

Bobbito · « **Reply #93 on:** April 19, 2010, 09:22:24 PM »

Gomez · « **Reply #94 on:** April 22, 2010, 12:04:52 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on April 17, 2010, 09:02:41 PM

Saw a sweet DC comic today that was technically a superman issue, but was basically an issue of "What if Bruce Wayne was born with superman's powers?" So it was like batman's attitude and costume, superman's powers.
It's pretty sweet. His parents still die and he feels even guiltier because he was still all superman and shit when he was a kid.
Also, Lex Luthor moves to Gotham and faces off with Bruce Wayne over control of the city. Somewhere along the line, Lex Luthor becomes the Joker.

that sounds like a really good read. i gotta try to find it at the library. what's it called?

camocan · « **Reply #95 on:** April 22, 2010, 04:08:56 PM »

arkam asylum 2 bitches, god I hope batman is old, also joker has way more black on his eyes more like ledger

kinda lame but whatever

year one batman fucks the rich niga dont know what hes talkin bout

hoffman would be beast but fuck depp

Gomez · « **Reply #96 on:** April 22, 2010, 06:43:58 PM »

Quote from: camocan on April 22, 2010, 04:08:56 PM

kinda lame but whatever

first link you posted that i'm hyped on. i love that show, i've followed it for years, seen every episode. i remember that episode, i think it was from last season. did you just randomly find this or do you actually watch the show?

camocan · « **Reply #97 on:** April 28, 2010, 07:29:15 PM »

this what they should have done dub it when he wears the mask

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #98 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:37:32 PM »

this:

frisco · « **Reply #99 on:** April 28, 2010, 10:54:22 PM »

Quote from: camocan on April 22, 2010, 04:08:56 PM

hoffman would be beast but fuck depp

neither of these actors will be in the next film, guaranteed

Gomez · « **Reply #100 on:** April 29, 2010, 01:09:02 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on April 28, 2010, 10:37:32 PM

this:

def gotta find that. i think i'll actually hit up the local library.

camocan · « **Reply #101 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:28:37 AM »

no but fuck this show

I like this

and prefer this

weird theres only one of dkr

Hey anyways part of the obssesion right now is im righting a script, a good friend of mine is gonna draw it (hes amazing) and were gonna see if DC be interested on my hyperintelligent paranoid fucking insane take of batman.

frisco · « **Reply #102 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:32:41 AM »

Quote from: camocan on April 29, 2010, 10:28:37 AM

Hey anyways part of the obssesion right now is im righting a script, a good friend of mine is gonna draw it (hes amazing) and were gonna see if DC be interested on my hyperintelligent paranoid fucking insane take of batman.

well your off to a helluva start

camocan · « **Reply #103 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:50:49 AM »

Quote from: frisco on April 29, 2010, 11:32:41 AM

Quote from: camocan on April 29, 2010, 10:28:37 AM
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Hey anyways part of the obssesion right now is im righting a script, a good friend of mine is gonna draw it (hes amazing) and were gonna see if DC be interested on my hyperintelligent paranoid fucking insane take of batman.
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well your off to a helluva start

yeagh well thats what spell check is for precious
want to really drill thsi home

im done

frisco · « **Reply #104 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:52:59 AM »

your the one righting the novel, im sure itll be grate

camocan · « **Reply #105 on:** April 29, 2010, 11:54:24 AM »

Quote from: frisco on April 29, 2010, 11:32:41 AM

Quote from: camocan on April 29, 2010, 10:28:37 AM
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Hey anyways part of the obssesion right now is im righteous a script, a good friend of mine is gonna draw it (hes amazing) and were gonna see if DC be interested on my hyperintelligent paranoid fucking insane take of batman.
[close]

well your off to a helluva start

thankyou! you see I work on many levels that the layman simply wouldnt understand

camocan · « **Reply #106 on:** May 02, 2010, 12:31:45 PM »

Anyways without a doubt the greatest explanation of the caped crusader " the will and the representation" schopenhauer philosophy
http://www.overthinkingit.com/2008/07/30/the-philosophy-of-batman-schopenhauer-edition/

"Both have a vision, believe in it, and are willing to make sacrifices (although not necessarily their own) to see it come to fruition."

The Joker is the heightened, perfect Schopenhauerian warrior (which is somewhat of a contradiction, but bear with me). The Will-to-Life is unfettered in him to so great a degree that he reimagines everyone and everything around him as projections of himself. Each bomb, each prank, each murder is an act, not of achievement, but of reproduction. The Nietzschean Dichotomy of the Dionesian and the Appollonian is nowhere to be found — he’s all bound up in one agent.
And when he sees Batman, he instantly recognizes somebody like himself. “You’re not like the others,” he says. He gleeful exclaims that Batman is “Like me!”

camocan · « **Reply #107 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:03:49 PM »

"damn right this is crazy"

christian bale vs frank millers batman

camocan · « **Reply #108 on:** May 04, 2010, 08:45:06 AM »

me saturday night lolz

this bitch dont stand a chance

camocan · « **Reply #109 on:** May 06, 2010, 09:52:16 AM »

camocan · « **Reply #110 on:** May 14, 2010, 11:37:04 AM »

gnarley threat
*squints eyes* Make no mistake, I have a 70,000 dollar sliver of radioactive meteor to stop the one from metropolis

WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A 12-YEAR-OLD (OF EITHER GENDER) COMING ALONG WITH YOU, WEARING BLINDINGLY BRIGHT CLOTHING AND LEGGERY. FRANK MILLER SAYS IT’S TO MAKE BATMAN LOOK BIGGER, BUT I KNOW THE REAL REASON; TO DRAW GUNFIRE AWAY FROM BATMAN.

Bantam · « **Reply #111 on:** May 14, 2010, 07:32:13 PM »

You bumped it again. Everyone knows this thread exists. I promise. Edit one of your many consecutive posts and if anyone gives a shit they'll bump it for you. This is getting ridiculous. Why would you come here to only post about one single subject anyways?

beardface · « **Reply #112 on:** May 15, 2010, 10:16:14 AM »

just finished the killing joke. so good but ohh soooo short! i'm gonna read through it once more then probably stock up on a few other classics.

camocan · « **Reply #113 on:** May 15, 2010, 12:11:18 PM »

Quote from: Bantam on May 14, 2010, 07:32:13 PM

You bumped it again. Everyone knows this thread exists. I promise. Edit one of your many consecutive posts and if anyone gives a shit they'll bump it for you. This is getting ridiculous. Why would you come here to only post about one single subject anyways?

its simple its where i put all the batman shit online i like i am bored of caring what marius syllanven shoe sponsors are.

Bantam · « **Reply #114 on:** May 15, 2010, 04:41:18 PM »

Go to Google.

Search for Batman forums.

Post all this shit there.

OR

Don't bump it over and over and be tolerable. Other things involved in being tolerable:

Offering some form of valid opinion on more than one single thing.
Don't imply you're bored of skate related nerdery when you choose to come here, a forum filled with skate nerdery.
Acknowledging that Batman is an anagram of Bantam and that small chickens existed long before Batman's creation (and are superior).

Acrid Avid Jam Shred · « **Reply #115 on:** May 15, 2010, 09:56:48 PM »

I loved how the WB animated series was all 1920's art deco influenced, they liked hugh ferriss.

camocan · « **Reply #116 on:** May 16, 2010, 09:09:16 AM »

Acknowledging that Batman is an anagram of Bantam and that small chickens existed long before Batman's creation (and are superior).

no but i hate fanboys they want batman ?to be less broody and not so withdrawn from his FRIENDS!!.? They threatned me for wanting a more violent batman (the irony was lost on them) and banned me i am not even joking or exagerating, because i said chris nolans films are way better than tim burton who they worship. i despise them.

this is their ideal batman

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

max power · « **Reply #117 on:** May 16, 2010, 09:56:21 AM »

Batman rubbed lotion on the Joker’s tense shoulders. The Joker closed his eyes in either ecstasy or insanity, it was hard to tell. Lavender scented candles fluttered in the night breeze that blew through the French windows, kissing the napes of the two men’s necks. The new She and Him album played softly in the background, Zooey Deschanel’s voice rising and falling like a slender hand, beckoning them towards romance.

“You’re a freak, like me,” the Joker said. Batman nodded, and leaned down to Eskimo kiss the Joker. He placed his strong, calloused hand on top of the Joker’s clammy, pale hand, and led him to the bathroom, where a clawfooted tub sat filled with steaming water. The Joker nervously tested the water and hissed as he eased his heavily scarred body in.

Through the door, Batman could see the remains of their lobster dinner. The man-handled shells, the congealing butter, the parfait glasses streaked with melted chocolate. They had barely spoken a word during the whole meal, content just to be in each other’s presence, to feel the heat emanating from each other’s bodies, to know that they were complete.

“You look nervous,” the Joker said, and then laughed his intoxicating, high-pitched, delirious laugh.

“I’ve seen now what I have to become to be with a man like you,” Batman said, wiping some ice cream from the side of Joker’s mouth, and coming away with a streak of grease paint. He worked the soap into a lather and cleaned his lover slowly. Gently.

Batman helped the Joker from the tub, his body soft from the water, which had gone a dark, milky brown. “You deserve a better class of lover,” the Joker said. Batman put a gauntleted finger to the Joker’s lips to silence him. They walked hand in hand towards the bedroom. The Joker swept the detritus of dinner to the floor in a loud, angry crash. Batman threw him down on the bed. They wrestled and giggled and became entwined in each other’s arms.

“And here…we…go,” the Joker whispered, sliding his clown colored penis in Batman’s SPOILER ALERT.

camocan · « **Reply #118 on:** March 06, 2011, 10:45:23 PM »

GISM · « **Reply #119 on:** March 07, 2011, 10:23:13 AM »

Apparently Harlie Quinn = harlequin, a birth defect. Was not happy the first time I tried to image search her.