Hello SLAP World My Name Is... (Artsy intro yourself!)

[brazillionaire]

Cmon, dude's depressing but hes funny too, i guess hes what people call tragicomic... so, since hes already gone (i hope) lets have a good tribute thread... INTRODUCE YOURSELF, but remember, get Analog_Artsy!

I am just showing you my character.
You can take it, or leave it.
I dont really give a damn.
That's the skateboarding attitude right?
or did you forget it?
=)

Show your True Colors Fellow SLAP PALS!

=)

[brazillionaire]

Today I Only Got Up from Bed for one single Reason
unfortunately The Poop had to come sooner or later.

It's 12:30 PM and I have the feeling that food needs fill the Emptyness Of My Tummy
That's How I Live My Life, filling the artsy needs that my boods sets to my Brain...
That's brazillionaire

Why brazillionaire, you ask??! I chose it from A True Lifer Standpoint
brazillionaire simply means Organic Weed, Natural Big Butts, Warm Repetition Sex, & Decay of Moral Values.
Well, I'll let A Great Little Art Clip answer that for me
the star talks just like Analog_Artsy


If you

But Deep Inside I'm in a Struggle to find WHO I AM
A question that May Never be Answered

or maybe Shouldn't Ever be Answered
sometimes a man just have to keep walking... and deal with the Situation



PS: FUCK THAT SHIT! I'm done trying to write like Analog. this is fucked!
Id really like to see other artsy introductions though.. from Watson, COTG, even alittleethnicsong ahah. shit would be funny

or simply delete the thread.. whatever

[Grubby Mits]

i bleed black and cry tears of blood


You just don't understand...

[ROCKxADIO420]

hi my names jason im 13 years old and ive been sk8ting for 2.5 years. i have a REAL board and POLKA DOT KRUX. why rockadio420? i made this name wen i just started sk8ting and i was still kindof a poser lol (now i have NIKE JANOSKI)

[Watson]

Id really like to see other artsy introductions though.. from Watson...

Nope.

[ORGANIKARL]

I WISH I COULD BE A BRAZILILONAIRE. SOUNDS LIKE FUN

[Hola]

im hola.  i used to make an official announcement to my girlfriend that i will take a shit in the morning and it will smell horrible.  but i quit smoking so my BMs do not come every morning at 830, it is very sparatic now.  i used to never have to worry about BMs but they can happen at any moment.  i almost started smoking again to stay regular, but im still a nonsmoker.

this is my life in the past few weeks

[StabMasterArson]

Masturbation in the morning
is like catching up with an old friend.
A friend you haven't seen
in six, maybe seven hours.

An afternoon boner
is like your inner lion
Rattling its cage crying
"help me, help me"

Sleeping alone bonerd up.
The possibilities are endless.
My day ends with cum.

[TheFreshSC]

ThirtyInterestingFactsAboutMe.

1. I looove to sing
2. I?m in 2011 All-State Junior Chorus
3. Man, I love my team <3
4. I keep the drama in my life to a minimum
5. I like the guy I?m with.. alot.
6. My mom pisses me off but she?s one of my best friends
7. I don?t hate anyone, I just like some less than others
8. I?ve never met my dad.
9. I don?t regret it^
10. I try to live without regrets
11. <? is my favorite number.
12. I?m in love with a man named AubreyDrakeGraham<3
14. I used to be a compliment fisher, but it got old.
15. *Halfway point* I creep on people on FB WAY too much..
16. I love my tumblr.
17. I?m bad at saving money.
18. I want to pursue a career in music
19. I?ve never drank or smoked.
20. Sometimes I talk to people because I know no one else does.
21.  I?m ALWAYS cold.
22. I love summaTiime* <3
23. I like rap and hip hop and pop.
24. Nicki Minaj is my life<3
25. I hate when people try to put on a front.
26. It bothers me when kids only a year or two older than me all of sudden become too cool for me.
27. I want to travel when I get older.
28. I want to have kids with someone I?m truly commited to.
29. I want to live my life to the fullest ? Cause everybody dies but not everybody lives.? (-;
30. DoRightAndKillEverythiing(-;

[Quilmes Cerveza]

Today I Only Got Up from Bed for one single Reason
unfortunately The Poop had to come sooner or later.

It's 12:30 PM and I have the feeling that food needs fill the Emptyness Of My Tummy
That's How I Live My Life, filling the artsy needs that my boods sets to my Brain...
That's brazillionaire

Why brazillionaire, you ask??! I chose it from A True Lifer Standpoint
brazillionaire simply means Organic Weed, Natural Big Butts, Warm Repetition Sex, & Decay of Moral Values.
Well, I'll let A Great Little Art Clip answer that for me
the star talks just like Analog_Artsy


If you

But Deep Inside I'm in a Struggle to find WHO I AM
A question that May Never be Answered

or maybe Shouldn't Ever be Answered
sometimes a man just have to keep walking... and deal with the Situation



PS: FUCK THAT SHIT! I'm done trying to write like Analog. this is fucked!
Id really like to see other artsy introductions though.. from Watson, COTG, even alittleethnicsong ahah. shit would be funny

or simply delete the thread.. whatever

Do not leave this thread with out taking a mini vacation to Rio de Janeiro with Arnie.

[brazillionaire]

damn, i thought StabMaster's post was creepy but then I read pyrex vision's. those list are always heavy shit

Yo Quilmes.. are you argentino, hermano?
if you are, you should take that trip you said... we're almost on carnaval time and shit gets pretty gnarly everywhere! specially in rio and the northeast

[Analog_Art]

Hello Guys!

Funny how I found this thread.
I was actually looking for a post of a fellow Slap Pal, and well...
Here we are.

I was gonna post some examples for this thread, but man I dont want to be mis-understood yet again.
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=51308.0

I Love SLAP.

I know I know when I first posted here it seemed extremely out there.
Trust me I have a damn good reason.
Truth is I was reaching out to you guys in short amount of words.
Probably the worst way possible, because amongst my extreme fluctuation in emotion.
I discovered a very creative side to me that shouldn't have been presented to you guys in the fashion that it did.

You guys are skateboarders.
I am too, I just so happen to be into a lot of stuff too.
Hence the mis-communication, in which I dont expect you to understand unless you did them too.

I apologize for trying to mesh a lot of things at once.
Some day maybe you will hear my story, and maybe someday you wont.
Who knows.
No Expectations.


The only thing I know is that when your at the the bottom, you only know which way is to the top.
Like that Anti-Hero Ad.


You ask what I have been doing?

Ive posted here what I have been doing.
http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=50824.msg1381918#msg1381918

Looks like I got Cardiel in the future, and hopefully other local Sacto Pros.
I only want to Make Things Happen.
"That Video" I posted was just a way of showing you how Committed I Am.


You guys are awesome.
Whether you hate me, or not, I am moving on with, or without you.

Lets skate soon, & you decide if I am what you say I am.

Fire's Lit I Am Only Here To Inspire.

*re-edit to put this link in
http://analogchemistry.tumblr.com/tagged/Journalism

[Upgrayedd]

Hi boys, i'm upgrayedd. I stutter, have an uncut wee wee and i cant skate for diddly. some of you are my facebook friends and you all know how stupid and lame i am. I work at home depot. and  my girlfriend and her pug moved in  a few months ago.

I like slap cause i feel safe and acause neal and mark are man-lovely.

[William Jefferson Clinton]

I SK8 BAKER
i been sk8in g 4 1 yr
i ollie Hier than any boddy in my Neihboarhood
i allsoah ripstick and scooter
i h8 posers

[Upgrayedd]

I SK8 BAKER
i been sk8in g 4 1 yr
i ollie Hier than any boddy in my Neihboarhood
i allsoah ripstick and scooter
i h8 posers

i forgot to add, My names Austin too. so you can leave.

[Sexy Alf]

I got a virus today,
I think it was from pr0n

[dontfearthereefer92]

i go to work, then i go skate, then i go home

[Locbrew]

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I SK8 BAKER
i been sk8in g 4 1 yr
i ollie Hier than any boddy in my Neihboarhood
i allsoah ripstick and scooter
i h8 posers

[close]

i forgot to add, My names Austin too. so you can leave.

Thank You, Based Austin.

[illmatic]

mah name is bill

my gamertag is a combination of my names

i also don't own a xbox anymore

StabMasterArson was also my handle on quake and on the old old slap (the two before this one)

[StabMasterArson]

Damn dude, didnt mean to bite your shit. This was my second account, I lost the first one I started in 05 and never remembered seeing yours. my bad.

[illmatic]

Damn dude, didnt mean to bite your shit. This was my second account, I lost the first one I started in 05 and never remembered seeing yours. my bad.

lol no biggie...just my artsy intro

i actually stole it after watching mike york's part in the chocolate tour...but...if i found you on a quake server, we woulda had problems...

[BriDen]

My name is Keri, I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry looking at my derri-
erre, you can stare but if you touch it I'ma bury

[smokecrack]

my name's Smoke Crack. i also go by Crack, Cracky, Crackrocks, Crackadon, Crackers, Crackzilla, Craquille O'Neal, etc. i enjoy the simple things in life; life's little pleasures, one might say. besides skateboarding, i also fancy comic books, movies, reefer, my lady friend, art, photography, sophisticated television programs, traveling, adventures, music, fun, etc. i also happen to create artwork of my own in my leisure time. i wouldn't consider it artsy or high-brow, more like a classy yet edgy post-modern style. it comes from a very pure section of my heart. i aim to stimulate senses and such. here are some pretty rare and exclusive pieces from my "Commerce & Filth" collection.

















i will not fully reveal all my intentions as an artist. that is left for the viewer to decide.

[friendly dave]

Hello everyone. My name is David. And, I'm a Douggalo.

[brazillionaire]

hahah good shit

common Watson! don't be shy... youre the artsyest motherfucker in here

yo SC, you should manage to get them gossip girls out on a tee shirt, with that SLAP or Smoke Crack in bolt typo! I'd totally buy it, bro 

[smokecrack]

yo SC, you should manage to get them gossip girls out on a tee shirt, with that SLAP or Smoke Crack in bolt typo! I'd totally buy it, bro 

i want it to be a shirt too. if only it would have won the slap pals t-shirt contest 

and yeah, i'd want to make a few versions: one that says SLAP and another with Smoke Crack on it. there's a black & white one on ebay, but i'd want it to be in full color. i'll make them someday when i get my shit together.

[William Jefferson Clinton]

Mye lyfelong dreem iz 2 b sponsored annd  b a pro sk8er
Mye feyvorite moveie iz grind
eye ollie aye 4 stair
my feyvorite show iz zeke annd luther
sk8ing iz mye lyfe
im nown around hear az Sk8er Boi cause avril laverign iz my idle

[StabMasterArson]

we know austin, we know.

[Upgrayedd]

Didnt i tell that guy to leave? There can only be one highlander Austinlander.