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Did You Miss Beans

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Did you miss me?
« on: September 29, 2006, 06:56:18 PM »
Who missed good Ol' Beans?

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2006, 07:08:49 PM »
is this the REAL beans?
sometimes the "things" and "friends" you enjoy the most, will hurt you the most, and play an ultimate factor in how you leave this earth.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2006, 07:09:10 PM »
yes, it is.

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2006, 07:12:25 PM »
how am I to know for sure?
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2006, 07:16:09 PM »
well, I dont know really. I could post up some information.

I made a name "kazperholic" and made a thread about Josh Kazper being the greatest skater alive and I eventually had everyone convinced that I was actually Josh Kazper. it got over 300 replies in one day and was probably the best thread in the history of slap

I use to have a gimmick account called "asian buttsex".

I currently live in grants pass oregon.

one time Tim banned me because I opposed gay marriage

I remember when sluggo and chalmers use to post here


I dont know what I could say. ask me any questions that you think the "real beans" would have to know.

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2006, 10:12:17 PM »
im glad one person voted no yet didnt have the balls to post in thread.
I am calling you out bitch

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2006, 11:28:01 PM »
i doubt anyone cares (8{

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2006, 11:51:24 PM »
one person besides me voted that they missed me.

at least one person cares.


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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2006, 03:13:59 AM »
fuck you beans

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2006, 11:27:13 AM »
yeah really, get the fuck off of my message board

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2006, 11:27:30 AM »
Welcome back, as long as you don't act like an arrogant prick who can say stupid random shit without backing it up because he was on "old slap," like a certain old poster who's mother hates him.
Good job on the Kasper thread.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2006, 11:29:08 AM »
oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2006, 11:34:53 AM »
don't act like an arrogant prick who can say stupid random shit without backing it up because he was on "old slap," like a certain old poster who's mother hates him.

Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2006, 11:36:13 AM »
so am i supposed to quote myself now?

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2006, 11:37:18 AM »
Just reverting to my advice, as apparently it was missed.
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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2006, 12:09:23 PM »
your advice always sucks

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2006, 04:58:25 PM »
Welcome back, as long as you don't act like an arrogant prick who can say stupid random shit without backing it up because he was on "old slap," like a certain old poster who's mother hates him.
Good job on the Kasper thread.
thanks buddy

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2006, 05:00:32 PM »
oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
im glad to see you are still on my nuts for something I did when I was like 17.

How old are you now? mid 20's? why dont you act like it.

I am 21 now, believe it or not, I do not act the same way I did when I 17.

And since you forgot one little detail of your story, let me add it for you. the reason I did not eat thanks giving dinner with my family was because no one woke me up for dinner.

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2006, 05:01:15 PM »
oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
and btw, I dont recall giving you permission to call me by my first name.

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2006, 05:07:43 PM »
so 4 people missed me. that has to be some kind of record. thanks guys

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2006, 09:51:04 PM »
Yes I really missed you a lot.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2006, 10:47:21 PM »
thank you sir

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2006, 10:46:09 AM »
Hopefully you will be more interested in posting about skating than posting about how lame the forum is now like other OG slap heads. Shit gets so old.

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« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2006, 12:03:15 PM »
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oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
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im glad to see you are still on my nuts for something I did when I was like 17.

How old are you now? mid 20's? why dont you act like it.

I am 21 now, believe it or not, I do not act the same way I did when I 17.

And since you forgot one little detail of your story, let me add it for you. the reason I did not eat thanks giving dinner with my family was because no one woke me up for dinner.
You also forgot to add that nobody who is presently here thought that was anything more than a clever pun on the word turkey.
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2006, 01:30:30 PM »
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oh shut up fag

-that goes for both of you-

i'm gonna have turkey and beans for thanksgiving...

...tyson, however, will order pizza...
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im glad to see you are still on my nuts for something I did when I was like 17.

How old are you now? mid 20's? why dont you act like it.

I am 21 now, believe it or not, I do not act the same way I did when I 17.

And since you forgot one little detail of your story, let me add it for you. the reason I did not eat thanks giving dinner with my family was because no one woke me up for dinner.
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You also forgot to add that nobody who is presently here thought that was anything more than a clever pun on the word turkey.
yeah...

but what he was talking about is this

when I was about 17, I was really tired and fell asleep on thanks giving day and my mother didnt wake me up when diner was done and they all ate with out me. so I ordered a pizza instead of eating cold left overs. and now YMHY always feels the need to talk shit about me because of that.

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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2006, 12:21:56 PM »
9 people.... I am impressed

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« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2006, 12:47:55 PM »
Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


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« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2006, 02:16:16 PM »
Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion

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Re: Did you miss me?
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2006, 05:50:35 PM »
but porn is totally awesome.  all for porn, right?  what kind of moral standards do you live by? why not just let people do what they want?  they're gonna die, and you won't have to go to their funeral, so how do their decisions affect yours?

 (aside from shaping a world that we will all bring children into one day, a world where murder is legal as long as the baby isn't outside of her mother, they teach sex education in third grade, and you can marry your fucking brother...)
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« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2006, 06:36:13 PM »
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Beans you got banned because you said murdering people because they where gay was alright.


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No, that is not why I got banned. I got banned when I was like 19. the only time I said anything about killing people was maybe when I was like 16.
I got banned for being against gay marriage. The day I got banned, and during the months leading up to the day I got banned, I never once said anyone should be killed.


then I almost got banned for being against abortion

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